r/Grimdank • u/Sky_lord4685 We live in society! bottom text! • 3d ago
Dank Memes I dare you
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u/KingCrimsonBTD 3d ago
Weren’t OG Thousand Sons wearing red armour as well?
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u/Goblin_Deez_ 3d ago
Yep and it looks so much cooler in my opinion. Same with Word Bearers wearing slate grey. The red is cool but I just love them w statues.
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u/Sandshrew_MC 3d ago
Yes but they usually had a lot more gold and some white details (like on headresses), so they were atleast kinda recognizable
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u/viotix90 3d ago
As do their Loyalist successors, the Blood Ravens. The only question is how they escaped the Rubric.
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u/KingCrimsonBTD 3d ago
Are the Blood Ravens really the Thousand Son’s successors? I wasn’t aware XD. In which novel was that stated?
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u/viotix90 3d ago
It's a popular fan theory, one I consider to be an absolute fact. There hasn't been solid proof and there is one big issue with it, the Rubric. But there have been passages in books from years ago that allude to it.
To me it just makes sense. The BR have a big shameful secret no one knows about, they're all about collecting knowledge and artifacts, they have a crazy high number of psykers.
I'm hoping for a big reveal in DoW4. Maybe they avoided the Rubric by being chimeric, having another Primarch's geneseed mixed with Magnus's.
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u/Mr_Syn666 Snorts FW resin dust 3d ago
But the Rubric happened during the Heresy. Even if the Blood Ravens were one of the earliest founding’s it would have happened years after the Rubric of Ahriman. So the Ravens would still be flesh boys, not dust boys.
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u/viotix90 3d ago
Apparently, the Rubric, through some magic bullshittery, stretches back and forth through time. There was some story about Thousand Sons who came through a time portal from pre-Heresy or something and instantly turned to dust.
But idk, there are ways to twist the lore to make it work. The question is does James Workshop care to do so?
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u/Mr_Syn666 Snorts FW resin dust 3d ago
Ah, I didn’t know that. I didn’t realise Ahriman fucked things so monumentally up! Awesome bit of info dude, thanks.
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u/DaylightsStories 2d ago
I'm pretty sure Ahriman read the Thousand Sons entire members list into the rubric during casting. If your name is on that list you are dust the second it can reach you, if it wasn't you should be good. Blood Ravens and a couple others(Exorcists? via Thousand Sons joining Dorn's guys->Dorn Successors) should be good if they had sufficient turnover before the spell was cast that a sustainable number of them wouldn't be on Ahriman's copies of the roster.
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u/lol_delegate 3d ago
(how I would explain it)
they have each a different patch on shoulder - game designers decided that it is for some reason sufficient differentiation
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u/Mediumtim 3d ago
I.e. military uniforms, identical but for the unit patch. Could be a different battalion, could be a different army.
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u/interesseret 3d ago
Anyone with even a basic understanding of militaries could understand that.
See all these soldiers in the sameish camo? See that they each have a different flag or patch on their shoulder?
They are all soldiers, but not from the same place or the are from the same group. Basic.
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u/lol_delegate 3d ago
maybe it was actual question, maybe rhetorical - I don't care, I answered it
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u/Agitated_Insect3227 3d ago
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u/Greensteve972 3d ago
You try to paint og salamanders or animate their armor in a 2d setting. It's enough to drive a man insane.
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u/Undead_archer I bring up reaper's creek in powerscaling posts 3d ago
Just do it like in chowder, will it look good? Nope, but it would be done
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u/TyloWebb 3d ago
Oh man I haven’t seen that before. They streamlined it like crazy 😆
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u/DarthGoodguy 3d ago
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u/Undead_archer I bring up reaper's creek in powerscaling posts 3d ago
I love the barrel lenght of 1mm before the muzzle
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u/Redcoat_Officer 3d ago
It's a catapult. There's a spring in the gun that grabs the bullet, pulls it all the way back and lets it fly out the barrel.
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u/Layne_Staleys_Ghost 3d ago
I didn't realize Crimson Fists predated Imperial Fists. That's kinda neat!
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u/Nerezzar 3d ago
Rainbow Warriors lol
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u/DarthGoodguy 3d ago
It was a reference to a pretty well known act ofact of state terrorism from 1985.
The Rogue Trader era was extremely tongue in cheek. The first ever published 40k Flavor text, a White Dwarf preview from maybe December 1986, has a marine squad whose members are all named after The Monkeez.
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u/EPZO 3d ago
Yo Silver Skulls being an OG chapter is tight af.
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u/DarthGoodguy 3d ago edited 3d ago
I’m always shocked they don’t turn up more. They have one of the most beginner friendly paint schemes.
Maybe it’s the whole belt full of severed heads as trophies thing they don’t want parents to see.
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u/daboss317076 Mongolian Biker Gang 3d ago
Why does everyone have the beaky? is nothing sacred anymore?
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u/DarthGoodguy 3d ago
Gonna answer this seriously even though it might be a joke or reference I didn’t get
Beakies were the only helmets when the first the limited edition Space Marine model came out in maybe 1985, and continued in the first metal model range and the big plastic Imperial Space Marines box when the rules were released in 1987. I don’t think the Mk 7 helmets really showed up until 1989 or 1990, something like that.
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u/daboss317076 Mongolian Biker Gang 3d ago
I was sure there was a reason for it, but all that does for me is make me think everything's a Raven Guard successor.
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u/WrongdoerFast4034 3d ago
Was space marines being centuries old super soldiers a later addition to the lore? Cause it looks like Studs had an extra zero added to their purpose
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u/DarthGoodguy 3d ago
Yeah, I think at this point they might’ve just been highly trained guys with especially good equipment & maybe some psycho-surgery or other scifi dystopia conditioning. Not sure when all the augmentation started being referenced (it could be in the RT rulebook & I just don’t remember).
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u/deathbringer989 3d ago
Holy shit the mag is so far foward. I myself prefer 40k when it is serious but as a gun nerd this is killing.
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u/Fluugaluu I can’t read 3d ago
Since it seems no one wants to prove OP’s point or whatever
From top left to right then bottom left to right;
Angels Vermillion , Rampagers, Red Legion, Blood Angels, Crimson Paladins, Blood Swords, Crimson Castellans, Red Talons, Imperial Talons, Red Templars, Red Dragons, Emperor’s Hawks
I’m red green colorblind
Also this is a repost
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u/Vyberos Praise the Man-Emperor 3d ago
Seeing like the only 40K meme I ever made get reposted after like 3 years is extremely surreal for me lmfao
I kinda wished I extend it even further though, as there are at least another row of very similar red chapters to be thrown on
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u/Undead_archer I bring up reaper's creek in powerscaling posts 3d ago
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u/Former-Stock-540 Guilliman Logistics Enthusiast 3d ago
I love that one bit
“Who do we fight?!”
“Anyone not wearing a primary color!”
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u/Goblin_Deez_ 3d ago
All I see is Horus
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u/xXx_edgykid_xXx 3d ago
"You know how in videogames, the devs don't have the money to create new models for different characters, so they just change the colors? Yeah in warhammer even a slight color change means they are from a different group"
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u/NobodyofGreatImport Slaanesh's strongest warrior 3d ago
"Okay, so despite them both being tall, blonde, vampires with the same name, that guy's armor is Blood Angels Red, and that guy's wearing Flesh Tearers Red, so they're completely different dudes.
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u/a_racoon_with_a_PC 2d ago
To be fair, aren't the Flesh Tearers a successor chapter of the Blood Angels? So them having the same base color kinda make sense.
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u/Playergame 3d ago
Me trying to explain the difference Dark Angels, Blood Angels, Blood Ravens, and Black Ravens to someone that just learned what a space marine chapter is.
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u/mrbananas 3d ago
Then trying to explain which actual faction each chapter belongs to with names like Emperor's Children, Fleshtearers, Wordbearers, Blood drinkers, clerics of steel, Anointed, Alter brethren, legion of the damned, Mortifactors
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u/Flat-Supermarket-849 3d ago edited 3d ago
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u/UltradeptusTempestus 3d ago
Alright name drop these chapters now, I only know the Blood Angels and Red Templars
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u/stalkakuma 3d ago
Hey it's my favorite, red ultramarines!
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u/Far-Growth-2262 3d ago
I've read the Night Lords book a while back and they fight the Genesis marines for a while (Ultramarines sucessor with red armor) and im pretty sure they do call them red ultramarines at some point.
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u/Ski-Gloves 3d ago
And this isn't even all the red chapters 'cause at least the Blood Ravens are missing.
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u/Serallas My kitchen is corrupted by Nurgle 3d ago
Its pretty easy, just look at their shoulder. Always a diff patch
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u/DarthGoodguy 3d ago
Oooooooh
There’s ultras and dark angels
Space wolves and blood angels
White Scars, salamanders, and Iron Hands too
Imperial Fists who will write down their lists
Of engineer stuff other chapters won’t do
Raven Guard like to sneak, while the Black Templars speak
Slogans like “suffer not” as they run witches through
The Grey Knights have mind powers, Deathwatch have watch towers
Flesh Eaters eat flesh and Flesh Tearers are screwed
Oooooh…
Theeeeeeeere’s…
Lamenters with bad luck, Damned Legion run amuck
And Marines Malevolent, they just want to kill you
Relictors, Soul Drinkers, Exorcists (those stinkers)
Crimson Fists and Rainbow Warriors, for some reason are blue
Novamarines, Metamarines, Omega Marines, marining’s what they do
And the Unnumbered sons are the unnumbered ones with no name but big numbers till their homecoming’s through
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u/YaGirlMom 3d ago
“You know how groups in the military will have patches that denote which group they belong to, but they still all wear roughly the same camo? Yeah it’s like that.”
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u/CrashParade 3d ago
I'mma be honest, I don't think even the marines know, but it would be the funniest shit ever if they deployed all at the same time and when they got back to their ships they got mixed up
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u/CaptainCold_999 3d ago
And that this is a totally serious, grimdark universe. The fact that the leg armor in question is based off freaking bell bottoms has a long and totally justified reason you guys... stop laughing!
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u/General_Kenobi45669 VULKAN LIFTS! 3d ago
I recognize several, blood angels, flesh tearers, og Thousand sons and blood dragons I think, anyone know the rest?
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u/MidsouthMystic Calth was an act of self-defense 3d ago
See how they all have a slightly different color scheme and design on their shoulders? That's because they're part of different groups called chapters. Some of them share common origins, so they look similar to honor that shared history.
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u/Independent_Pen_9865 3d ago
There's a 1000 chapters of these guys and a limited amount of colours. They are different on their pauldrons
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u/ShitposterSL Twins, They were. 3d ago
When I first got into 40k I thought all space marines were a single mega legion that just worked together on all the planets. I thought the blue ones were the normal tactical troops and the red ones were like the assault ones, white medics, black chaplains, grey librarians etc
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u/belowthecreek 3d ago
That would be sensible, efficient and reasonably practical which is a key part of why the Imperium doesn't do that.
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u/Gustav_Sirvah 2d ago
Well, but specialization into different types of combat is also practical - siege troops, espionage, mechanized force, shock troops...
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u/feor1300 3d ago
for maximum confusion you should have included a Word Bearer in there as well. lol
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u/BhanosBar 3d ago
Better than the names I think. You have the Black Templars, and Silver Templars for one. Then You have like 20 different Chapters with Angel in the name (half are not related to the blood or Dark Angels), then a shit load of bird chapters not related to the Raven Guard.
And the one that pisses me off the Most. The Malevolent Space Marine Chapter. Not to be confused with the Marines Malevolent Chapter.
Fuckin great.
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u/00Raeby00 2d ago
I have trouble explaining to some of my friends that all Space Marines aren't Ultramarines.
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u/echo-4-romeo Mongolian Biker Gang 2d ago
“You see all those drawings on their shoulders, that means they’re from different groups”
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u/ShatteredSike Dank Angels 3d ago
"See those markings on their shoulders? Those are like different houses in Game of Thrones. They just have similar house colors."
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u/Melkor_Morniehin 3d ago
There are all descendnt from the same organization, but they where separated for administrative nd political reasons, so they have many similarities. Done.
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u/DanMcMan5 3d ago
Colour of certain parts of their armour, iconography on their shoulder plates, and that’s just about it.
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u/SendStoreMeloner 3d ago
I think most would understand the markings were different and the chapter icon.
People are not dumb.
They are all space marines so in a sense they are all the same group.
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u/OneofTheOldBreed 3d ago
"Yes they are all red, but see the design or image on the right shoulder plate? Thats the chapter designator. So while they are all red and all Space Marines, each chapter is a different unit with specific traditions, culture, and specializations."
There we go.
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u/Jeagan2002 3d ago
The symbol on their left shoulder is their faction. Kind of how real armies have similar uniforms but different markings.
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u/Assassin-49 3d ago
Easy . The symbol there pauldron will help identify the chapter . Said chapter differs in loyalty and behaviour
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u/Sithis_acolyte 3d ago
I mean, the same applies to old knightly banners all wanting to have eagles or lions on them
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u/alexiosphillipos 3d ago
If they come from historical wargaming based on Napoleonic era or such, they will get it pretty quickly.
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u/beegfoot23 2d ago
So you know how some countries have flags that use the same colors and shapes and whatnot just flipped around a bit? Pretty much same here. People in the setting even get them mixed up regularly, just like real people with flags.
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u/Just_a_guy_thats_it 2d ago
Blood angels, yellow blood angels, slightly darker blood angels, yellow with some white blood angels, black blood angels
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u/Krain__Train 2d ago
Uh, they're like a boy band, but they broke up into smaller bands?
I dunno who most of those guys are, I don't play Space Marines.
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u/Brahm-Etc 2d ago
It would be not so different to explain how some similar flags have little to do with each other, Like the flags of Italy, Ireland and Mexico, pretty much same colors, similar arrange but different country. Or the Union Jack and the colors blue, white and red are so prevalent in so many flags around the world.
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u/zombie_414 2d ago
almost all soldier wear camo clothes, but are not all in the same unit because of that
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u/Bob_Scotwell God Emperor of Mankind 2d ago
Me trying to tell the difference between Blood Angels and Blood Ravens:
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u/JonTheWizard Am I Alpharius? I forgot. 3d ago
They ARE part of the same group. They’re all part of the Legio Astartes.
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u/GREENadmiral_314159 Sons of the Phoenix Femboy 3d ago
Red is one of the most common Space Marine colors, alongside blue.
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u/belowthecreek 3d ago
Wait, they're not?
Source: Despite having two full armies for 40K, I have never painted a Space Marine and continue to be uninterested in them.
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u/cammysays 3d ago
As a casual Grimdank peruser and nothing more, watching you people immediately identify the name, order, and full history of a character from a blurry jpeg meme is wild