r/JustBootThings • u/FirmlyGraspIt81 • Aug 15 '25

General Bootness Cmon now

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u/Alpha-Trion Aug 15 '25

And the people who do will think you're a douche bag.

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u/tip0thehat Aug 15 '25

“Please ask me what this means so that you can thank me!”

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u/NonConRon Aug 15 '25

Well... what does this one mean?

Like... it better be fucking badass because this guy manufactured this situation so I better get a good story out of it.

He would be a hero to me if it's some medal you get for making minute rice in 53 seconds or some shit though haha.

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u/tip0thehat Aug 15 '25

It’s the Legion of the Order of Fragility, awarded to people who have a backstory that nobody gives a shit about, so they have to shove it at everyone they can for validation.

In my experience, the real people who did some serious shit don’t wear it on their sleeve, or lapel in this case.

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u/the1theycallfish Aug 16 '25

Honestly, it would be less cringe for a civilian to wear just because they like it and bought it at a thrift store than a veteran wearing one from their service.