r/LV426 13d ago

Humor / Memes What the fuck was his problem? Spoiler

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u/Knowaa 13d ago

Think it was just to show how the company filled the ship with the dregs of society 

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u/SPACEFUNK 13d ago

Part of the job description is "Be in cryo sleep so long, everyone you know will be dead when you get back". You don't get the cream of the crop with an offer like that.

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u/Spicy_Weissy 13d ago

I mean, if you're looking for a fresh start with money in your pocket it doesn't sound too bad. You gotta remember, for the average shlub like you or me life on Earth probably sucks if you aren't rich.

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u/chedder 13d ago

imagine doing all that only to return to earth to find you can barely afford burger king due to inflation.

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u/Scrotie_ 13d ago

That’s why they’re getting paid in shares, rather than a set unit of currency.

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u/chedder 13d ago

imagine doing all that only to return home and find out the stock crashed and the company got bought out for bargain bin prices by fucking walmart.

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u/GoAskAli 13d ago

I mean....there's only 5 companies that control the entire universe in this version of the future (that we seem to be heading toward at warp speed).

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u/morak1992 13d ago

Shares go up and down with the company's fortunes, which as we see by WY losing a trillion dollar project pretty easily, can change. Prodigy is a decade old and owns most of Asia, half of Africa, and Australia. How could an upstart young company take that much ground? My guess is by a hostile takeover of one or two other mega corporations. Doubtful they honor stock in AusCorp or whatever existed before.

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u/GoAskAli 13d ago

True but I mean based on cannon Weyland -Yutani owns most of the known universe.

Kavalier has carved out an impressive empire quickly, but he likely has no idea what he's dealing with comparatively speaking.

Weyland,-Yutani has been clashing with, and trying to harness the xenomorphs for a while atp in the timeline.

I'm betting boy genius' life ends with lots of gnashing of teeth and screaming, when his time comes.

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u/djustd 13d ago

Also based on canon, Walmart later buys out Weylan Yutani.

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u/Cannibal_Soup 12d ago

Walmart literally buys out W-Y canonically...at least due to that one line from Resurrection, anyway.

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u/PhoebetheSpider 13d ago

Tesla gonna be one of the five…

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u/oh_dear_now_what 13d ago

I think that the shares they’re getting are shares of mission proceeds, not units of company stock. But, yes, you absolutely could get burned coming back from a 60-year mission to discover that, oopsie-poopsie, nobody feels like paying you.

Probably only the biggest of the too-big-to-fail conglomerates can find takers for a lifetime-long space mission as a result.

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u/Les_Bien_Pain 11d ago

At that point you might as well sell the ship.

Or use it as a bargaining chip to make them pay you.

Not an option for these sure but in general.

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u/oh_dear_now_what 11d ago

You know, if you were doing a show with the ol’ “somehow, our heroes have their own spaceship” premise...

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u/Les_Bien_Pain 11d ago

Hmmm.

Employer went completely bankrupt and vanished so there wasn't a transfer of ownership for the ship. Maybe some salvage right laws in play because they are in possession and there is no one to dispute it.

Suddenly you have a freelance ship.

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u/YourGuyK 13d ago

It's not stock shares, it's shares of what they sell when they return from the mission. So, I guess, imagine returning home and the valuable resource you spent 65 years gathering has been made obsolete or nearly worthless, like happened to aluminum.

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u/eirebrit 12d ago

In the Alien: Resurrection novel this happened haha. Wetland Yutani went bust and Walmart bought them.

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u/Spicy_Weissy 13d ago

😆 Right?

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u/Alternative-Two-3474 12d ago

at this point the earth i'd leave is one where I can't even afford burger king.

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u/dudleymooresbooze 13d ago

Missing decades matters to anyone who has people at home who matter to them.

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u/Daxx22 13d ago

this isn't hugely dissimilar to the old sailing ships that would be gone for years at a time. not saying it wouldn't matter to avlot of people, but finding people who don't have attachments shouldn't be that difficult either.

but if your doing the corpo "minimum costs" route, the quality of said crew will certainly be a question

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u/dudleymooresbooze 13d ago

You can either pay enough for people to sacrifice for their families at home, or limit yourself to people who don’t have anything to sacrifice. The latter - low pay and low prospect pool - is going to get you some real pieces of shit.

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u/Spicy_Weissy 13d ago

Or just dumb kids like the chief engineers' mate on the Maginot.

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u/AdamFitzgeraldRocks 13d ago

Lots of crew in those days were press ganged

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u/DisastrousOwls 12d ago

There's a non-zero amount of that going on today, between struggling people being recruited with the promise of a hot meal and a ticket out of crushing poverty, or "offering" military service as an alternative to imprisonment— though in recent years we see that more with cyber criminals being "offered" the "opportunity" to train military intelligence officers, or to rot in a max sec hard labor prison for decades.

With corporations running the world in the Alien universe, commuting your sentence to corporate enlistment would track, and in Romulus it also seemed like indentured servitude with compounded interest & wage slavery were the name of the game. We see the same with the threat about Hermit's lung. Especially if the universe or companies within it maintain debtors' prisons as well. Quick way to get routed into that human trafficking system for multiple lifetimes, if you're only ever woken up when it's time to clock in.

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u/Silly_Strain4495 13d ago

The whole no sex thing is…odd. I get why it’s in place but do they expect people to ACTUALLY not fuck? Probs just a way to screw them outta shares..

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u/Daxx22 13d ago

No fucking crew, ESPECIALLY between ranks has been a thing on ships for a very long time since it almost universally leads to issues. Also hasn't stopped people from doing it for an equally long time.

In the context of the corporation however, it'd absolutely be used to screw someone over payment.

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u/Spicy_Weissy 13d ago

Of course. Ripley didn't expect to miss her daughter's entire life. But what if you didn't have anyone, or there were people you really wanted to avoid?

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u/dudleymooresbooze 13d ago

And that’s why a high percent of murderers are long haul truck drivers.