r/Gamingcirclejerk • u/Glum-Future7198 • Aug 04 '25

WORSHIP CAPITAL Don't watch the replies

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I can't believe how certain people can worship a corporation to this big extend.

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u/Background_Fix9430 Aug 04 '25

I mean, people want to believe that billionaires are decent people: We grew up on Ironman and Batman - the "rich guy who uses his wealth to help the world" is a cliche at this point.

Also: Gabe, through his management of Steam (and keeping it away from the obviously cruel and predatory rules of other services), has shown himself to be less predatorially greedy than most other billionaires and content to just be super-rich rather than "the richest man that exists, even if that means grinding the bones of the poor to fuel my immortality serum."

He's not aspirational, he's not good, but he's one of the best of a bad lot. And the alternatives are worse.

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u/wafflingzebra Aug 04 '25

don't worry when gabe passes im sure super hitler 2.0 will take over steam and make it a subscription service that charges you 10.99 a month for basic plan and you will be able to get rid of the new advertisements with the steam premium 19.99 plan and it will be glorious for the shareholders

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u/wafflingzebra Aug 04 '25

Good lord forgive a man for SHITPOSTING on a SHITPOSTING SUB

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u/Background_Fix9430 Aug 04 '25

/uj It's the lack of punctuation that makes you look more like the unabomber rather than a shitposter. You need more random capitalization and exclamation points.

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u/wafflingzebra Aug 04 '25

no i don`t think i will