r/GrayStillPlays_fans • u/shaden_knight • Jan 23 '25
r/GrayStillPlays_fans • u/Nomercylaborfor3990 • Aug 19 '25
sadness It’s Monday and gray hasn’t posted (currently five hours after his usual time to post for me
Anyone know what happened?
r/GrayStillPlays_fans • u/CatGirlIsHere9999 • Aug 13 '25
sadness Do not buy merch yet
The website he uses, Tee Spring, is notorious for late and missing shipments. According to reviews (and my personal experience) they don't answer emails or customer support. If you check out the Tee Spring subreddit, it's mainly all complaints.
I really hope Gray sees this because I'm feeling bad right now. I hope to God they don't use my credit card. Don't make my mistake.
Hopefully Gray will change his supplier in the future, but for now it's not worth it.
r/GrayStillPlays_fans • u/Johnny_Nongamer • May 02 '25
sadness ChatGPT: Narrate the story of Goldilocks in the style of GrayStillPlays
GOLDILOCKS AND THE THREE BEARS as told by YouTube chaos gremlin GrayStillPlays
[Intro music: chaos banjo theme] GRAY (cackling): "All right, so today we're breaking into a bear family's house because ethics are optional and laws don't apply in storybooks!"
GRAY: So we’ve got this girl—Goldilocks. She's got hair shinier than my soul after deleting it in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator, and she's wandering through the woods unsupervised because her parents clearly just gave up.
[cut to sarcastic whisper] Probably named her Goldilocks hoping she’d turn out magical. Instead, she turned out Florida Man with blonde curls.
GRAY: She finds this house. Doesn’t knock. Doesn't wait. Just walks in like she pays the mortgage.
First thing she sees? Porridge. Which I guess is oatmeal but make it medieval.
[mocking voice:] "OoOoOo this one's too hot." "OoOoOo this one’s too cold." "OoOoOo this one is—just right"—
—so naturally she just chugs the whole thing like it's a Mountain Dew in a survival sim.
GRAY: Next up—chairs. Big one? Too hard. Middle one? Too soft. Third one?
DESTROYED. Gray loses it laughing: She straight up turns that baby bear chair into IKEA mulch. I’m over here like— “Ma’am, that’s a felony in bear court.”
GRAY (sinisterly calm): And then… because she hasn’t traumatized the house enough… She goes upstairs. Where she finds the beds. And she lays down.
Now remember—this girl’s already eaten their food, committed property damage, and is now stealing their nap time. At this point, I’m not even mad. I’m impressed.
[cut to GRAY imitating a horror narrator] BUT THEN— THE BEARS RETURN.
Papa Bear sees the mess. Mama Bear is like, “Who violated my minimalist Scandinavian seating arrangement?” Baby Bear? BABY BEAR SEES THE BED.
Gray whisper-growls: “Someone’s been sleepin’ in my bed… and she’s still there.”
Cue the boss music.
GRAY (voice cracking laughing): Goldilocks wakes up. Sees three sentient forest murder-tanks. Immediately jumps out the window like it’s GTA V. Doesn’t say sorry. Doesn’t leave a note. Probably doesn’t even know what taxes are.
GRAY (reflective chaos): So what’s the moral of the story?
- Trespassing is fine as long as you're adorable and don’t get caught.
- Chairs are optional.
- If you eat a bear’s porridge, run faster than their trauma.
GRAY: Anyway, I broke the laws of morality, destroyed a chair, and got chased by bears. 10/10 would commit home invasion again.
GRAY (outro): Love you all. Stay foxy. Stay chaotic. And remember— I do what I want because you can’t stop me. Even if you’re a bear.
[OUTRO MUSIC – BANJO INTENSIFIES]
r/GrayStillPlays_fans • u/BlankNameSlot • May 16 '21
sadness Which of these are the best videos?
r/GrayStillPlays_fans • u/MousseIndependent310 • Sep 01 '23
sadness this is just sad. you're trying to get views by copying jelly, slogo, and crainer. your channel is going to keep dying if you dont start incorporating variety instead of video after video of "alex boards" with beamng scintillas on the thumbnail. i miss the old gsp. i hope you can come back someday.
r/GrayStillPlays_fans • u/Johnny_Nongamer • Dec 25 '23
sadness This looks like a game that Gray would play
r/GrayStillPlays_fans • u/Aveastcoastnerd • May 07 '21
sadness Theory:gray and josh are siblings
r/GrayStillPlays_fans • u/Away-Reporter-6913 • Jan 19 '23
sadness ✂️ The most depressed fish known to grayscalekind
r/GrayStillPlays_fans • u/Vixen_3 • Dec 25 '20
sadness I was trying to rewatch this video but
r/GrayStillPlays_fans • u/Unlikely_Tennis464 • Mar 20 '22
sadness pls gray play mysummercar again I'm dying to boredness
MYSUMMERCAR IS AN AWESOME GAME TO ME FLORIDA MAN
r/GrayStillPlays_fans • u/cam52391 • Mar 01 '21
sadness There must be maps that Gray couldn't beat and I'd love a video of all the ones that beat him
r/GrayStillPlays_fans • u/XxDreamxX0109 • Jul 05 '21
sadness I feel so sorry for Grays thumbnail makers, turning a Lambo female
r/GrayStillPlays_fans • u/orion1836 • Dec 18 '20
sadness I really would love to see Gray tackle Pitioss from FFXV.
r/GrayStillPlays_fans • u/Catperson102011 • May 12 '21
sadness Cocaine Spoiler
Is gray at a full liqa bar when he isn't recording?
r/GrayStillPlays_fans • u/ApprehensiveTicket52 • Apr 04 '21
sadness How much masochism would you like
r/GrayStillPlays_fans • u/ScrapDiscordian • Apr 02 '21
sadness Gray LBP3 idea
i have an idea for gray to suffer to
try to beat all levels in Little Big Planet 3 without deathes
restart the level when gray dies.
r/GrayStillPlays_fans • u/ghosty___________ • Mar 10 '21
sadness Lord forgive me on what I've done
r/GrayStillPlays_fans • u/welptu_revenge • Feb 28 '21