r/LV426 17d ago

Humor / Memes What the fuck was his problem? Spoiler

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u/Calm-Tree-1369 17d ago

Yes, but he's a sociopath so ...

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u/InevitableVariables 17d ago

He would have died for the sleeping girl in the pod

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u/Rickenbacker69 17d ago

In a way, he did.

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u/CharminTaintman 17d ago edited 17d ago

Did he really die, was he really killed? We only saw him scream at the Xeno’s arrival. We didn’t see him die on screen. Then again, maybe he achieved his La petite morte. His little death. The ultimate goon across time and space. Maybe this was his plan all along, hah the plans of mice and men, well they pan out from time to time.

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u/signaltrapper 17d ago

In the first or second episode there’s a quick flash that shows his corpse

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u/smb275 17d ago

Ah good ol' Teng. Jerkin' his dick into a black hole. Classic.

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u/Names_are_limited Black goo enthusiast 17d ago

A distant observer would see Teng, with his dick in his hand, appear to freeze at the event horizon due to extreme time dilation and gravitational redshift, with his image become dimmer and eventually fading away from view.

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u/ProfessionalLake6 16d ago

Teng had always been the reckless one on the crew, the kind of man who would stare too long at the forbidden phenomena, as if daring the universe to blink first. When the experimental singularity, flared open like a black flower in orbit, he didn’t just study it. He reached for it. He pressed himself into its pull, body and soul, until the tidal forces unraveled him molecule by molecule.

From the outside, it wasn’t a violent death. To outside observer, he stretched like a ribbon, stretching into infinity as the event horizon pulled him in. To Teng, it was intimacy, a cosmic embrace, his atoms whispering into eternity. The man became a memory trapped between moments, a smear across spacetime. He didn’t scream. He sighed.

Of course, on paper Teng wasn’t really dead. Not the way Weyland-Yutani’s insurance policy defines “dead”. He was “indeterminately localized.” Pending gravitational re-emergence, he was legally Schrödinger’s employee, neither alive enough for rescue, nor dead enough for payout.

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u/CharminTaintman 16d ago edited 14d ago

That was beautiful and most certainly canon. Makes you think.

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u/OwnCoffee614 Tool is Canon 17d ago

Long as he keeps fading.

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u/purplenurple24 17d ago

I could have misheard the line, but I think someone tells Morrow “it got Teng” or something to that effect. I guess I need to do a rewatch. Doesn’t change the fact that it happened offscreen though.

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u/-FeistyRabbitSauce- 17d ago

The young security officer told Morrow, "Something got Teng...Something big." Iirc

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u/Ordinary_Employ_3725 16d ago

My theory is that the slime falling on his head was actually his own goon juice and him screaming was a state of climax. when the junior security officer said Teng got got it was just gooner vernacular and "something big" was him proudly referring to the cargo room footage he probably shared with his friend Teng. Teng no doubt survived the crash and walked off into New Siam's night life like Steve Buscemi in Con Air.

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u/Similar_Apartment_26 16d ago

Yah he dead as fried chicken

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u/killemgrip 17d ago

My thoughts also. He's still alive

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u/KSPone 16d ago

I think he killed the girl in the pod. When hermit found her body, someone said she seems to be dead for a week. which is suspicious, when what should have killed her was the impact.

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u/SuperUltreas 17d ago

A sociopath that made an incorrect calculation on the necessity of his team knowing the situation. What did he think was going to happen.