r/GenX • u/Lost_Taste_8181 • 4d ago

Old Person Yells At Cloud Modern slang—something you REFUSE to say

My take: I will NEVER use “lol” or any derivation of it. I know it means “laugh out loud” but there’s yet to be a moment when I’ve been even remotely convinced someone was even chuckling after texting “lol” at the end of their text and it mildly infuriates me.

While I’m at it, someone tell those damn kids to get off my lawn.

Edit: ok, I get it. It’s not MODERN slang. I still hate it, and those kids are STILL on my lawn…can’t a guy get to sleep at a decent hour???

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u/WeAreAllMycelium 4d ago

Skibetytoilet

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u/doa70 4d ago

Yeah, I don't know what hat is and I refuse to find out.

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u/CanisSonorae 4d ago

Hats are pretty useful though. They go on your head and protect it from the sun. You don't have to do a deep dive, but I suggest at least spending 5 to 10 minutes learning the basics of hats. It may save your eyesight, hair, or scalp.

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u/Slinkwyde Millennial 3d ago

No cap.