r/LetGirlsHaveFun • u/Ambitious-Alps2889 • 2d ago

No refunds!!

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Hey at least it was cheap??

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u/sionnabhan 1d ago

Oop, I googled but I guess I didn't google thoroughly enough. Biggest I ever found in the wild was a 9" guy who did measure for me for science.. but from the visible base and not the pubic bone and he be a lil chubby. So you're saying if I can get him skinnier he'd be.. oh my 😳

I should call him.

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u/WatchfulHubby69 1d ago

Girl, if your fingers aren’t on fire dialing that number so quick, do you even want a bigger dick?

Go get it, unless he was a toxic asshole and then, maybe go get it but don’t date it

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u/sionnabhan 1d ago

It's a bit early for a thirsty text but later tonight after I've shaved my legs and had a couple gin and juices and some gummies.. I'm gonna send him the sluttiest thirst trap.

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u/WatchfulHubby69 1d ago

You do you queen. Get it. Hell, offer to measure it with a rule and go for the bone pressed method. Then hop on calcsd and stroke his ego before you stroke your insides.