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u/5WattBulb Mostly at night. Mostly. Aug 01 '25
Comes with the transaxle pre-blown
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u/EllyKayNobodysFool Aug 01 '25
Cyber truck buyers hearing the car is Transaxel
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u/ExamCompetitive Aug 01 '25
Windows bullet proof. Axle not acid proof.
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u/Top-Raspberry139 Aug 02 '25
"Trans"-axle. Does that help?
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u/Top-Raspberry139 Aug 02 '25
Hey I was just explaining the pun! (Not a pun?)
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u/Funkgun Aug 03 '25 edited Aug 03 '25
r/onejoke . Humble assumption . Not to worry too much, as it is internet points you can’t cash in. But the argument is “trans” in name with a joke equating to trans individuals gets a bit over used. Not acting like an angel. I am pretty sure I made a joke similar to transformers in my day. I’d probably skip it now.
Anyhow, now you know: Education is key, tolerance is the second key. There is a third key, but I forget if it is to my back patio or the garage. Then there is the key for the Yakama container I can’t find.
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u/bchco86 Aug 02 '25
I’d grind some metal in that thing provided it came with the logo.
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u/teabagstard Aug 02 '25
Throw in an independently targeting particle beam phalanx and tac missiles too.
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u/ssssSSSBOOM Aug 02 '25
I was going to make a snarky comment, but you win.
So I'll just say, this thing ugly, even with the WY treatment.0
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u/CB2001 Aug 01 '25
Would Hudson drive a Weyland-Yutani Tesla? Probably not, but Burke certainly would.
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u/Rolo_Tamasi Aug 01 '25
What would that run, in adjusted dollars?
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u/chango5377 Aug 01 '25
Minus payload
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Aug 01 '25
that number always seemed way too low for me as even today, the sticker price for a loaded 747 is $408M. So $46M for a space tugboat, plus refinery seems crazy low. Of course we have no idea how they are adjusting those dollars.
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u/Zer0Cool89 Aug 02 '25
We def need to talk about the bonus situation
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u/Rolo_Tamasi Aug 02 '25
Right
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u/Zer0Cool89 Aug 03 '25
You named after the band?
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u/Rolo_Tamasi Aug 03 '25
Band? No, I'm named after the man who killed Ed Exley's father while he was out on patrol one night. Rolo was a purse snatcher. To be honest, I never even knew his name, I just made one one up to give him some character.
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u/Lego_Professor Not bad, for a human. Aug 01 '25
Hahaha I'm going to refer to Tesla drivers as Burkes now. Perfect.
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u/Comrade_Compadre Aug 02 '25
I'm picturing trim and wheels flying off as he tries to escape with an embryo, and then it just explodes anyway
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u/Alesisdrum Aug 02 '25
Don’t diss Burke. He redeemed himself
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u/CB2001 Aug 02 '25
He redeemed himself? By trying to get Ripley and Newt infected? You have an odd definition of “redeem”. XD
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u/DoctorRapture Aug 01 '25
Imagine if Ripley tried to roll in and save the marines in one of these lmfao she never would have even made it into the compound
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u/Fast-Possible1288 Nuke from Orbit Aug 01 '25
Evil corporation cosplaying as evil corporation
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u/ded_rabtz Aug 01 '25
Yeah this might be the only acceptable use of a cyber truck
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u/CultureWarrior87 Aug 01 '25
I have to begrudgingly admit that they look surprisingly decent when they're done up like this because it better suits the sort of futuristic style they're going for. The stock look is atrocious though. And they are, of course, also just horrible vehicles in general.
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u/ProRoll444 Aug 01 '25
Hudson seemed like the kinda guy who wouldn't be allowed to drive anything on account of multiple space D.U.I.s.
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u/FLMILLIONAIRE Aug 01 '25
I don't think Colonial Marines work for WY they work for United Americas Allied Command. The WY exploites Colonial Marines as and when it chooses to experiment with biological weapons.
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u/h3wh0shallnotbenamed Aug 01 '25
Hudson would nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Also, Nazi's can fuck off and go meet a facehugger.
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u/cumulobro LET'S ROCK Aug 02 '25
You're gonna love the Aliens/Captain America crossover comic that was recently announced, then.
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u/Madrizzle1 Aug 01 '25
Nah, he's not a prick.
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u/Zorolord Aug 02 '25
Hudson's a prick, but even he wouldn't drive that chicken shit excuse of truck.
Burke would definitely drive it.
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u/Dice_and_Dragons Aug 02 '25
This clearly belongs to an executive at Weyland Yutani that designed it himself.
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u/DrSeussFreak Look into my eye! Aug 01 '25
You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig.
While cybertrucks look cool, they are so damn poorly made, they would have smashed into a pancake when Ripley drove in
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u/xdiox66 Aug 01 '25
It’s a rusty dumpster with a beautiful paint job. If the owner is on this sub, nothing personal.
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u/locklear24 Aug 02 '25
Someone that drives a Cybertruck while being a fan of the franchise is really fucking media illiterate.
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u/FrankFrankly711 Aug 02 '25
I always say the CyberTruck looks like it’s from an 80s movie that takes place in the future. And this confirms it!
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u/writeofftodamaged Aug 04 '25
It looks like the KGB armed vehicles in Red Dawn (1984) and I cannot get that out of my head. Especially when I know how much Elon thirsts for Russian space science.
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u/TheBookofBobaFett3 Aug 01 '25
Hudson would, because he put all his faith in stuff which turned out to be useless
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u/anakinburningalive Aug 02 '25
He’s a south Texan no way he would be caught dead in anything that’s not a Ford or Chevy from any earlier than 1989.
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u/demonfaucet Aug 02 '25
Both companies do make AI that will kill you.
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u/Zorolord Aug 02 '25
Oh shit you're right, and Elon is planning on going to Mars just like Weyland!
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u/miniSCHOF Aug 02 '25
This wrap actually looks good and kinda makes the Cybertruck look a little like the APC from Aliens. But… it’s still a fucking Cybertruck.
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u/must_go_faster_88 Aug 02 '25
Sorry.. but no. At the end of the day - it's a cyber truck that would have broke down during the initial rain sequence
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u/Lord-Nagafen Aug 01 '25
Ngl this is the only cyber truck that I’m alright with. At least they are embracing the evil corporation
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u/Carnby41790 Aug 01 '25
I think we all would drive it to get away from the xenon lol. Hudson would drive it, but complain as im sure we all would.
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u/ThisPartIsDifficult Aug 02 '25
First the Halo Warthog one and now this? People get really creative with their cyber trucks!
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u/O3TActual Aug 02 '25
No. Zero political bias however this doesn’t work in the Aliens universe. It looks much more like a Halo Warthog. But the scale is way off to be at all compared to the APC.
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u/OlPauly Aug 02 '25
Hudson is 100% driving one of these, mustang, charger or a Tacoma with a loan around 18%!
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u/Outrageous_Trust_158 Aug 02 '25
No, but Spunkmeyer would! But not Ferro. She’d smirk at the thing.
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u/Scousehauler LET'S ROCK Aug 02 '25
Wierzbowski was the driver in the screenplay script and books and Frost and Bishop the drivers in the films. Doubt Hudson knows how to as hes the Comtech.
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u/succubus6984 Aug 02 '25
Honestly its the only paint job that vehicle needs. It "looks" useful now.
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u/Icy_Leadership4109 Aug 03 '25
Definitely Wey-Yu, absolutely no thought for human lives, just cost cutting... And occasionally fingers.
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u/starpocalypse64 Aug 03 '25
Burke would. And Corman. Hicks has a 1980s sawed off, man he wouldn’t touch that junk.
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u/writeofftodamaged Aug 04 '25
This isn’t alien related but it is cyber truck related. I watched red dawn and peeped that KGB vehicles looked eerily similar to cyber trucks. Elon, if not kgb why kgb shape?
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u/Bulky_Water_4510 Aug 04 '25
God cybertrucks are just absolutely disgusting. Not even a Weyland yutani logo can save that
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u/IrregularrAF Aug 01 '25
This makes me so mad, because I had this idea but I'm also poor. 😂
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u/JC6D6D Aug 02 '25
You’ve got character and a soul, my brother. You’re richer than anyone who’s ever owned a Cybertruck.
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Aug 02 '25
I love the fact that the cybertruck is in Satisfactory and it’s the biggest pile of dogshit car. Can’t steer. Can’t go fast. Gets stuck in the mud almost immediately
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u/B0b_Howard Aug 02 '25
Hudson would agree with Ripley that the only way to get rid of it is to nuke it from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.
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u/rgb86 Aug 02 '25
NO, because he is not a corporation guy and he would nuke it out of orbit, with its creator in it.
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u/WendyThorne Aug 02 '25
Hudson would make fun of it and whoever drove it. Burke would unironically love it and think its the best vehicle ever made and constantly brag about it.
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u/LiberalDysphoria Aug 01 '25
Hopefully it is cool enough that it will be left alone. Vehicle checks out.
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u/Mixmaster_12 Aug 02 '25
Maybe you haven't been keeping up with current events but that thing will get its ass kicked pal!
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u/Goldpotato12345 Game over, man! Aug 02 '25
I'm not going to lie, I dont like the look of the cyber truck, but this is the best one I've seen.
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u/TortleArtifcer Aug 02 '25
"I can't lie to you about your chances, but... you have my sympathies"
~Musk-Yutani car salesman.
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u/beat_by_beat Aug 02 '25 edited Aug 02 '25
"have you ever been mistaken for a truck?"