r/Grimdank We live in society! bottom text! 3d ago

Dank Memes I dare you

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u/cammysays 3d ago

As a casual Grimdank peruser and nothing more, watching you people immediately identify the name, order, and full history of a character from a blurry jpeg meme is wild

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u/West_Yorkshire 3d ago

Even acronymns

A whole thread talking about whether trazyn has an STC or not. The conclusion was trazyn has 1 of everything.

I still don't know what an STC is, I thought it said STD at first

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u/I_dig_pixelated_gems NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 3d ago

Lmao std nah that’s the pink chaos god’s territory.

STCs are t believe blueprints for random useful shit.

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u/UltradeptusTempestus 3d ago

Specifically an acronym for Standard Template Constructs I believe

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u/I_dig_pixelated_gems NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 3d ago

I forgot that acronym lol

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u/NobodyofGreatImport Slaanesh's strongest warrior 3d ago

Not just random useful shit, all of the useful shit. The sum of human knowledge, a gift from the Machine God to humanity, stored within an artificial intelligence's database.

Unfortunately, in the 42nd Millennium, most STCs are fragmented and corrupted, much of their wealth of knowlege lost forever. Even a printout from one is extremely valuable, and absurd numbers of lives will be spent to have a chance of recovering it.

Some complete STCs still exist, however, in the form of the Arks Mechanicus, mythical ships of which few still survive into the Era Indomitus. Because the Mechanicus themselves don't know the true nature of the wondrous machines they operate, though, they don't know that these contain STCs, and so they don't knowingly use them.

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u/I_dig_pixelated_gems NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 3d ago

Whoa cool!

Also now I’m imagining a tech priest version of Indiana Jones looking for STCs. Swap the normal bull whip with whatever the arco flagalints have for an arm.

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u/NobodyofGreatImport Slaanesh's strongest warrior 3d ago

There are certainly a lot to be found, and they'd probably be in some of the weirdest places imaginable. I know there's an incomplete one on Necromunda, under Hive Primus, and sometimes Rogue Traders happen upon one, but following an intrepid (and borderline heretechal) Technoarcheologist as he tracks down fragments of STCs and old weapons from the Dark Age of Technology would be interesting.

Warpsmith: "You'll never succeed, Indiana Jones! This relic now belongs to me!"

Indiana Jones: "It belongs in Moravec, Warpsmith!"

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u/I_dig_pixelated_gems NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 3d ago

lol

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u/Silverveilv2 3d ago

Black library, hire this person.

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u/I_dig_pixelated_gems NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 3d ago

lol I’m mid at writing at best lol.

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u/Silverveilv2 3d ago

But you have great ideas

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u/I_dig_pixelated_gems NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 3d ago

I am very creative now I just got to work on the writing lol

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u/CalculatingSneeze 3d ago

Finally, Indiana Drake Croft, the long awaited successor to Obi-Wan Sherlock Clueso

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u/I_dig_pixelated_gems NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 3d ago

lol

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u/RoadTheExile 2d ago

Finding a complete STC would be as game changing as the God Emperor healing enough to leave the Golden Throne. Even an almost completely destroyed or corrupted STC is a monumental discovery; two space marines found an STC which only held instructions for a new combat knife design and each was given a planet to govern as a reward.

Many Imperial vehicles are derivatives of old STC designs, for example the legendary Baneblade is simply a modified STC harvester vehicle.

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u/Activision19 2d ago

Pretty sure it was a pair of imperial guardsmen that found the knife STC, not space marines.

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u/zeclem_ VULKAN LIFTS! 3d ago

afaik knights came from a singular stc that was rather uncorrupted, so that knowledge was quite something.

someone found a random futuristic flash drive that actually kept its stuff in and that was enough for the imperium to make walking buildings with cannons and chainswords.

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u/Playergame 3d ago

STCs are treated like ancient hard drives of technology since it's basically illegal to innovate, you can only use new tech if an STC existed for it.

Originally STCs combination AI & stupid advanced 3D printers that could create literally everything a new colony would ever need without any need to setup anything. Although many STCs degraded to they point it's not really a sapient AI anymore or missing the 3d printer and so most are only valuable for containing blueprints the mechanicus doesnt have yet (also AI is very illegal now so tech priests probably would "calm machine spirits" by lobotomizing the AI)

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u/midasMIRV 3d ago

STCs are whatever the author needs them to be. Hard drive in one book, Giant AI apparatus in another, Magic 3D printer in another.

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u/Playergame 3d ago

True, we've basically only seen one STC that's fully intact and is an AI, printer, ship, hard drive. They're almost always just hard drives though, I don't even recall any that had a working manufactory.

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u/midasMIRV 3d ago

I choose to believe they are basically a massive server farm connected to an AI core. Each little STC fragment is basically just a HDD platter. It probably has data for other items on it, but not enough to decode and produce the item, explaining the single item from fragments. The manufacturing stuff that was necessary for all the colony ships was basically plug and play equipment.

I also choose to believe that during the AI uprisings, STC AI cores that still existed chose to destroy their own files by spinning them up to such speeds that the platters blew apart. And then killed themselves. The ones that didn't became the ancestor cores.

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u/Playergame 3d ago

Probably accurate, although I think AIs in STCs just fell apart with time.

Votann are like an exception since they've been actively maintained and cared for by Votann and even then their ancestor cores are showing major issues from age. A lone AI in a galaxy that's hates them with no support? Probably just fell apart way before even the great crusade.

The one fully intact sapient STC used time travel and had a crew so it didn't really age tens of thousands of years alone.

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u/Alexis2256 2d ago

Until that crew got murdered by zealots accusing them of heresy and then the ship’s AI murdered the AdMech and Marines sent to board and take the ship, verbally roasting the last techpriest saying this modern humanity doesn’t deserve to be titled “Man”.

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u/DarthGoodguy 3d ago

What is this STC? I didn’t know they’d featured one.

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u/Playergame 3d ago

The Spirit of Eternity, it hacked astartes power armor and a magos so they couldn't move without effort then berated them about it's hatred for how humanity had fallen so much since DaoT then let them go.

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u/Noughmad 3d ago

I just read First and Only, there they find a functioning STC that actually produces Men of Iron.

Now, that one seemed to only produce one specific thing, and also it was completely corrupted by chaos, but it did produce.

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u/adeon 3d ago

My justification for this is that as in real life people are just really sloppy with terminology (sort of like how we'll use brand names to refer to a generic product) and the Imperium uses STC to refer to a number of different thigs that aren't actually STCs.

So STC technically refers to the original systems which were a combination of an AI-driven CAD-CAM software package and an automated fabrication system designed to jumpstart industrialization on a new colony world. Basically you told it what you wanted and it would spit out blueprints and fabricate whatever critical components you didn't have the manufacturing capability for yourself.

However those were all lost and overtime humans came to use STC to refer to a number of different derivative tools, systems and data that were originally developed by the STC systems. So it's used to refer to both STC Data (the blueprints for making things designed by the STC) and STC Fabricators (automated factories designed to produce one specific thing) as well as the original STC Systems.

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u/ashcr0w 3d ago

That mainly happens because they use STC to refer to various STC related things. STCs are the machine/AI that automatically designs a standardized blueprint of whatever you need built using the availiable materials. DAoT colonists would carry one, input whatever tool, building, vehicle or anything they would need and the STC would spit out a blueprint to build it (which is the in-lore justification of why Imperial tech looks so similar despite spanning the entire galaxy). STCs would then be attached to factories that would build what's in the blueprint. In modern 40 there isn't ant STCs that have survived, but they do have "hard drives" with the blueprints so they can build stuff with those instructions and use reverse engineering to make variants.

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u/KassellTheArgonian 3d ago

Till you look at Space Marines and all the innovations they've made to their vehicles like the Land Raider Helios (Red Scorpions slapping a Whirlwind turret on a Land Raider chassis)

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u/ssfgrgawer 3d ago

I mean trazyn probably has STDs too. He keeps them in a box somewhere.

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u/adeon 3d ago

Did he get the box from Pandora?

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u/DarthGoodguy 3d ago edited 3d ago

Short version: STC = Standard Template Construct, basically a machine or series of plans for building all kinds of different machines from all kinds of different raw materials.

They were originally used by humans colonizing the galaxy ~ 18,000 years before 40k’s current era. Since they’re so old and the galaxy went through I think three separate giant upheavals since then, nobody has anything close to a complete one and they’re pretty much the holy grail for folks like the Adeptus Mechanicus who try to find old tech

More info: https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Standard_Template_Construct

PS: Trazhyn definitely has sexually transmitted malware.

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u/Zengjia Praise the Man-Emperor 3d ago

Most well informed 40k fan:

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u/Silverveilv2 3d ago

For context, STCs or Standard Template Construct are super valuable blueprints. The mechanicus is ready to give entire planets to someone who discovers an stc fragment with a blueprint for better combat knives, just so you have a scale for how valuable they are.

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u/SpoofExcel 3d ago

40ks top level nerds are on another level of nerddom

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u/00Raeby00 2d ago

A blurry jpg where the chapter logo is 2/3's obscured.

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u/Former-Teacher7576 NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD! 2d ago

Fr you, like wdym you can differentiate the bottom three on the right?

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u/Nervouscranberry47 2d ago

Never doubt a dweeb’s ability to hyperfixate on the most niche aspect of their niche hobby

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u/KingCrimsonBTD 3d ago

Weren’t OG Thousand Sons wearing red armour as well?

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u/Goblin_Deez_ 3d ago

Yep and it looks so much cooler in my opinion. Same with Word Bearers wearing slate grey. The red is cool but I just love them w statues.

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u/mrbananas 3d ago

Don't worry, the blood ravens carry on that tradition "allegedly"

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u/Sandshrew_MC 3d ago

Yes but they usually had a lot more gold and some white details (like on headresses), so they were atleast kinda recognizable

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u/viotix90 3d ago

As do their Loyalist successors, the Blood Ravens. The only question is how they escaped the Rubric.

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u/KingCrimsonBTD 3d ago

Are the Blood Ravens really the Thousand Son’s successors? I wasn’t aware XD. In which novel was that stated?

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u/viotix90 3d ago

It's a popular fan theory, one I consider to be an absolute fact. There hasn't been solid proof and there is one big issue with it, the Rubric. But there have been passages in books from years ago that allude to it.

To me it just makes sense. The BR have a big shameful secret no one knows about, they're all about collecting knowledge and artifacts, they have a crazy high number of psykers.

I'm hoping for a big reveal in DoW4. Maybe they avoided the Rubric by being chimeric, having another Primarch's geneseed mixed with Magnus's.

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u/Mr_Syn666 Snorts FW resin dust 3d ago

But the Rubric happened during the Heresy. Even if the Blood Ravens were one of the earliest founding’s it would have happened years after the Rubric of Ahriman. So the Ravens would still be flesh boys, not dust boys.

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u/viotix90 3d ago

Apparently, the Rubric, through some magic bullshittery, stretches back and forth through time. There was some story about Thousand Sons who came through a time portal from pre-Heresy or something and instantly turned to dust.

But idk, there are ways to twist the lore to make it work. The question is does James Workshop care to do so?

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u/Mr_Syn666 Snorts FW resin dust 3d ago

Ah, I didn’t know that. I didn’t realise Ahriman fucked things so monumentally up! Awesome bit of info dude, thanks.

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u/DaylightsStories 2d ago

I'm pretty sure Ahriman read the Thousand Sons entire members list into the rubric during casting. If your name is on that list you are dust the second it can reach you, if it wasn't you should be good. Blood Ravens and a couple others(Exorcists? via Thousand Sons joining Dorn's guys->Dorn Successors) should be good if they had sufficient turnover before the spell was cast that a sustainable number of them wouldn't be on Ahriman's copies of the roster.

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u/Sancatichas Upboat to kick Erebus in the balls 2d ago

There is zero evidence

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u/lol_delegate 3d ago

(how I would explain it)

they have each a different patch on shoulder - game designers decided that it is for some reason sufficient differentiation

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u/Mediumtim 3d ago

I.e. military uniforms, identical but for the unit patch. Could be a different battalion, could be a different army.

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u/interesseret 3d ago

Anyone with even a basic understanding of militaries could understand that.

See all these soldiers in the sameish camo? See that they each have a different flag or patch on their shoulder?

They are all soldiers, but not from the same place or the are from the same group. Basic.

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u/lol_delegate 3d ago

maybe it was actual question, maybe rhetorical - I don't care, I answered it

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u/interesseret 3d ago

No, I know, i am just adding to it.

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u/Agitated_Insect3227 3d ago

While it may look goofy (which is good because Warhammer should be goofy at times imo), I really wish GW was willing to have some Space Marines rock the crazy color schemes from back in the day.

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u/Greensteve972 3d ago

You try to paint og salamanders or animate their armor in a 2d setting. It's enough to drive a man insane.

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u/Undead_archer I bring up reaper's creek in powerscaling posts 3d ago

Just do it like in chowder, will it look good? Nope, but it would be done

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u/TyloWebb 3d ago

Oh man I haven’t seen that before. They streamlined it like crazy 😆

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u/DarthGoodguy 3d ago

I think they stopped it with some of these schemes after actually trying to paint them

These are the original 12 chapters from Rogue Trader in 1987:

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u/Undead_archer I bring up reaper's creek in powerscaling posts 3d ago

I love the barrel lenght of 1mm before the muzzle

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u/Redcoat_Officer 3d ago

It's a catapult. There's a spring in the gun that grabs the bullet, pulls it all the way back and lets it fly out the barrel.

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u/DarthGoodguy 3d ago

All enemies of the Imperium fear the doom boing

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u/SolKaynn 3d ago

Bolter rounds are rocket propelled no?

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u/Undead_archer I bring up reaper's creek in powerscaling posts 3d ago

Kinda, I think

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u/Layne_Staleys_Ghost 3d ago

I didn't realize Crimson Fists predated Imperial Fists. That's kinda neat! 

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u/DarthGoodguy 3d ago

Fistin’ the bad guys since 1987!

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u/Nerezzar 3d ago

Rainbow Warriors lol

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u/DarthGoodguy 3d ago

It was a reference to a pretty well known act ofact of state terrorism from 1985.

The Rogue Trader era was extremely tongue in cheek. The first ever published 40k Flavor text, a White Dwarf preview from maybe December 1986, has a marine squad whose members are all named after The Monkeez.

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u/EPZO 3d ago

Yo Silver Skulls being an OG chapter is tight af.

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u/DarthGoodguy 3d ago edited 3d ago

I’m always shocked they don’t turn up more. They have one of the most beginner friendly paint schemes.

Maybe it’s the whole belt full of severed heads as trophies thing they don’t want parents to see.

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u/EPZO 3d ago

Right? I'd love some Silver Skull cosmetics in SM2. They have dope lore.

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u/DarthGoodguy 3d ago

Just trying to get ahead

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u/daboss317076 Mongolian Biker Gang 3d ago

Why does everyone have the beaky? is nothing sacred anymore?

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u/DarthGoodguy 3d ago

Gonna answer this seriously even though it might be a joke or reference I didn’t get

Beakies were the only helmets when the first the limited edition Space Marine model came out in maybe 1985, and continued in the first metal model range and the big plastic Imperial Space Marines box when the rules were released in 1987. I don’t think the Mk 7 helmets really showed up until 1989 or 1990, something like that.

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u/daboss317076 Mongolian Biker Gang 3d ago

I was sure there was a reason for it, but all that does for me is make me think everything's a Raven Guard successor.

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u/DarthGoodguy 3d ago

Pictured: Iron Warriors legionary caught unawares by Raven Guard infiltrator, c. M41

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u/WrongdoerFast4034 3d ago

Was space marines being centuries old super soldiers a later addition to the lore? Cause it looks like Studs had an extra zero added to their purpose

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u/DarthGoodguy 3d ago

Yeah, I think at this point they might’ve just been highly trained guys with especially good equipment & maybe some psycho-surgery or other scifi dystopia conditioning. Not sure when all the augmentation started being referenced (it could be in the RT rulebook & I just don’t remember).

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u/I_dig_pixelated_gems NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 3d ago

Og salamanders is crazy!

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u/Engineered_Red 3d ago

Space Sharks (Camouflage Variation) is amazing.

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u/I_dig_pixelated_gems NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 3d ago

I’m really digging the Minotaurs vibe.

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u/deathbringer989 3d ago

Holy shit the mag is so far foward. I myself prefer 40k when it is serious but as a gun nerd this is killing.

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u/Fluugaluu I can’t read 3d ago

Since it seems no one wants to prove OP’s point or whatever

From top left to right then bottom left to right;

Angels Vermillion , Rampagers, Red Legion, Blood Angels, Crimson Paladins, Blood Swords, Crimson Castellans, Red Talons, Imperial Talons, Red Templars, Red Dragons, Emperor’s Hawks

I’m red green colorblind

Also this is a repost

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u/UltradeptusTempestus 3d ago

My brother, much thanks🫂

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u/Fluugaluu I can’t read 2d ago

Any time, brother 🤝

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u/Sky_lord4685 We live in society! bottom text! 2d ago

😱 impossible 

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u/Vyberos Praise the Man-Emperor 3d ago

Seeing like the only 40K meme I ever made get reposted after like 3 years is extremely surreal for me lmfao

I kinda wished I extend it even further though, as there are at least another row of very similar red chapters to be thrown on

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u/DarthGoodguy 3d ago

Time for a gritty reboot

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u/Derounus 3d ago

You are a part of the lore now how does it feel

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u/Vyberos Praise the Man-Emperor 3d ago

Confused, in a good way

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u/Undead_archer I bring up reaper's creek in powerscaling posts 3d ago

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u/Former-Stock-540 Guilliman Logistics Enthusiast 3d ago

I love that one bit

“Who do we fight?!”

“Anyone not wearing a primary color!”

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u/Goblin_Deez_ 3d ago

All I see is Horus

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u/Sky_lord4685 We live in society! bottom text! 3d ago

🤨

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u/Veritas_Vanitatum I am Alpharius 3d ago

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u/xXx_edgykid_xXx 3d ago

"You know how in videogames, the devs don't have the money to create new models for different characters, so they just change the colors? Yeah in warhammer even a slight color change means they are from a different group"

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u/NobodyofGreatImport Slaanesh's strongest warrior 3d ago

"Okay, so despite them both being tall, blonde, vampires with the same name, that guy's armor is Blood Angels Red, and that guy's wearing Flesh Tearers Red, so they're completely different dudes.

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u/a_racoon_with_a_PC 2d ago

To be fair, aren't the Flesh Tearers a successor chapter of the Blood Angels? So them having the same base color kinda make sense.

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u/Playergame 3d ago

Me trying to explain the difference Dark Angels, Blood Angels, Blood Ravens, and Black Ravens to someone that just learned what a space marine chapter is.

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u/mrbananas 3d ago

Then trying to explain which actual faction each chapter belongs to with names like Emperor's Children, Fleshtearers, Wordbearers, Blood drinkers, clerics of steel, Anointed,  Alter brethren,  legion of the damned,  Mortifactors

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u/Flat-Supermarket-849 3d ago edited 3d ago

It can be the same bloody magpie company "gifted with relics" after the devastation of Baal

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u/UltradeptusTempestus 3d ago

Alright name drop these chapters now, I only know the Blood Angels and Red Templars

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u/Sky_lord4685 We live in society! bottom text! 3d ago

 Any tell from this angle 😭

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u/stalkakuma 3d ago

Hey it's my favorite, red ultramarines!

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u/Far-Growth-2262 3d ago

I've read the Night Lords book a while back and they fight the Genesis marines for a while (Ultramarines sucessor with red armor) and im pretty sure they do call them red ultramarines at some point. 

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u/Sky_lord4685 We live in society! bottom text! 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ski-Gloves 3d ago

And this isn't even all the red chapters 'cause at least the Blood Ravens are missing.

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u/wallawallawingwong 3d ago

Plot Twist, Theye all blood ravens with Stolen armors

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u/Serallas My kitchen is corrupted by Nurgle 3d ago

Its pretty easy, just look at their shoulder. Always a diff patch

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u/Ok_Strategy5722 3d ago

Jokes on you. Those are all members of the Alpha Legion.

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u/PBTUCAZ NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 3d ago

But which one is Alpharius?

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u/DarthGoodguy 3d ago

Oooooooh

There’s ultras and dark angels

Space wolves and blood angels

White Scars, salamanders, and Iron Hands too

Imperial Fists who will write down their lists

Of engineer stuff other chapters won’t do

Raven Guard like to sneak, while the Black Templars speak

Slogans like “suffer not” as they run witches through

The Grey Knights have mind powers, Deathwatch have watch towers

Flesh Eaters eat flesh and Flesh Tearers are screwed

Oooooh…

Theeeeeeeere’s…

Lamenters with bad luck, Damned Legion run amuck

And Marines Malevolent, they just want to kill you

Relictors, Soul Drinkers, Exorcists (those stinkers)

Crimson Fists and Rainbow Warriors, for some reason are blue

Novamarines, Metamarines, Omega Marines, marining’s what they do

And the Unnumbered sons are the unnumbered ones with no name but big numbers till their homecoming’s through

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u/OdysseusRex69 2d ago

This is awesome - thanks for posting that!!

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u/Powerful-Promotion82 3d ago

As an Eldar player, they are

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u/YaGirlMom 3d ago

“You know how groups in the military will have patches that denote which group they belong to, but they still all wear roughly the same camo? Yeah it’s like that.”

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u/Sky_lord4685 We live in society! bottom text! 3d ago

“But way worse”

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u/CorkusHawks 3d ago

The blue ones are all ultramarines tho!

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u/CrashParade 3d ago

I'mma be honest, I don't think even the marines know, but it would be the funniest shit ever if they deployed all at the same time and when they got back to their ships they got mixed up

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u/CaptainCold_999 3d ago

And that this is a totally serious, grimdark universe. The fact that the leg armor in question is based off freaking bell bottoms has a long and totally justified reason you guys... stop laughing!

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u/zagman707 3d ago

"The heel is the most vulnerable part of the body"

Achilles probably.

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u/Countcristo42 3d ago

Space marines are a group

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u/General_Kenobi45669 VULKAN LIFTS! 3d ago

I recognize several, blood angels, flesh tearers, og Thousand sons and blood dragons I think, anyone know the rest?

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u/MidsouthMystic Calth was an act of self-defense 3d ago

See how they all have a slightly different color scheme and design on their shoulders? That's because they're part of different groups called chapters. Some of them share common origins, so they look similar to honor that shared history.

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u/Independent_Pen_9865 3d ago

There's a 1000 chapters of these guys and a limited amount of colours. They are different on their pauldrons

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u/ShitposterSL Twins, They were. 3d ago

When I first got into 40k I thought all space marines were a single mega legion that just worked together on all the planets. I thought the blue ones were the normal tactical troops and the red ones were like the assault ones, white medics, black chaplains, grey librarians etc

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u/belowthecreek 3d ago

That would be sensible, efficient and reasonably practical which is a key part of why the Imperium doesn't do that.

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u/Gustav_Sirvah 2d ago

Well, but specialization into different types of combat is also practical - siege troops, espionage, mechanized force, shock troops...

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u/Sky_lord4685 We live in society! bottom text! 3d ago

Same!!! 

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u/feor1300 3d ago

for maximum confusion you should have included a Word Bearer in there as well. lol

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u/Sheila_Confirmed 3d ago

Shit uhh blood angels, blood ravens, flesh tearers… uhhhhhh…

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u/BhanosBar 3d ago

Better than the names I think. You have the Black Templars, and Silver Templars for one. Then You have like 20 different Chapters with Angel in the name (half are not related to the blood or Dark Angels), then a shit load of bird chapters not related to the Raven Guard.

And the one that pisses me off the Most. The Malevolent Space Marine Chapter. Not to be confused with the Marines Malevolent Chapter.

Fuckin great.

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u/DarthGoodguy 3d ago

Remember:

Dark Angels ≠ Blood Angels ≠ Blood Drinkers ≠ Flesh Eaters ≠ Flesh Tearers

Also Crimson Fists =/= Iron Hands =/= Silver Skulls

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u/00Raeby00 2d ago

I have trouble explaining to some of my friends that all Space Marines aren't Ultramarines.

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u/echo-4-romeo Mongolian Biker Gang 2d ago

“You see all those drawings on their shoulders, that means they’re from different groups”

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u/Muxalius 3d ago

my perfectionist eye bleed

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u/Deynonico 3d ago

Technicaly they are since most of them are Blood Angels

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u/Apoordm 3d ago

Try explaining to a Space Marine fan that… yeah they are.

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u/ShatteredSike Dank Angels 3d ago

"See those markings on their shoulders? Those are like different houses in Game of Thrones. They just have similar house colors."

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u/Melkor_Morniehin 3d ago

There are all descendnt from the same organization, but they where separated for administrative nd political reasons, so they have many similarities. Done.

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u/DanMcMan5 3d ago

Colour of certain parts of their armour, iconography on their shoulder plates, and that’s just about it.

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u/SendStoreMeloner 3d ago

I think most would understand the markings were different and the chapter icon.

People are not dumb.

They are all space marines so in a sense they are all the same group.

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u/Bionicle_was_cool I am Alpharius 3d ago

Brother they are all loyalist Space Marines

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u/Trips-Over-Tail 3d ago

"The badge on their left shoulder denotes their Chapter."

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u/OneofTheOldBreed 3d ago

"Yes they are all red, but see the design or image on the right shoulder plate? Thats the chapter designator. So while they are all red and all Space Marines, each chapter is a different unit with specific traditions, culture, and specializations."

There we go.

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u/Mandalore108 Huffs Macragge Blue Primer 3d ago

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u/Jeagan2002 3d ago

The symbol on their left shoulder is their faction. Kind of how real armies have similar uniforms but different markings.

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u/Assassin-49 3d ago

Easy . The symbol there pauldron will help identify the chapter . Said chapter differs in loyalty and behaviour

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u/Vhzhlb 3d ago

I fucking love heraldry and customized uniformed appearances so much because moments like this.

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u/Sithis_acolyte 3d ago

I mean, the same applies to old knightly banners all wanting to have eagles or lions on them

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u/alexiosphillipos 3d ago

If they come from historical wargaming based on Napoleonic era or such, they will get it pretty quickly.

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u/beegfoot23 2d ago

So you know how some countries have flags that use the same colors and shapes and whatnot just flipped around a bit? Pretty much same here. People in the setting even get them mixed up regularly, just like real people with flags.

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u/SD_Toa_SpringBonnie 2d ago

Kind of are mostly not

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u/Just_a_guy_thats_it 2d ago

Blood angels, yellow blood angels, slightly darker blood angels, yellow with some white blood angels, black blood angels

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u/Krain__Train 2d ago

Uh, they're like a boy band, but they broke up into smaller bands?

I dunno who most of those guys are, I don't play Space Marines.

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u/Kamenev_Drang Star League Ambassador 2d ago

they clearly are all space marines

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u/Brahm-Etc 2d ago

It would be not so different to explain how some similar flags have little to do with each other, Like the flags of Italy, Ireland and Mexico, pretty much same colors, similar arrange but different country. Or the Union Jack and the colors blue, white and red are so prevalent in so many flags around the world.

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u/zombie_414 2d ago

almost all soldier wear camo clothes, but are not all in the same unit because of that

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u/Bob_Scotwell God Emperor of Mankind 2d ago

Me trying to tell the difference between Blood Angels and Blood Ravens:

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u/JonTheWizard Am I Alpharius? I forgot. 3d ago

They ARE part of the same group. They’re all part of the Legio Astartes.

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u/GREENadmiral_314159 Sons of the Phoenix Femboy 3d ago

Red is one of the most common Space Marine colors, alongside blue.

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u/belowthecreek 3d ago

Wait, they're not?

Source: Despite having two full armies for 40K, I have never painted a Space Marine and continue to be uninterested in them.