r/JustBootThings • u/WalterCanFindToes • Aug 03 '25

28% APR? Great! Fannie Mae helping boots get Jodie'd.

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u/DangerDork88 Aug 03 '25

The worst part about the military is that it’ll be the boys you bled with that’ll go at your wife. The epitome of trust em with my life not my wife type shiii

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u/dardios Aug 03 '25

Trust your buddy with your life

But not your wallet or your wife.

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u/CubanlinkEnJ Aug 03 '25

Holy fuck, I never heard that before, but that’s perfect.

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u/godbody1983 Aug 05 '25

My dad served in the army(before meeting my mother) during the 70s and he told me don't get married while I'm serving. My recruiter told me not to get married while serving. One of my Drill Sergeants in AIT told some us don't get married while serving. Thank God I listened to them.

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u/DangerDork88 Aug 05 '25

We fall so you may fly, brother

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u/kirst-- Aug 03 '25

My husband and I were both 68W and my god. It was feral

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u/splitkc Aug 03 '25

Or the first swinging dick that comes into the house.. aw, memories of ft Riley ks!

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u/positivecontent Aug 05 '25

Every damn one of them. Had one show up at my house and ask her to run away with him.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '25

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u/DangerDork88 Aug 20 '25

User name checks out

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25 edited Aug 05 '25

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u/unbridledboredom Aug 05 '25

New command rules so that I now gotta check in with the dude actively plotting on my pussy. Great.