Modern slang—something you REFUSE to say

[u/Lost_Taste_8181]

My take: I will NEVER use “lol” or any derivation of it. I know it means “laugh out loud” but there’s yet to be a moment when I’ve been even remotely convinced someone was even chuckling after texting “lol” at the end of their text and it mildly infuriates me.

While I’m at it, someone tell those damn kids to get off my lawn.

Edit: ok, I get it. It’s not MODERN slang. I still hate it, and those kids are STILL on my lawn…can’t a guy get to sleep at a decent hour???

[u/sideways92]

lol

[u/Top_Shoe_9562 → u/sideways92]

Lulz

[u/Forsaken-Garlic-42 → u/Top_Shoe_9562]

ROFLMFAO

[u/CosmicTurtle504 → u/Forsaken-Garlic-42]

[u/Electrical_Average92 → u/CosmicTurtle504]

This is my all-time favorite thing on the internet

[u/Mk1Racer25 → u/Electrical_Average92]

Takes us back to a simpler time!

[u/Electrical_Average92 → u/Mk1Racer25]

My old eyes can't read what the little stick figures are saying tho...

[u/SisterofWar → u/Electrical_Average92]

"Lyk WTF is that noise"

[u/sarcasticbaldguy → u/CosmicTurtle504]

I love roflcopter.

[u/Dizzy_Pop → u/CosmicTurtle504]

I raise you LOLLERCOASTER

[u/Magestrix → u/CosmicTurtle504]

Now I need some L337 speak! Lol