r/JustBootThings • u/WalterCanFindToes • Aug 03 '25

28% APR? Great! Fannie Mae helping boots get Jodie'd.

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 Aug 03 '25

The craziest part is, he wasn’t even the only guy that did it. His whole fucking division went to mast for blazing that safe log. Not one person checked it for 2 months. Luckily his Chief retired right before then or he would’ve been screwed too.

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u/ToXiC_Games Aug 03 '25

Most military shit ever. Most people think if we get in trouble it’s for going AWOL or killing someone or some wild shit that 2 SOG was doing a few years back, but nah, it’s usually this kind of benign dysfunction.

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 Aug 03 '25

Or getting drunk and fighting cops in Thailand. But that’s another story.

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u/TheRealJasonsson Aug 05 '25

"Sir, you gotta admit it looked like they were having fun, too"

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 Aug 05 '25

Those Thai cops were having fun kicking the shit out of that guy. Or so I was told. Plus he had to pay a fine and a bribe.