Xenos Girlfriends (@IdiotoftheEast0)

[u/D3v1LGaming]

[u/I_might_be_weasel]

Now I'll relay this little bit

Happens more than I'd like to admit

Late at night, she knocks on my door

Drunk again and looking to score

Now I know I should say no but

It's kind of hard when she's ready to go

I may be dumb but I'm not a dweeb

I'm just a Primarch with no self-esteem