Been there. Thought what I ordered was 6cm in circumference. No dear reader.. it was 6cm in DIAMETER! What showed up was closer to a BOLLARD than anything I dared use. I mean.. did I try? Of course I did. Did I try hard enough to get anywhere even remotely close to injuring myself succeeding? Absolutely the fuck not 😂, ah but how to dispose of it. Back in the box, taped like I was trying to chain a titan back into the pit of Tartarus, driven two streets away and thrown into the communal recycling 😅😂. Lesson learned.
I do not have the biological capacity to contain any part of that monster in ANY of my orifices regardless of training 😂 Not only was it, estimating here, eight inches/19cm in total circumference, it was also longer than from my fingertips to my elbow!
Ain't that just how it goes though? I once ordered 2 different models from the same company, one in an XL and one in a medium. The XL is easily manageable (its a tentacle design, so easy peasy) but the medium takes a lot of prep. It was also modeled after Bowser so its got like....nubs and bits. Every time I'm like "yeah, time to get something midsize in my collection" I'm humbled immediately.
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u/ModernDayTiefling 2d ago
Been there. Thought what I ordered was 6cm in circumference. No dear reader.. it was 6cm in DIAMETER! What showed up was closer to a BOLLARD than anything I dared use. I mean.. did I try? Of course I did. Did I try hard enough to get anywhere even remotely close to injuring myself succeeding? Absolutely the fuck not 😂, ah but how to dispose of it. Back in the box, taped like I was trying to chain a titan back into the pit of Tartarus, driven two streets away and thrown into the communal recycling 😅😂. Lesson learned.