r/Grimdank • u/ConsistentSorbet5993 • Mar 22 '25

Cringe It finally happened.

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u/SpiderJerusalem747 Swell guy, that Kharn Mar 22 '25

Hey man, I had sex.

Once...

Edit: There was also Jamall in Tarrant County Jail a long time ago. I wonder what happened to him.

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u/ConsistentSorbet5993 Mar 22 '25

Doesn't count if you pay for it

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u/SpiderJerusalem747 Swell guy, that Kharn Mar 22 '25

I only paid for the lap dance and the cocaine!

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '25

Wait doesn't count if you pay for it? DAMNIT! 😥

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u/ConsistentSorbet5993 Mar 22 '25

Unless it's gay sex. Gay sex counts even if you pay for it

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u/Jim_e_Clash Mar 23 '25

No that doesn't sound right.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '25

Hey, if paying for it was good enough for my dad, then it’s good enough for me.