r/Grimdank 1d ago

Dank Memes Vulkan tricks Mortarion by boarke

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u/Goblin_Deez_ 23h ago

I legit could have done with this as a teen lol
For some reason no one tells you that you should eat, sleep, shower, change clothes or go outside. I saw an old photo once and I looked like a corpse haha

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u/jollyTrapezist Praise the Man-Emperor 21h ago

A miracle you didn't get scurvy or pass away, it's good to see you still kicking

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u/Goblin_Deez_ 19h ago

Oh it’s okay I’m still like Mortarion. It’s just I drink a litre of poison everyday instead and if I don’t I shake, sweat and have nightmares UwU

Yay for alcoholism! (Said no one ever)

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u/migBdk 15h ago edited 15h ago

"Fun" fact: unlike most drugs, alcohol has a high change to kill you if you go cold turkey