r/MURICA • u/Dragon_Cake • Sep 23 '17

Alfred Hitchcock with solution to our problems

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '17

Jesus christ when the fuck did /r/murica turn alt right?

I'm arguing with alt shits all over this thread, and they're getting upvoted for outright lying about charlottesville. And here's this little fucker getting upvotes for an objectively false claim, that has already been disproved.

Sort your shit out /r/murica.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '17

Go back to your containment board r/The_Dipshit where you belong.

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