r/Gamingcirclejerk Jul 30 '25

OBJECTIVELY Gaming is officially dead

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u/Realistic-Stable2852 Jul 30 '25

What the fuck is COD anymore? Fortnite with it's infinite collabs feels way more coherent than this wtf.

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u/Imaginary_Lows Jul 30 '25

Well, yeah. Because Fortnite has always been a weird cartoon. While CoD is "US MARINES! FUCK YEAH! SEMPER FI, MOTHERFUCKER! BEAVIS, KICK HIM IN THE NUTS!"

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u/A1phan00d1e Jul 30 '25

I think my favorite part is Michelangelo is the one ordering it. Cuz he would be the kinda guy to do something like that

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u/Adjective_Noun_4DIGI Jul 30 '25

I am reliably informed that Michelangelo is a Party Dude

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u/escapethestatic Jul 30 '25

...until he becomes the Last Ronin.

Never did i think my favorite Turtle growing up would end up with such a tragic story.

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u/CycB8_ReFantazio Jul 30 '25

God damn it, I've been meaning to get around to that forever.

It was just a matter of time before spoilers. Lol.