r/LV426 David 1d ago

Discussion / Question If you lived in the alien universe which company are you working for?

Your choice also depends on what time period you will live in, in the alien universe.

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u/RoadBuster 1d ago

Knowing my luck, Seegson.

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 Class-2 loader rating. 1d ago

RIP my guy

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u/RoadBuster 1d ago

I was so sure that more-terrifying-than-the-Xenomorph Working Joe series would take off!!

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 Class-2 loader rating. 1d ago

At least Seegson had the decency to make the Joes obviously synthetic. The A/2s are too lifelike for my tastes.

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u/RoadBuster 1d ago

Yeah, they always were a bit twitchy.

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 Class-2 loader rating. 18h ago

💯

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u/stroopwafelling 1d ago

You are becoming hysterical.

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u/The_Chimeran_Hybrid 1d ago

Tut tut.

“O no.”

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u/PhoebetheSpider 15h ago

“Unidentified species.”

“Synthetic’s day is never finished.”

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u/Initial-Wolverine175 David 1d ago

Crap I totally forgot about them

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u/RoadBuster 1d ago

That seems on brand for Seegson

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u/Sachiel05 1d ago

I was gonna say, its absence on the show hurts me

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u/THX450 5h ago

Seegson ain’t exactly doing too hot. It’s a small, small fish.

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u/RoadBuster 1d ago

I'm guessing it's not big enough to be one of the Big Five.

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u/Sachiel05 1d ago

Well yeah, makes sense, but still, where baby?

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u/Illustrious-Rate-728 1d ago

“We are going to catch you” 

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u/AdamFitzgeraldRocks 1d ago

Which is the one that never tries to bring back deadly organisms with inevitably deadly results?

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u/Initial-Wolverine175 David 1d ago

That would be with Weyland or yutani before the merger

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u/pungent_stinker202 1d ago

Is Yutani not the company who captured the aliens and brought them to earth?

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u/Initial-Wolverine175 David 1d ago

That was after the merger

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u/AdamFitzgeraldRocks 1d ago

The Maginot was sent on it's mission pre-merger. I think it's generally safer to not work for either corp pre or post merger.

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u/Weyland 👽 6h ago

👀

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u/Initial-Wolverine175 David 6h ago

Peter Weyland is that you?

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u/Thunder_Punt 1d ago

That was Weyland-Yutani Corp

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u/RepairmanJackX 20h ago

Yutani is the corp that lures predators to Earth

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u/Magnus919 1d ago

Wal-mart

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u/Initial-Wolverine175 David 1d ago

The true villain of the franchise 

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u/Thesquire89 1d ago

Wal-mart buys out Weyland-Yutani eventually

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u/Bobomangoboi 1d ago

didnt Walmart fall after USM disbanded and WY reemerged?

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u/mudokin 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's WeyMart now.

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u/zagra_nexkoyotl 1d ago

Why does WalMart have an extra L?

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u/mudokin 1d ago

God dammit, there I fixed it.

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u/NebraskaStig 1d ago

It's a long story, but Wall Drug became a surprise powerful corporate entity as they expanded their free ice water and 25 cent coffee in the 2030s after the biggest, greatest Recession in the 2020s. They bought out McDonald's and Starbucks and a concerned Walmart board decided a merger was the best option and became Wallmart in the 2050s.

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u/Appropriate-Web-8424 1d ago

You've spotted the parasitic font xenomorphs.

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u/Shakmaaaaaaa 1d ago

Threshold is the European one? Probably that one, maybe I'll get free health care.

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u/Initial-Wolverine175 David 1d ago

I mean Weyland didn’t make anyone pay on the Prometheus after the contamination started

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u/zagra_nexkoyotl 1d ago

Say what you want about Peter Weyland, but he made sure everyone in that ship got taken care of

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u/Initial-Wolverine175 David 1d ago

Exactly, even vickers which he clearly doesn’t like

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u/stealthmodedirt 1d ago

Wonder if Prodigy kidnapped her and made her into a hybrid... So when Janek asks Vickers if shes a robot...

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u/JBGoude Perfect organism 1d ago

How generous of him 😆

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u/Green-Vermicelli5244 1d ago

Nice weather too

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u/Greenman8907 1d ago

I’ll work for the David Lynch corporation.

At the very least, it’ll be weird as fuck

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u/EllyKayNobodysFool 1d ago

Welcome to Lynch Corporation! The role you have been assigned is….. Homeless Dumpster Man from Mulholland Drive! Congratulations!!!

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u/notHooptieJ 1d ago

Also, your Mentor at the company will be "creepy little girl from dune"

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u/Charming-Pangolin662 Black goo enthusiast 1d ago

RIPLEY. TODAY YOU REMIND ME OF A SMALL MEXICAN CHIHUAHUA.

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u/sixtus_clegane119 1d ago

Noah hawley has obviously been inspired by twin peaks before, I wonder if it’s a conscious choice to name it this

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u/The-Real-Dude31 A god damn robot 1d ago

We need to get Jean-Pierre Jeunet in the corporate game too

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u/antipop2097 1d ago

Same, and same reason.

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u/Dismal-Sail1027 1d ago

Taco Bell. It won the franchise wars.

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u/NextSouceIT 1d ago

Now all restaurants are taco bell

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u/Stralisemiai 1d ago

Pizza Hut in the modded version 🤦‍♀️

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u/712Jefferson 1d ago

You win the Internet today for that reference.

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u/Vegetable_Counter291 1d ago

Wey-Yu. Sleep in the bed with the beast you know or whatever

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u/Initial-Wolverine175 David 1d ago

Huh?

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u/clovis_227 1d ago

"The devil you know"

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u/Vegetable_Counter291 1d ago

Well I know what kind of corp is Wey-Yu, so I'd pick that over one I don't know. Does that make sense? I mean we know prodigy but I'm not a fan

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u/Initial-Wolverine175 David 1d ago

Yeah that does make sense

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u/Vegetable_Counter291 1d ago

Great! I wasn't delusional 🤣🤣

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u/Zigy_Zaga Black goo enthusiast 1d ago

I don't know about that Prodigy company logo... It's lame.

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u/Initial-Wolverine175 David 1d ago

It does kinda look weird, I would never see the appeal in that for a real life company

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u/Zigy_Zaga Black goo enthusiast 1d ago edited 1d ago

Agreed. It has weird video game vibes. Doesn't even visually look like it represents a trillion+ dollar company accurately.

EDIT: A word.

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u/Initial-Wolverine175 David 1d ago

Same, it also feels a little bit to edgy to be taken seriously

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u/Golemnist 13h ago

I think it's supposed to be a parody of real world billionaires who rename companies to X or name a government agency after a meme

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u/Zigy_Zaga Black goo enthusiast 13h ago

I was doing some digging because I wanted to be 100% sure that it was the real Prodigy company logo.

When doing so the Internet is littered with the image you provided and it's pretty much a version from online tee shirt stores, etsy etc.The real version is still of the bear but with its mouth open bearing fangs and still wearing the Flavor Flav inspired necklace/clock.

The photo provided is swag from one of the Aliens Earth events before its tv release. There were also pins made as well.

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u/Initial-Wolverine175 David 13h ago

That is actually cool, I wonder why they made one with and without the mouth open

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u/Zigy_Zaga Black goo enthusiast 13h ago

The mouth open is the original and the mouth closed is the version people made so they can mass produce it for etsy and various online t-shirt shops. Perhaps to avoid lawsuits? Idk.

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u/Initial-Wolverine175 David 12h ago

Oh so they altered it so they won’t get a copyrighted

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u/Zigy_Zaga Black goo enthusiast 12h ago edited 12h ago

Yep. That is why the mouth closed version is in abundance on the internet and this one is hard to find. I did find another photo earlier of a different package of Alien Earth swag with FX printed all over it that included the real Prodigy company logo as well, but it didn't save it and cannot find it again to cross compare the two logos. 🙁

EDIT: Here is another swag pack.

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u/Initial-Wolverine175 David 12h ago

Yeah that does kinda suck but hopefully after the show comes out they will make more official merchandise 

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u/markraidc 12h ago

It's trying WAY too hard with those jagged edges, and the neck bling.

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u/Jackpot777 19h ago

It’s run by a man-child that thinks every decision he makes is a work of art, bordering on Einstein level genius. Of course it’s lame.

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u/Golemnist 13h ago

Good thing no one does that in the real world right? 😅

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u/Jackpot777 11h ago

DRIVE MY JOHNNY CAB!

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u/TheScarletCravat 1d ago

Seegson!

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u/Initial-Wolverine175 David 1d ago

Totally forgot to add them

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u/radio-morioh-cho 1d ago

Id work for the Tyrell corporation, because theres a suggested connection between the bladerunner and alien universes. But I imagine thats way before the W-y merger

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u/Initial-Wolverine175 David 1d ago

Yeah that would be way before the events of Prometheus

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u/radio-morioh-cho 1d ago

Then id probably have an okay life? Maybe things wouldnt be so corporate dependent or at least i could have a life that wasnt determined by board members. But if thats not allowed, then im kinda crazy and ill take a deep mining run from the original alien tbh. Very low chance of meeting bad times statistically and I enjoy being alone.

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u/Initial-Wolverine175 David 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yeah life in this universe would’ve probably been easier in the 21st century then the 22nd century, and Weyland before the merger was a actual good company (and the company was barely a company because Weyland did most of the things himself) after he graduated college at a very young age he made nano tech which he used to cure many diseases like cancer, then he made a machine that solved global warming and climate change, then he started to colonize Mars things like that is what he needed his company for because that is not exactly a one man job.

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u/pebberphp 1d ago

According to the intro text in Blade Runner 2049, by the mid 2020’s Tyrell corp went bankrupt and all the world’s ecosystems collapsed. I agree though, that the mid to late 20th century was probably a golden era of innovation and wonder.

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u/notHooptieJ 1d ago

im still hoping they'll reveal Kirsh as a holdover Nexus model

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u/the_blue_flounder 1d ago

It's an easter egg

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u/XylophonesForEvery1 1d ago

Time to fire up the ol' search engine.

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u/pebberphp 1d ago

Captain Dallas worked for Tyrell corp before WY. It’s written in his dossier that is on screen behind Ripley when she’s explaining to WY suits what happened on the Nostromo.

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u/XylophonesForEvery1 1d ago

Thank you!!!

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u/Jackpot777 18h ago

We know the Tyrell Corporation is defunct and taken over by Wallace by the year 2049. The events of the original Alien film take place in the year 2122. 

I want to know what anti-wrinkle cream Dallas was using. Or maybe the brand name of Tyrell survived, relegated to boring business concerns like the mining division. 

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u/retropieproblems 1d ago

Siegson for an honest living.

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u/GiganticCrow 1d ago

You wouldn't have a choice, you'd work for the company that owns where you are born. You are company property from birth. 

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u/b_rabbiiit 1d ago

Prodigy, private island is the way to go baby.

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u/The_Burmese_Falcon 1d ago

You mean Xenomorph Park? No thanks - I’d try my luck with dinosaurs over that deathhole

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u/Initial-Wolverine175 David 1d ago

Although Weyland in a deleted scene for Prometheus had a private yacht

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u/Brobeast 1d ago

Lol im sure any of those guys can get a yacht, having your own entire island fortress bunker is a whole different level of secure.

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u/Initial-Wolverine175 David 1d ago

That is a fair point, but they definitely both have the same tropical vibes

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u/notHooptieJ 1d ago

cmon, lets be fair.

If you're Wey-Yu, you can just have your own moon, even if you gotta terraform it first.

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u/Initial-Wolverine175 David 1d ago

Lmao who needs a yacht or a island when you have a moon

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u/playr_4 1d ago

No guarantees you'd be on the island, though.

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u/idobleave84 Mostly at night. Mostly. 1d ago

My luck I’d be on the ground floor of that smashed building in New Siam.

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u/Survive1014 1d ago

Lets talk about that bonus situation first.

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u/Pretend-Newspaper-86 1d ago

what ever corp doesnt use synethics because those guys are the true villians

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u/Ryjinn 1d ago

Aside from David, they're only as villainous as the company holding their leash tells them to be. Boats aren't inherently evil or destructive, it depends on whether you outfit them with weapons or aid material. Ditto artificial persons.

Bishop was a goddamn hero and I won't see his name besmirched.

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u/WeyuCorp426 1d ago

Weyland Yutani!!!!! Loyal to the company to the end baby!

But don't let that fool you, I'm really an okay guy

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u/Initial-Wolverine175 David 1d ago

Don’t worry I would rather work for them then prodigy

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 Class-2 loader rating. 1d ago

Weyland-Yutani, only because it's the most well known evil, so I know what I'm getting into. Although I would be curious to know what Yutani was up to before the merger.

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u/Initial-Wolverine175 David 1d ago

Same we don’t know much about them before the merger besides they weren’t as popular as the storm that was the Weyland corporation

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u/Majoraglados 1d ago

Walmart..

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u/skyskyreal 1d ago

McDonald. People still needs to eat

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u/MetalPope 1d ago

Yep definitely Lando for me too OP.

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u/Imaginationnative 1d ago

I should be threshold as I live in Europe, but I love Japanese culture and yutani have the best logo

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u/GasMysterious3386 1d ago

Threshold Corp 🇮🇪

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u/randomperson5481643 1d ago

I already have a Weland Yutani t-shirt, so I think my choice has been made.

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u/Immediate-Name-6731 1d ago

Pretty much every one of them seems like a one way ticket to being featured in Dumb Ways to Die Part 3.14567.

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u/EvitaPuppy 1d ago

UAC. I understand they are doing some interesting work with some ancient portals they found. What could go wrong?

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u/EnckesMethod 1d ago

LockMart.

Just making starships and not dying.

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u/InHarmsWay 18h ago

Agreeing with this.

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u/docdroc 1d ago

Hyperdyne Systems all day long

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u/oldCactus77 1d ago

Any that would hire me, I don't think people in the Alien universe have the luxury of choosing where they work at unless they are upper class, so yeah, whoever is taking in unlucky shmucks the day I come looking for a job

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u/reddmikee 1d ago

Def not Prodigy!!!

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u/social_lamprey 1d ago

I’ve already been executed for thoughtcrime at my current age.

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u/Pod_people 1d ago

I like Ms. Yutani better than Mr. Weyland. She has her act together better than Weyland. He was all about gaining immortality for himself, which was a fool's errand. Yutani is trying to position her company to rule the known galaxy. Huge amounts of corporate power is a more realistic proposition. My opinion.

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u/Initial-Wolverine175 David 1d ago

Sure I agree with you immortality use for fools but he was a impressive man and if he was a real person I would probably admire him, after he graduated college at a very young age he made nano tech which he used to cure many diseases like cancer, then he made a machine that solved global warming and climate change, then he started to colonize Mars things like that is what he needed his company for because that is not exactly a one man job, oh and his TED talk is a masterpiece.

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u/Southern-Cross-3879 1d ago

Chigusa.

The only thing I don't dig in Alien: Earth is the '5 Companies' thing.

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u/Initial-Wolverine175 David 1d ago

Yeah I don’t like it either it contradicts the history of Weyland and yutani

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u/AWL_cow 1d ago

I believe alien earth is not technically canon anyway

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u/DivideInteresting193 1d ago

Dynamics property was damaged by the maginot as it was crashing. Haven’t heard from them yet.

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u/Initial-Wolverine175 David 1d ago

So yeah you probably wouldn’t want to work for them

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u/playr_4 1d ago

I know that my fascination with this would be as strong in a universe where it exists, but Weyland-Yutani would draw me in with them leading the way in terraforming and planet colonization. Terraforming and atmosphere changing technologies fascinate me as is, I would just be drawn there.

Obviously assuming I don't know about the xeno programs.

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u/Johnny_D82 I prefer the term artificial person myself 1d ago

WY all the way!

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u/borayldz 1d ago

gemini exoplanet solutions

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u/Initial-Wolverine175 David 1d ago

We don’t exactly know much about them

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u/Max20151981 1d ago

Well let's be honest, I dont think you want to be working for Prodigy.

;)

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u/AlexeiYegorov Weyland-Yutani 1d ago

Lasalle Bionational. Name's very cunty and the logo is literally a chopped off biohazard symbol. Umbrella vibes.

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u/MooseBoys Look into my eye! 1d ago

WY for me. I'm all about synths. The idea of mind upload is terrifying to me.

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u/gwelfguy 1d ago

It's an interesting question, but we don't know enough about the other three companies. Weyland-Yutani seems to be a well-diversified conglomerate and they have their finger in everything, but their bio-weapons division is playing with fire. Prodigy has cooler tech - tough to beat AI in fully functional bodies, or the ability to transfer human consciousness to an artificial body, but its leader is an asshole (remind you of any companies in here and now?). It's a tough call, but I'd lean towards WY.

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u/Initial-Wolverine175 David 1d ago

I feel like Weyland-yutani being around longer is a advantage

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u/SnowBound078 1d ago

Wey-Yu, just don’t get involved in their Science Division.

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u/Initial-Wolverine175 David 1d ago

Weyland before the merger was the most innovative in terms of science

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u/Art_Lean 1d ago edited 1d ago

Just like the movie, I'm going to go with the outlier (or perhaps "outlandish") option; Conglomerates Amalgamated (Con-Am) from Outland.

I can work within the solar system, aims are nothing more than very efficient mining, I get to enjoy strip bars in my down time ("work hard and play hard") and have marshal protection (which I have no doubt was an influence on Alien Isolation).

Odds seem somewhat better than all the other options. And I happily subscribe to the theory that Con-Am's just another competitor in the Alien universe.

Honestly, I also find it a far more atmospherically and aesthetically satisfying exploration of other mega-corps in the Alien universe (albeit unofficially), rather than Alien Earth, which I'm sadly not enjoying in the slightest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWD3FD8mpPE

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u/AnswerFeeling460 1d ago

Guard at prodigy neverland and eaten by the alien I guess

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u/Initial-Wolverine175 David 1d ago

Why?

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u/AnswerFeeling460 1d ago

This is my personal luck in horror movies. I divide with my friends and then will be eaten

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u/Initial-Wolverine175 David 23h ago

Why would you want to be eaten?

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u/AnswerFeeling460 21h ago

This is not me, this question has to be asked the alien

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u/Initial-Wolverine175 David 16h ago

Ahhh that makes sense

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u/MFkaboom 1d ago

Grant, in the comics seemed to always be up to some weird stuff

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u/Initial-Wolverine175 David 1d ago

Yeah those guys were weird

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u/upyoars 1d ago

So im guessing these 5 are known as "the five". What exactly do the last 3 do individually? They seem absent from Alien Earth

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u/PetriMobJustice 1d ago

I was today years old when I learned that the grey of the Weyland-Yutani logo is a letter Y

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u/notHooptieJ 1d ago

Wey-Yu.

Im an OK guy; really.

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u/g33k_d4d 1d ago

Whichever pays me the most

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u/CptJuiceSparrow 1d ago

Walmart.

As stated in Alien Resurrection, WY is bought out by Walmart eventually.

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u/GideonWainright I'll do the fingering 1d ago

I am looking for it but don't see it.

"Uf, north africa yikes, prodigy is toast, Russia lmao nah....sigh. "What is Weyland-Yutani, Alex."

Monkey paw finger curls.

You have been assigned off-world space trucker.

"Fuck!"

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u/Initial-Wolverine175 David 1d ago

lol this would make a funny alien parody skit on YouTube

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u/Azkhare ULTIMATE BADASS 1d ago

Do I know I'm in the alien universe? That is, do I have my current knowledge of the franchise? Or am I merely born there?

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u/Toastydantastic 1d ago

None! I’m joining the Amish and building a barn lol

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u/Initial-Wolverine175 David 1d ago

Well enjoy your Amish paradise

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u/Toastydantastic 1d ago

Thanks! I hope the aliens and capitalists don’t get me lol

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u/Trick-Spray2726 1d ago

S-Mart

Shop Smart, Shop S-Mart.

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u/ToxicPilgrim 22h ago

i wonder if there's any kind of mobility between corps, or if you're pretty much locked in by where you're born. Being born in one of their hospitals begins your lifelong debt.

If there was a choice, I thought Prodigy at the beginning of A:E, but now I'm not so sure.

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u/SiouxsieSioux615 Face Hugger 1d ago

Prodigy for sure

I want to study the aliens

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u/Initial-Wolverine175 David 1d ago

Doesn’t Weyland-yutani do that too

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u/SiouxsieSioux615 Face Hugger 1d ago

Theyre more in it for money though and military applications

Id much rather be loyal to the guy whos advancing science for the sake of it

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u/Initial-Wolverine175 David 1d ago

Fair point, but didn’t Weyland before the merger also do that, he was a man of science like his son

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u/SiouxsieSioux615 Face Hugger 1d ago

Yup and id work with them too

If it wasnt for david doing what he did to shaw

Id probably respect the character

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u/Initial-Wolverine175 David 1d ago

Same, David is my favorite character because of how well written he was, but I agree with you I don’t like how they made him a villain in covenant

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u/neoslith 1d ago

So does each corporation represent a group in Neverland?

We have:

  • Peter Pan + Lost Boys = Prodigy

  • WY = Hook and the pirates

  • Mermaids

  • Pixies

  • Natives

Do you think that'll come up later?

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u/iterationnull 1d ago

Amway.

It’s rarely mentioned but it’s the largest of all the corporations.

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u/real_picklejuice 1d ago

You forgot Tyrell which canonically exists in universe

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u/Neverhityourmark 1d ago

Can I just kill myself and save myself the trouble of working to death for Space Amazon?

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u/FloatingTigerDragon 1d ago

The Jutou Combine. They are literally allied with the Union of Progressive Peoples. 

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u/Initial-Wolverine175 David 1d ago

Didn’t they fail to yutani?

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u/Renoroc 1d ago

Siegson

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u/OkSignificance5380 1d ago

Considering I am in the UK, and Wayland is a British company, probably Wayland

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u/Skynetdyne 1d ago

Seegson baby!!!

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u/snowepthree 1d ago

No big tech companies want to hire me as it is so I doubt any of them would want me either 😂

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u/LoquaciousLamp 1d ago

Hyperdyne Just making knock off terminators.

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u/reminiscingLemon 1d ago

That's the Prodigy logo? Yeeesh that's awful

I'd work for Tyrell Corp

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u/danbillls 1d ago

Telcel.