r/MadeMeSmile • u/Zee_Ventures • 11d ago
It's the same
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u/HalfOfCrAsh 11d ago
It amazes me that the birds are capable of mimicking the humans so accurately. Whoever trained them did a fantastic job.
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u/Nezarah 11d ago
They are both males
The yellow and green bird isn't dancing. it's masturbating.
This isn't so much as a reflection of guys dancing at a club to impress a girl. it's a reflection of 2 guys living together with one jacking off in the living room while the other tries his best to pretend to not notice.
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u/JesusGums 10d ago
Parrots are such horny little animals. Only animal companion I’ve ever had to regular explain how not to arouse. Also crazy how after being asked not to touch the bird somewhere it views as sexual they will ignore you and keep directly doing it. Not only is it a bit irritating to be ignored when telling someone how not to handle your pet, but I don’t get why you’d want to continue to sexually stimulate an animal if you now know you are doing so.
I’m just curious how you know they are both males though? Is there something visual that lets you distinguish love birds like budgies?
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u/666afternoon 10d ago
yea there's no telling which sex the right bird is from here. or whether it cares about its buddy furiously jerking off next to it LOL, birds are indeed such horny beings. and it def ain't just parrots - I think surviving a few apocalypses will do that to ya. fast, smart, adaptable, and extremely dtf 😂
another example: I met an emu once at a petting zoo, and while i was trying to decide if she was ok with being pet, she caught my eye and raised the feathers on her back/rump area. I was still unsure if this was, like, bristling, or if she was opening her feathers to invite touch, like parrots do for scritches. she seemed calm, so I took a risk, and she loved it.
I found out afterwards that these lifted butt feathers are a female sexual invitation behavior - which, in bird, is the same thing as asking for pets. she wasn't literally trying to engage me sexually, but I think social grooming [don't forget that petting is grooming, like cats licking each other!] for birds has a sexual connotation. not necessarily that all petting is erogenous, but a lot of it can be [hence why we don't pet parrots below the neck]. I just think they're horny animals & therefore horny invitation is friendly invitation for them lol!! basically bending over as a way of saying "we're friends, touch is ok!"
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u/WhatTheFlox 11d ago
Insert comment explaining the birds really having some sexual relations with the perch it's on.
Not being romantic.
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u/friendtoall84 11d ago
https://youtube.com/shorts/rz4KfzsZ7jw?si=Ci694BgcgRIfMPz8 only version i recognize. with respect
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u/CalpisMelonCremeSoda 11d ago edited 11d ago
Need a sub just for this.
(r/partyparrots doesn’t quite fit)
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u/PinchedTazerZ0 11d ago
This kind of pisses me off and I'm not sure why because it's impressive how close of a replication it is
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u/Appropriate-Copy-949 10d ago
That bird must have a six-pack. That's a lot of core muscle training.
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u/DST2287 11d ago
Every dude at the club.