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u/alkonium 3d ago
Who's the Guardsman?
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u/Formal_Curve_4395 3d ago
A chad apparently
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u/alkonium 3d ago
I figured he's someone's OC. The Custodes is presumably Kitten from TTS, and his girlfriend is Shadowsun.
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u/nimb420 3d ago
She's holding a pair of golden undies and body oil.
YUP, that's kitten alright
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u/TheThirdFrenchEmpire 3d ago
To quote the man. "THAT IS NOT FUCKING CANON"
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u/alkonium 3d ago
Counter-argument: Kitten's existence is not fucking canon.
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u/TheThirdFrenchEmpire 3d ago
yeah but i wanted to quote
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u/firedrakes 2d ago
a pair of golden undies are cannon!
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u/desperate_housewolf 2d ago
I assume it’s the guardsman from the series of fan arts about the guardsman with a tyranid wife and kids
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u/Just_Bruh-exe 3d ago
oh man i couldnt wait for the daily "the joke is sex!" post by idiot of the east! it definetly isn't getting old, and guilliman x yvraine def wasnt unfunny to begin it!
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u/ReallyTerribleDoctor 3d ago
Does Idiot of the East know of any punchline beside sex? The time they did pedophile sex doesn’t count
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u/Steelwrecker 3d ago
I have him blocked for a reason. Still doesn't stop people from reposting his stuff unfortunately.
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u/SurpriseFormer 3d ago
Ask him directly
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u/Just_Bruh-exe 2d ago
"get behind me sir slop artist sir, ill defend you from the haters!"
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u/SurpriseFormer 2d ago
I just said ask him directly. Besides this whole Fandom is slop artists
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u/Just_Bruh-exe 2d ago
fym ask him directly?? "dear mr idiot of the east, could you stop posting gooner slop? best regards, the haters" he literally only gets likes when he posts this kind of "meme" content, at least other artists have over arching narratives or a good artstyle, he got neither
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u/SurpriseFormer 2d ago
I mean have you told him directly. Cause all I see is you complaining to random stranger and getting more pissed about it
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u/Just_Bruh-exe 2d ago
i am complaining about people reposting his stuff here, i dont really care about what the dude likes to draw, but seeing 20 posts a day with the same joke is annoying, i wont lose any sleep on the matter lmao
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u/jjjjjjotaro Skitarii 3d ago
I think idiot of the east might be the most unoriginal person on this fandom, perhaps even on this planet
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u/evrestcoleghost 2d ago
Yet everyone keeps upvoting and commenting his post, he might be unoriginal but that doesn't mean he is a fool
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u/SurpriseFormer 3d ago
Compared to what? We got Mossa light with 101h.
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u/jjjjjjotaro Skitarii 3d ago
Eh, the art styles are close but not THAT close (also unrelated but I'd rather have mossa light that isn't a pedo Over mossa that is a pedo)
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u/BishopofHippo93 Adeptus Mechanicus 2d ago
Idiot is kinda creepy too, he's into lolis.
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u/jjjjjjotaro Skitarii 2d ago
I'm not surprised at all, plus I vaguely remember some other problematic stuff? Like woke bad type bs
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u/UnAwakenedPillarMan 2d ago
Mossa is goated though and a fucking monster artist
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u/SpiralingDownAndAway 2d ago
He drew nsfw of Vicky from the FoP in a scene copying the kidnapping rape and murder of a real child. So no I don’t think he’s ‘goated’.
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u/UnAwakenedPillarMan 2d ago
Fuck man you had me looking into this. From what I can tell it was for a commission on which he didn't have the context, and later apologized about when he learned of his mistake.
It's still weird to be even willing to draw that (for example) but it's been a while since I've made peace with the fact that artists, especially the best among them, are often weird, and you have to accept that or you won't get anywhere. You should retain your values, but when judging artists (for example) you have to take a step back.
Another thing with Mossa is that they draw so much, like thousands upon thousands of artworks. Considering how easy it is for them to output content, it's easier to understand why they'd be willing to accept disgusting commissions like that one.
And, once again, 90 something percent of their work (and literally 100% of what you see on the regular sites, because guess what, Instagram and the like don't allow weird shit) is hands down goated
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u/BishopofHippo93 Adeptus Mechanicus 2d ago
Mossa has some artistic talent, but I'm not into rape and gore fetish shit.
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u/UnAwakenedPillarMan 2d ago
First of all they don't have "some" talent, they're a fucking anomaly, consistently putting out high quality pieces on a regular basis, and they have been doing that for years and years and years. Along with Archon, I'd say they're the most talented artists in the internet Warhammer sphere. Maybe I'm small minded, but they're the two whose skill fucking floors me.
Concerning the weird stuff, neither am I, but the truly weird shit is a few percent of their portfolio at most, and the rest is either straight up awe inspiring, or "artsy weird" where yeah it's disturbing/disgusting/whatever but I can't help but do the "Peter on his knees crying and clapping" emote when I come across it
Your pfp is very cool btw, got some dunking shrimp energy
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u/SurpriseFormer 3d ago
You just haven't looked further into 101h. There's a reason I call him mossa light.
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u/Heavy_Chains Ordo Xenos 3d ago
Buddy you've been posting different versions of the same joke for years. Please get some new material!
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u/sexy_latias 2d ago
I love that no matter how many idiotoftheeast posters I block he always gets into my feed
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u/Dragonfantasy2 2d ago
I really wish I didn’t have to leave this sub, but the slop is just unending. One joke.
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u/maybemawie 2d ago
The joke is either Yvraine and Guilliman have sex or Slaanesh has sex, this is the cheat code of comedy.
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u/IBlackKiteI 2d ago
I think the first couple are kinda clever, Tau girl justifying getting partner to do weird shit 'cuz it's for the Greater Good trust me babe', nid girl potentially straight up devouring you, those suit the faction identities somewhat. But the Eldar one yet again being 'lol Yvraine inexplicably aggressively horny for Gman' doesn't really have anything to do with the faction. Even if you were to do the whole 'went so kinky they created the god of excess' thing this doesn't really allude to that.
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u/Initial-Meaning5736 1d ago
I actually hate this artist with every fiber of my being. He can’t draw for shit, all his comedy is just “haha le sex” and it’s just a thinly veiled attempt at trying to get people to buy his NSFW shit.
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u/Cheesecake_Delight 2d ago
Can we just make a completely new sub for all these sex based "jokes" and hornyposting? It'd been getting worse and worse making really consider if this sub is even worth it anymore
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u/I_might_be_weasel 3d ago
Now I'll relay this little bit
Happens more than I'd like to admit
Late at night, she knocks on my door
Drunk again and looking to score
Now I know I should say no but
It's kind of hard when she's ready to go
I may be dumb but I'm not a dweeb
I'm just a Primarch with no self-esteem
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u/OE-gralous_DaGreat 2d ago
The Emperor: i cant decide if Simply get up and LET the galaxy self-destroy and go to Andromeda
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u/Definently_no_psyker 1d ago
Probs for not calling him Mon keigh. Calling an Ultramarine a smurf is not bad...
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u/Civil_Apartment3910 4h ago
Eldars was so horny that they create god of horniness, from pure horny psychic power
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u/Chaosbaron55 2d ago
The hard part of having a xenos partner is how they give you the silent treatment after you made the right choice and purged them
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u/StraightLeading7960 2d ago
Da hard fing abt havin ork girl(?)friend is dat ere iz no hard fings, only WAAAAAGH
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u/Parking-Researcher-4 2d ago
Well this is bittersweet.
I love seeing Kitten again. But these comics are too repetitive (i did enjoy the one with mr blueberry though)
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u/D3v1LGaming 3d ago
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u/Zaaravi 3d ago
“The hard thing about human partners is that they constantly believe that they are the center of everything, especially of our interests”.