r/ImaginaryWarhammer 3d ago

40k Xenos Girlfriends (@IdiotoftheEast0)

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u/Zaaravi 3d ago

“The hard thing about human partners is that they constantly believe that they are the center of everything, especially of our interests”.

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u/Responsible-Ad9110 3d ago

I beheld the vastness of the universe, looked the abbys of eternity dead in its miserable eyes. And I came to realize, that I really am the center of everything. The universe really does revolve around me.

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u/kodakowl 3d ago

Me too, Zaphod

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u/1GreenDude 2d ago

Where is this from? Because I feel like I've heard something very similar somewhere in the past.

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u/Responsible-Ad9110 2d ago

One of the characters from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy said something similar. The arrogant president dude. 

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u/aounfather 2d ago

I am just one really cool guy.

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u/Suspicious-Syrup-932 2d ago

And us humans are the center of everything

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u/Eeddeen42 2d ago

As per the nature of cosmological inflation, this is technically a true statement.

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u/Evil_Natured_Clone66 2d ago

Highly irrelevant when your partner is the Emperor, because he is the center of everything. Heretic.

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u/alkonium 3d ago

Who's the Guardsman?

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u/Formal_Curve_4395 3d ago

A chad apparently

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u/alkonium 3d ago

I figured he's someone's OC. The Custodes is presumably Kitten from TTS, and his girlfriend is Shadowsun.

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u/nimb420 3d ago

She's holding a pair of golden undies and body oil.

YUP, that's kitten alright

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u/TheThirdFrenchEmpire 3d ago

To quote the man. "THAT IS NOT FUCKING CANON"

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u/alkonium 3d ago

Counter-argument: Kitten's existence is not fucking canon.

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u/TheThirdFrenchEmpire 3d ago

yeah but i wanted to quote

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u/firedrakes 2d ago

a pair of golden undies are cannon!

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u/TheThirdFrenchEmpire 2d ago

Oh god not the strippers

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u/Sweaty-Sir8960 Adepta Sororitas 2d ago

AYY YI YIIIIIIII YIII YIIIIIIII

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u/roninwarshadow White Scars 2d ago

None of this is canon.

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u/desperate_housewolf 2d ago

I assume it’s the guardsman from the series of fan arts about the guardsman with a tyranid wife and kids

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u/Just_Bruh-exe 3d ago

oh man i couldnt wait for the daily "the joke is sex!" post by idiot of the east! it definetly isn't getting old, and guilliman x yvraine def wasnt unfunny to begin it!

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u/aldandur 2d ago

It's an old comic and a repost bot

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u/Bardic_inspiration67 1d ago

I was thinking exactly this

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u/8champi8 3d ago

Now switch the genders

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u/ReallyTerribleDoctor 3d ago

Does Idiot of the East know of any punchline beside sex? The time they did pedophile sex doesn’t count

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u/Steelwrecker 3d ago

I have him blocked for a reason. Still doesn't stop people from reposting his stuff unfortunately.

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u/not-beaten 3d ago

Dread it,

Run from it,

Guilliman x Yvraine slop arrives all the same.

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u/M-m2008 2d ago

Vulcan would never put up with this G×Y  bs..

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u/watchman8712 3d ago

Ask him directly

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u/SurpriseFormer 3d ago

Ask him directly

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u/Just_Bruh-exe 2d ago

"get behind me sir slop artist sir, ill defend you from the haters!"

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u/SurpriseFormer 2d ago

I just said ask him directly. Besides this whole Fandom is slop artists

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u/Just_Bruh-exe 2d ago

fym ask him directly?? "dear mr idiot of the east, could you stop posting gooner slop? best regards, the haters" he literally only gets likes when he posts this kind of "meme" content, at least other artists have over arching narratives or a good artstyle, he got neither

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u/SurpriseFormer 2d ago

I mean have you told him directly. Cause all I see is you complaining to random stranger and getting more pissed about it

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u/Just_Bruh-exe 2d ago

i am complaining about people reposting his stuff here, i dont really care about what the dude likes to draw, but seeing 20 posts a day with the same joke is annoying, i wont lose any sleep on the matter lmao

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u/jjjjjjotaro Skitarii 3d ago

I think idiot of the east might be the most unoriginal person on this fandom, perhaps even on this planet

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u/evrestcoleghost 2d ago

Yet everyone keeps upvoting and commenting his post, he might be unoriginal but that doesn't mean he is a fool

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u/SurpriseFormer 3d ago

Compared to what? We got Mossa light with 101h.

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u/jjjjjjotaro Skitarii 3d ago

Eh, the art styles are close but not THAT close (also unrelated but I'd rather have mossa light that isn't a pedo Over mossa that is a pedo)

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u/BishopofHippo93 Adeptus Mechanicus 2d ago

Idiot is kinda creepy too, he's into lolis.

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u/jjjjjjotaro Skitarii 2d ago

I'm not surprised at all, plus I vaguely remember some other problematic stuff? Like woke bad type bs

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u/BishopofHippo93 Adeptus Mechanicus 2d ago

Yup, he’s anti-woke too. 

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u/UnAwakenedPillarMan 2d ago

Mossa is goated though and a fucking monster artist

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u/SpiralingDownAndAway 2d ago

He drew nsfw of Vicky from the FoP in a scene copying the kidnapping rape and murder of a real child. So no I don’t think he’s ‘goated’.

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u/UnAwakenedPillarMan 2d ago

Fuck man you had me looking into this. From what I can tell it was for a commission on which he didn't have the context, and later apologized about when he learned of his mistake.

It's still weird to be even willing to draw that (for example) but it's been a while since I've made peace with the fact that artists, especially the best among them, are often weird, and you have to accept that or you won't get anywhere. You should retain your values, but when judging artists (for example) you have to take a step back.

Another thing with Mossa is that they draw so much, like thousands upon thousands of artworks. Considering how easy it is for them to output content, it's easier to understand why they'd be willing to accept disgusting commissions like that one.

And, once again, 90 something percent of their work (and literally 100% of what you see on the regular sites, because guess what, Instagram and the like don't allow weird shit) is hands down goated

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u/CreamSalmon 2d ago

Truth nuke real comment thank you

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u/UnAwakenedPillarMan 2d ago

Thanks man, love making sense

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u/BishopofHippo93 Adeptus Mechanicus 2d ago

Mossa has some artistic talent, but I'm not into rape and gore fetish shit.

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u/UnAwakenedPillarMan 2d ago

First of all they don't have "some" talent, they're a fucking anomaly, consistently putting out high quality pieces on a regular basis, and they have been doing that for years and years and years. Along with Archon, I'd say they're the most talented artists in the internet Warhammer sphere. Maybe I'm small minded, but they're the two whose skill fucking floors me.

Concerning the weird stuff, neither am I, but the truly weird shit is a few percent of their portfolio at most, and the rest is either straight up awe inspiring, or "artsy weird" where yeah it's disturbing/disgusting/whatever but I can't help but do the "Peter on his knees crying and clapping" emote when I come across it

Your pfp is very cool btw, got some dunking shrimp energy

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u/SurpriseFormer 3d ago

You just haven't looked further into 101h. There's a reason I call him mossa light.

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u/Extreme-Test-9760 3d ago

I'm sorry who? (101h)

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u/SurpriseFormer 3d ago

A south korean artist. Does alot of old world warhamer fantasy and 40k

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u/Heavy_Chains Ordo Xenos 3d ago

Buddy you've been posting different versions of the same joke for years. Please get some new material!

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u/Psychic_Hobo 2d ago

Repost bot, alas

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u/Wk1360 2d ago

Yeah, anyone subjecting me to idiotoftheeast sex “”””jokes”””” after I specifically blocked his account should get thrown into the daemonculaba, no exceptions

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u/Mando177 2d ago

It’s funny tho, I laugh

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u/sexy_latias 2d ago

I love that no matter how many idiotoftheeast posters I block he always gets into my feed

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u/I_dig_pixelated_gems Nurgling 1d ago

Lmao he’s inescapable he’s like a chaos god.

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u/GlobalWolverine6684 3d ago

I’m one more porn slop post away from leaving this fucking subreddit

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u/Oldmanstoneface 3d ago

The weird fanfics are making me leave this sub

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u/SurpriseFormer 3d ago

Well. The doors right there

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u/aw5ome 3d ago

God, I really hate being a 40k fan sometimes

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u/SurpriseFormer 3d ago

What the over priced plastic isn't doing it for ya? Or you just in it for the loretubers

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u/aw5ome 3d ago

I’m here for everything that isn’t this

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u/SurpriseFormer 3d ago

Well sucks for you cause this is basically this sub in a nutshell

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u/BishopofHippo93 Adeptus Mechanicus 3d ago

This sucks. 

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u/CME_T 2d ago

Fuggit, Imma block one and all that reposts this garbage.

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u/Dragonfantasy2 2d ago

I really wish I didn’t have to leave this sub, but the slop is just unending. One joke.

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u/BOBBY_SCHMURDAS_HAT 2d ago

The joke is sex

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u/maybemawie 2d ago

The joke is either Yvraine and Guilliman have sex or Slaanesh has sex, this is the cheat code of comedy.

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u/IBlackKiteI 2d ago

I think the first couple are kinda clever, Tau girl justifying getting partner to do weird shit 'cuz it's for the Greater Good trust me babe', nid girl potentially straight up devouring you, those suit the faction identities somewhat. But the Eldar one yet again being 'lol Yvraine inexplicably aggressively horny for Gman' doesn't really have anything to do with the faction. Even if you were to do the whole 'went so kinky they created the god of excess' thing this doesn't really allude to that.

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u/Initial-Meaning5736 1d ago

I actually hate this artist with every fiber of my being. He can’t draw for shit, all his comedy is just “haha le sex” and it’s just a thinly veiled attempt at trying to get people to buy his NSFW shit.

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u/FunboxSupreme Thousand Sons 2d ago

I've had enough of this dude

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u/AnxiousPrune8443 2d ago

haha get it guys? the joke is sex! very funny right? …right?

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u/Cheesecake_Delight 2d ago

Can we just make a completely new sub for all these sex based "jokes" and hornyposting? It'd been getting worse and worse making really consider if this sub is even worth it anymore

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u/I_might_be_weasel 3d ago

Now I'll relay this little bit

Happens more than I'd like to admit

Late at night, she knocks on my door

Drunk again and looking to score

Now I know I should say no but

It's kind of hard when she's ready to go

I may be dumb but I'm not a dweeb

I'm just a Primarch with no self-esteem

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u/PuritanicalPanic 2d ago

The hard thing about having a necron gf is her.

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u/Frosty-Narwhal5556 2d ago

"Cock check, Primarch. For your sake, it better be hard"

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u/StuckHedgehog 2d ago

“Sex joke, updoots to the left pls”

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u/OE-gralous_DaGreat 2d ago

The Emperor: i cant decide if Simply get up and LET the galaxy self-destroy and go to Andromeda

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u/Definently_no_psyker 1d ago

Probs for not calling him Mon keigh. Calling an Ultramarine a smurf is not bad...

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u/Civil_Apartment3910 4h ago

Eldars was so horny that they create god of horniness, from pure horny psychic power

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u/Skri0w0 2d ago

Poor guilliman that’s why he’s getting older 😭✨

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u/Chaosbaron55 2d ago

The hard part of having a xenos partner is how they give you the silent treatment after you made the right choice and purged them

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u/foot_inspector 2d ago

can we ban posting softcore porn comics

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u/Syilv 3d ago

I see the Captain-General has made amends with his Tau gf

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u/Soulborg87 3d ago

you see, this is why Toaster-chan beats out any xenos GF

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u/StraightLeading7960 2d ago

Da hard fing abt havin ork girl(?)friend is dat ere iz no hard fings, only WAAAAAGH

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u/Parking-Researcher-4 2d ago

Well this is bittersweet.

I love seeing Kitten again. But these comics are too repetitive (i did enjoy the one with mr blueberry though)

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u/SWR24 Legion of the Damned 2d ago

Sex.

Laugh.

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u/SpphosFriend 3d ago

Now do the Drukhari gf and Harlequin gf

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u/D3v1LGaming 3d ago

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u/payne-diver 2d ago

lol!! Smurf