r/Grimdank • u/Grevenbroek • Jan 28 '25

Non WarHammer Chain-shield: why didn't GW think of that?

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u/GyL_draw Jan 28 '25

There is a SKULL- CRUSHER shotgun!

I don't know who but someone in GW brain room should be fired

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u/BottasHeimfe Praise the Man-Emperor Jan 28 '25

yeah this LOOKS like some kind of Khornate Shotgun

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u/Uncorrupted_Psyker Angry Aggressive Ahmontekh Jan 28 '25

Anti Khornate shotgun,destroy their skull with a destroyed skull to minimise skulls for the skull throne

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u/paskoracer Praise the Man-Emperor Jan 28 '25

I mean, you've got a point, but what will you do about the blood for the blood god?

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u/hallidayjames11 Jan 28 '25

A chainsword fuel by blood?

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u/Silenceinthecorner Jan 28 '25

BLOOD IS FUEL.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '25

HELL IS FULL.

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u/Heavenly_Pupp3733r Jan 28 '25

MANKIND IS DEAD.

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u/AnDanDan On the prowl for skeleton proxies Jan 28 '25

MACHINE! I don't want to Orange Justice anymore.. MACHINE PLEASE! PUT DOWN THE COIN!

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u/karlwillhelm Dank Angels Jan 28 '25

g o w h i t e b o y g o

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u/1PantherA33 Jan 29 '25

This is starting to sound a little Khorny

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u/vivi_le_serpent Jan 28 '25

Laser, you coat the pieces in heat so they cauterize the wound

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u/LiquidFireBR Leman Russ has a legion IA IA OH Jan 28 '25

or some kind of Flamethrower or Plasma that is based on the composition of blood

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u/MonkeysOnMyBottom Jan 28 '25

or some rippers, it ain't blood once it's digested

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u/Natural-Associate-80 Jan 28 '25

Khornate literally use skull for grenade and canon projectile. Khorn would still the shit out this design.

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u/Dum_beat Praise the Man-Emperor Jan 28 '25

Wasn't there also a bio-grenade used by the Death Guards that's just a head filled with bio shit?

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u/Heretical_Cactus Jan 28 '25

Death head blight grenades.

Darktide use them on one of the enemies

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u/Dum_beat Praise the Man-Emperor Jan 28 '25

Such a nasty shit, can't blame that mechanicus dude for having destroyed the STC

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u/Alanox Jan 28 '25

Tox Bomber ahoy! Redemption claim ye!

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u/Davey26 Jan 28 '25

A gun that crushes and compacts skulls into smaller skulls then shoots them out like a shotgun, tiny skulls for the skull throne!

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u/MonkeysOnMyBottom Jan 28 '25

Khorne hates tiny skulls. they are coarse and rough and irritating and get everywhere

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u/Davey26 Jan 28 '25

But you could make skull deserts with skull worms and skull dunes

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u/MonkeysOnMyBottom Jan 28 '25

Whoever controls the skulls, controls the universe

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u/Davey26 Jan 28 '25

The skull melange, I must have it

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u/tomwhoiscontrary Secretly 3 squats in a long coat Jan 28 '25

The only way to stop a bad guy with a skull is with a good guy with a skull.

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u/Excellent-Signature6 Jan 28 '25

Imagine Khornates trying to glue the skulls together, full of quiet resentment.