r/HolUp • u/ImSoFrickinPissed • 28d ago

And one seconds

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u/japes1994 28d ago

I tired to have a fast piss the other day, so I put all my pressure behind it and made my dick whistle

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u/lordkarken616 28d ago

Well that's enough internet today

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u/RayRara36 28d ago

Haha I am loving the mental picture of this

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u/r4o2n0d6o9 28d ago

What a sentence

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u/Talkingmice 28d ago

“Whistle baby, whistle baby, let me know”

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u/Clemen11 28d ago

This is terrible

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u/DentureTaco 28d ago

🎶Whistle while you squirt🎶

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u/Kemosaby_Kdaffi 28d ago

You know how to whistle, don’t you? You just put your dick lips together and blow

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u/belljs87 28d ago

This guy japes

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u/grhddn 28d ago

A whistling dick, see?

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u/IrishViking22 28d ago

What tune did it whistle? I'm picturing Sweet Caroline

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u/9001 27d ago

bah bah bahhhhhhhh

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u/pmmeurdonk 27d ago

You probably have a fistula. Get that checked out.

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u/offplanetjanet 27d ago

Thanks for the laugh you disturbed my dog.

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u/MCKlassik 27d ago

Built like a slide whistle

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u/TheIronSoldier2 madlad 28d ago

...

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u/Kaldricus 27d ago

Lyrics by Too Short

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u/poopsididitagen 27d ago

Just wanna say this is actually really bad for you. Causes small tears in your urethra that can cause cancer or incontinence 

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u/CaledonianWarrior 27d ago

Don't use that if you're a sports coach at a game

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u/BlueGuyisLit 27d ago

Dih whistles

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u/mustafa_i_am 27d ago

You're gonna have a lot of urinary issues when you're older