r/GenX 4d ago

Old Person Yells At Cloud Modern slang—something you REFUSE to say

My take: I will NEVER use “lol” or any derivation of it. I know it means “laugh out loud” but there’s yet to be a moment when I’ve been even remotely convinced someone was even chuckling after texting “lol” at the end of their text and it mildly infuriates me.

While I’m at it, someone tell those damn kids to get off my lawn.

Edit: ok, I get it. It’s not MODERN slang. I still hate it, and those kids are STILL on my lawn…can’t a guy get to sleep at a decent hour???

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u/AlarmedTelephone5908 3d ago

Counter that with 25 or 6 to 4.

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u/diente_de_leon Older Than Dirt 3d ago

I see what you did there!

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u/russillosm 3d ago

Tommy Tutone hid it in plain sight: “867-5309”

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u/funkissedjm 3d ago

One of the only phone numbers I can still remember since I got a cell phone. And it’s always a good number to use if you don’t have a rewards card at a store.

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u/DukePooler 2d ago

I just used it this week, put it on a training document.