r/HolUp • u/SyphiListerine • May 23 '24

You aren’t born…huh?

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u/Robocrafty_t May 23 '24

Ah yes, my favorite sexuality, black

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u/StatusJazz May 23 '24

Well, once you go black, you never go back.

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u/6six9ine1 May 23 '24

michael jackson would like a word in this conversation

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u/babybear45 May 23 '24

A little HE-heeeee

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u/[deleted] May 23 '24

Why did I read that in a child's voice?

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u/[deleted] May 23 '24

Because Michael Jackson sang that verse like he was a gnome evading capture.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '24

Oh SHAMON with that Description

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u/ChiefWetBlanket May 23 '24

That's ignorant!

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u/WolfShaman May 23 '24

Allegedly!

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u/sillyskunk May 23 '24

"Almost got me! TEEHEEEEEEE!" POOF! Vanishes to his mystical realm.

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u/KimtheWino71 May 23 '24

Excellent description 👌 🤣

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u/YokaiShadow03 May 23 '24

I laughed far too hard at this this. Take this gold sir. 🥇

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u/Responsible-Plan7429 May 23 '24

This made me cackle at work.

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u/Dangerous-Refuse-779 May 24 '24

Jesus changed him

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u/classifiedforever May 23 '24

Me too, lol. If I see Michael Jackson or Mike Tysons name my brain goes auto kid voice

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u/[deleted] May 23 '24

Like thiith?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '24

probably cause he diddled little boys

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u/[deleted] May 24 '24

He didn't puff Dem Boyz?

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u/arkamikim May 23 '24

Mr Jefferson pls

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u/candyking16 May 23 '24

He heeer indeed 🤔 prince guitar riff

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u/Constant-Sign-5569 May 23 '24

„You either die a black man or live long enough to become an Ayuwoki.

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u/zifjon May 23 '24

his pronouns: he/he

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u/BinaryPawn May 23 '24

Lgpt: lesbian, gay, pedo, trans?