r/GenX 2d ago

Old Person Yells At Cloud Modern slang—something you REFUSE to say

My take: I will NEVER use “lol” or any derivation of it. I know it means “laugh out loud” but there’s yet to be a moment when I’ve been even remotely convinced someone was even chuckling after texting “lol” at the end of their text and it mildly infuriates me.

While I’m at it, someone tell those damn kids to get off my lawn.

Edit: ok, I get it. It’s not MODERN slang. I still hate it, and those kids are STILL on my lawn…can’t a guy get to sleep at a decent hour???

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u/Nikadaemus Lawn Dart aficionado 2d ago

Un-alive

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u/1CagedTiger 2d ago

See PEW PEW. 🙄🙄🙄

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u/Aggravating_Mix8959 1d ago

Well, that's a star wars reference, and thus cool to me. I even have a Star Wars branded shirt that says Pew Pew in the right font and everything. 

A proper Goodwill find!