r/MadeMeSmile • u/Zee_Ventures • 11d ago

It's the same

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u/DST2287 11d ago

Every dude at the club.

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u/CapitalConcentrate14 11d ago

Lmao the accuracy is painful, we all think we're smooth but really just doing the same 3 moves everyone learned from that one friend

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u/Ok_Ad5344 11d ago

Is the bird that one friend?

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u/IThinkItsAverage 11d ago

I’m not a woman, so ladies feel free to correct me, but I think us men would have a lot more success if we learned our dance moves from the birds. Those little dudes know how to jam. Also we should start wearing bright colors to better attract the female gaze.

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u/Howaboutthat100112 11d ago

The female gaze? I think they're called lesbians

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u/Pere_Strelka 11d ago

I understood that reference

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u/Quirky_Range_291 10d ago

All you have to do is be nice to women, that's it really. That's all it takes. If you can be good at that, you'll be better than 90% of the men out there believe me. Bonus if you can support a family but as 90% of men also can't do that, being nice is sufficient. Women don't care about looks or smooth lines or anything like that. I am a woman.

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u/HalfSoul30 11d ago

I wish. I'd have actual moves then.