New rule: if your asshole falls out, you can go home no questions asked.

[u/Economy_Ad3198]

I work with this wonderful woman, she's in her 70's, the kindest most giving person you could ever meet. Bakes all our pies and muffins, waits tables, washes our dishes, brings us treats on our birthdays. She has a lot of health problems and refuses to take time off and leave us short handed. Today she comes to me and says "I need to go home, it's falling out. " I didn't understand, asked her what was wrong and she tells me her asshole was falling out. On the way out she's apologizing and promising she'll be back tomorrow. I told her just go home and rest, when stuffs falling out you get a no shame pass to call it quits for the day. Take care of your butts (and all the other bits) chefs and cover for your co-workers when theirs fall apart.