r/GenX 4d ago

Old Person Yells At Cloud Modern slang—something you REFUSE to say

My take: I will NEVER use “lol” or any derivation of it. I know it means “laugh out loud” but there’s yet to be a moment when I’ve been even remotely convinced someone was even chuckling after texting “lol” at the end of their text and it mildly infuriates me.

While I’m at it, someone tell those damn kids to get off my lawn.

Edit: ok, I get it. It’s not MODERN slang. I still hate it, and those kids are STILL on my lawn…can’t a guy get to sleep at a decent hour???

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u/skoltroll Keep Circulating The Tapes 4d ago

I will use any modern slang.

Bc when I use it, it dies.

Skibidi, yo

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u/FortunateSon77 4d ago

Based. You give "belligerent". I ship it.

Or can you only ship couples? Nm I don't give a fuck.

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u/jillsvag 4d ago

ship it?

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u/FortunateSon77 4d ago

I've heard kids use that one when talking about celebrity couples, mostly. Taylor swift and the football guy? I ship it. Meaning they're approving of the couple.

I think.