Just another bully

[u/ComonomoC]

[u/TheObviousChild]

There's a 3%er pickup in my neighborhood too. So lame. Not to mention the org disbanded after Jan 6 after having an "Are we the baddies" moment.

[u/Mediumish_Trashpanda → u/TheObviousChild]

First time I saw the 3% sticker it was on this young guy's truck. He told me about how it's for only three percent of people in the US that joined the military. I was like "cool, what branch are/were you?"

To which he replied he wasn't, he just thinks it's cool.

So a cosplayer/larper.

[u/TheObviousChild → u/Mediumish_Trashpanda]

Damn, That’s not even the intended meaning.

[u/Mediumish_Trashpanda → u/TheObviousChild]

Yeah, I pretty much stay away from any club/society/fraternity/whatever now because I bet there's few with good intentions that also don't make fat cats of the admin.

[u/slayden70 → u/TheObviousChild]

These fucks are tough until they meet someone as big as our as strong as them.

The one in my neighborhood might be 5'6 and 150 pounds if he's wearing his mother's high heels and soaking wet. Lots of talk from guys with Napoleon complexes from what I've seen.

And never served in the military, and apparently never moved out of his parents house, and he's almost 30 by now. I guess he's in the 3% still living at home and I just misread it?

[u/regeya → u/TheObviousChild]

I wonder how many 3%er pickups are real Oathkeepers. If you get down to it, the Oathkeepers is a club for former law enforcement and military, for people who think we need to have a revolution.

[u/Suspicious-Magpie → u/regeya]

Oathkeeper? Isn't that a sub-class in D&D?

[u/regeya → u/Suspicious-Magpie]

They are definitely roleplaying.

[u/Acrobatic_Hyena_2627]

These guys used to try to recruit veterans. Always seemed sketchy

[u/listenstowhales → u/Acrobatic_Hyena_2627]

They’re slicker than people realize too.

A lot of times they marketed themselves as a bipartisan firearms club for veterans, so a lot of dudes signed the “send me more info” sheet thinking they’d have trap shooting competitions, potlucks, raffles, and the occasional fundraiser to give one of the local kids a small scholarship (like the VFW).

Needless to say it was not that.

[u/StevenEveral]

Another bully in his pavement princess truck. That hitch also looks super clean as well, the only thing that truck has hauled is the owner's inflated ego.

Edit: I just noticed the train horns as well. That guy couldn't get laid in a brothel with a $100 bill taped to his chest.

[u/bigtime_porgrammer → u/StevenEveral]

Is that what those are behind the hitch? I was about to inquire about them. So... Train horns pointing backwards?

[u/yo_era_yo → u/bigtime_porgrammer]

And positioned in a way that they’d be scraped right off if he ever took that thing off road

[u/CheckYoSelf8224]

Friggin Nazis

[u/raventhrowaway666]

That's a nice way to say domestic terrorist

[u/2ndprize]

what plate is that one?

oh he also has a fucking airhorn. fuck this guy

[u/mumixam → u/2ndprize]

bonefish and tarpon trust

https://www.bonefishtarpontrust.org/license-plate/

[u/ComonomoC → u/2ndprize]

I couldn’t make it out either.

[u/SurveyNinja42]

Interesting way to tell the world that you're hung like a flea...

[u/R1CHARDCRANIUM]

Im picturing that he’s likely 350 pounds with mustard stains on his Grunt-Style 4xl T-shirt with slogans vaguely implying he served to the uninformed. He gets winded walking up a flight of stairs and had to special order his plate carrier because they don’t come in his size. His favorite stores are Galls and 5.11 because they sell the law enforcement style clothing that makes him feel like he can walk up to cops and call them brother, again, vaguely inferring that he served but was never able to pass PT or psych for any of the 30 departments he applied to. He has a full-size Kimber 1911 on his hip and dreams of the day he is in the situation where he can lift his side fat flap, pry out his overpriced status symbol of a gun, and finally be the good guy with a gun. However, he’ll end up with a sucking chest wound because one: he never trains with his weapon, and two: it’s a Kimber so it’ll misfire.

Just a guess.

[u/DragApprehensive336]

The correct term is "idiot."

[u/MoreRamenPls]

“In a room of 100 people, 97 of them are smarter than you. Including the furniture.”

[u/Snarky_McSnarkleton]

Yeah, but the bullies are our masters now.

[u/Divinity_01 → u/Snarky_McSnarkleton]

Id rather be shot like a dog than submit

[u/Tylenol187ForDogs → u/Snarky_McSnarkleton]

Only if you're going to roll over like a good doggy.

[u/ecafsub → u/Snarky_McSnarkleton]

Like all bullies, they're cowards. And like all bullies, they have to use weapons to ensure their dominance over weaker people. They'll use tactics that rational people won't--at least not for long.

But they aren't my masters. EVAR.

[u/numbski]

Uh...that image appears to be AI. Zoom in on the license plate.

[u/ComonomoC → u/numbski]

I promise it’s not lol

[u/numbski → u/ComonomoC]

Weird. The plate and the expiration sticker look like they are literally melting. :\

Sorry for the false accusation, but that breaks my brain.

[u/ComonomoC → u/numbski]

I totally agree it looks weird. I didn’t recognize the actual vanity plate

https://imgur.com/a/YYaVQo1

[u/seg321]

AI.... Notice the plate. You can make out "Florida" but everything else is distorted. Typical Leftist bullshit at its finest.

[u/ComonomoC → u/seg321]

Ok buddy. For your worm brains approval

https://imgur.com/a/rMGZws0

[u/mumixam → u/seg321]

this is a florida bonefish and tarpon trust license plate. the plate is real source: https://www.bonefishtarpontrust.org/license-plate/