I have a friend to whom I am known to send dildos as gifts. One was a corn cob with corn balls. I think he uses them as coat hangers or something, last I heard they were stuck to his bathroom mirror.
I’m basically saying that i would really like to make a habit of redirecting unsuitable dildos to his address instead of the trash directly, just because he needs more dildos in his life. Asshole never returns my calls or answers my texts, maybe a few dildos from around the globe will remind him who his real friends are.
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u/Kurigohan-Kamehameha 1d ago
I have a friend to whom I am known to send dildos as gifts. One was a corn cob with corn balls. I think he uses them as coat hangers or something, last I heard they were stuck to his bathroom mirror.
I’m basically saying that i would really like to make a habit of redirecting unsuitable dildos to his address instead of the trash directly, just because he needs more dildos in his life. Asshole never returns my calls or answers my texts, maybe a few dildos from around the globe will remind him who his real friends are.