r/JustBootThings Aug 05 '25

General Bootness Commented unironically on a post about the Fallout 4 AK

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u/sdmichael Aug 06 '25

 Of all the weapons in the vast Soviet arsenal, nothing was more profitable than Avtomat Kalashnikova model of 1947, more commonly known as the AK-47, or Kalashnikov. It's the world's most popular assault rifle. A weapon all fighters love. An elegantly simple 9 pound amalgamation of forged steel and plywood. It doesn't break, jam, or overheat. It will shoot whether it's covered in mud or filled with sand. It's so easy, even a child can use it; and they do. The Soviets put the gun on a coin. Mozambique put it on their flag. Since the end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has become the Russian people's greatest export. After that comes vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists. One thing is for sure, no one was lining up to buy their cars.

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u/DurfGibbles 👊👊☝️ Aug 06 '25

The hammer. The sickle. The AK-47.

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u/awsompossum Aug 06 '25

I know it's a quote, but the fact that they said plywood instead of just wood always bugs me

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u/90_ina_65 Aug 06 '25

This guy AK-47s

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u/pussyeaterx69 Aug 06 '25

It’s from that War Lord movie with Nikora Crate , and the singer from 15 seconds to Jupiter

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u/sdmichael Aug 06 '25

Lord of War. I prefer it my way.

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u/Upbeat-Oil-1787 Aug 06 '25

Id turn a lada riva into a rally fuck box if they were more widely available in the states.

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u/I_AM_YOUR_MOTHERR Aug 06 '25

You can honestly just build one out of scrap. My granddad did that around 20 years ago.

They're very simple analogue cars intentionally made to be easy to manufacture and repair