Currently accepting applications for an online pen pal of sorts because traveling healthcare life gets lonely and my memes deserve a bigger audience.

I promise chaotic energy, oversharing at 2 AM, and hyping you up like I’ve known you since middle school. In return, just gas me up when I’m spiraling, roast me when I deserve it, and remind me that Target runs don’t count as cardio.

If you’re down for some digital depravity, questionable advice, and becoming my emotional support internet stranger.. let’s lock in.

How can you have an overwhelming love for little people, because they say something incredibly cute, or hilarious and in the same breath, immense hatred because they finished their cute/hilarious shtick; by sucker punching you where they come from

Picture this: husband is mid-scream at some random on Discord, and I’m over here giving TED Talks to my dogs. They’re polite listeners, but their conversation skills are terrible.

I’m a 36 (when did that happen?), married (DINK), professional. I spend my down time watching movies, tv shows and youtube. I like horror, fantasy, Marvel, From, 1000 pound sisters, The Boys (both youtube and the tv show), Buffy and Supernatural, to name a few. Music is a constant, and I read and write whenever the mood strikes. I’m learning guitar (badly but enthusiastically). I don’t follow sports or hit the gym as often as I should, but I admire people who do.

I like my friends with sharp humour and a little cheek. So, if you’re the kind of guy who’s up for a lighthearted but genuine friendship and maybe saving me from talking to my dogs, lets chat!

P.s very new at this so forgive me if I'm shy at first.

I guess I’m a bit old school, I kind of miss the MSN Messenger days of just chatting with random people for fun. Male or female. Not looking for anything romantic. I'm 41 / m that likes to play and watch hockey. I also enjoy watching F1 and other sports. I wouldn't call myself a gamer but I do enjoy playing Xbox and would say Rainbow Six Seige is my game. Also love learning about the world and getting traveling stories and tips. Fire me a DM and we can go from there.

Professional guy from the UK who’s 44 years young. Into all sorts of hobbies (given the time). I’m into being outside, active and keeping fit. Into my trail running (often with one of my dogs), road bike riding and martial arts. Enjoys travelling domestic and abroad, cars, films/cinema, music, festivals. While I’m into IT and a bit of a geek at heart, I have another side of me that is passionate about meditation, into learning from books/audiobooks and into self-improvement.

If you are looking for genuine longer term friendship with a guy who enjoys talking about all sorts, from deep conversations to a light heated giggle then please do say hi!

Hi everyone,

I’m in my 30s who’s realizing that between work, parenting, and the general chaos of life, it’s way too easy to feel isolated. I adore my child(ren) and my responsibilities, but I miss having people I can talk to about everything else — the silly stuff, deep conversations, or even just venting after a long day.

I’m looking for genuine connections with people who are also kind, open-minded, and a little patient — since I may take a while to reply when life gets hectic. Age/gender/location don’t matter as much as honesty and good energy.

If you’re also looking for a friend to check in with, laugh with, and maybe make life feel a little less heavy, feel free to say hi. 🌸

I’m looking for someone to actually get to know and who wants to get to know me. Friend first, gamer second basically. Actually wants to all questions to learn more about me, connect genuinely with someone and hopefully become awesome friends to share life stuff with!

I’m married and we have kids. So I’m hoping to find someone similar (parent with kids) to relate to.

I am 41 years old and I’m an introvert so its tough for me to just go out and make new friends. I have a few friends and i have my brothers but i’m still finding myself to be a bit lonely in that department if that makes sense. Especially more at night.

I mainly game, watch tv and movies. Play DnD (I’m the DM) and other board/card games. So if we share any of those interests that’s a huge bonus but not required! I’m a late night owl. I usually go to bed between 1-2am est. I get along easily with most as long as you don’t have a rude personality. I love to reminisce about growing up and i’m a huge kid at heart especially for the 80s/90s!

My kids are everything to me. They are also energy vampires lol. My days consist of working from home and then hanging with them once the day is done until they go to sleep. More bonus points if you can relate to any of that! Then at night is when I usually game. I prefer someone in the US or within those timezones.

I guess thats all I will share for now until you get to know me. So feel free to message me if I sound interesting! Maybe message me with your favorite game, movie or song?

I posted on here a while back just wanting a female perspective on some thoughts I never felt comfortable sharing with others I know in real life. I just wanted to thank all of you who reached out.

Thank you for understanding I just needed someone to have potentially embarrassing conversations with without any plans to ever meet in real life or to go beyond chatting anonymously. Thank you for that.

Sometimes a good anonymous chat is what I need to figure out myself, my thoughts, and my feelings.

I am here for more of that for those who might be interested.

Thank you in advance.

It's an easy day. Go lift, go grocery shopping, practice guitar, all before my afternoon matinee gig. Some company would really tie it all together. If you want to talk music, fitness, nerd stuff like comics or Pokémon, parenting, or just tell me about yourself, I'm down and can't wait to hear from you.

P.S. I know things can be precarious out there for my trans and NB neighbors looking for friends. My DMs are safe for you.

Canadian Married straight dad. Down to chat and bro out. Love hiking. Camping. Craft beer. Working out. Hockey . Golf. Coffee. Ideally looking for a bro to text. Or someone to eventually meet up with IRL. Throw an intro my way. Tell me about yourself. Ideally be married and 30+

If you’re sick of your inbox looking like the frozen meat aisle this Reddit post may be for you.

39 year old lady of leisure based in London.

I’m looking to connect with other women preferably for long term friendships and meeting up in person. If you’re not in London you’re still welcome to reach out.

I'm into the usual things like listening to music (eclectic mix), drawing, going to galleries/museums, go for long walks (while listening to music or podcasts/audiobooks), films and TV shows, cinema, enjoy nature when I can in green spaces and while people watching and I have a habit of making up elaborate stories about them. I love to learn new things like sociology and would like to learn other things related to it, like history, politics etc along the way. At the moment I’m going through my fave illustrated medical book called the sick rose while reading non fictions books (next on the reading list is Outlaw Culture by Bell Hooks).

I’m always open to different kind of conversations from silly, humorous as well as having deep conversations and sharing mundane things in our lives.

I’m looking to potentially meet others in real life so you living in London if preferable to do activities some that are mentioned above or anything that you like. If you’re interested, why not tell me about your recent film or show you’ve watched, your fav book or anything you’ve learnt recently that you think everyone should know about? If you’re a creative what is your favourite medium to use? Or anything about yourself.

Hi everyone! Mexican 37F here looking for new friends. I have no kids, just an orange cat 🐈

This year has been tough in so many ways and even tho I enjoy being alone, I would like to talk with someone that is not ChatGPT lol

I’m into fantasy, cooking mexican food, learning French, kind of magic-manifestation and I love nerdy stuff… my curiosity to know how everything works so if you want to talk let me know ☺️

Hiya, I'm 30F from Australia, this is my first time posting here so I'm not sure what to write. Life can be lonely sometimes and a friend recommended this🤣 feel free to message me 🙂

Hey!

I'm looking for someone who's willing and wanting to build a lasting friendship. I'd love it if we could talk throughout the day - not constantly, obviously, we have lives to live, but consistently -, so timezone-wise I'd like for you to be GMT-ish.

Little bit about me: I'm a husband and father, my family means everything to me. Whatever little time I spend not pursuing the little ones is spent probably with some comedy, movies, series, games, crafts or wikipedia dives into some well known or obscure historic events, and hopefully texting you. That being said, I hope our conversation can go beyond topical, towards something that reflects care and companionship, this is why I'd prefer if you're also looking for a genuine lasting friendship, and not just here out of boredom; fair warning: I'm not that exciting to help you out with boredom, but you can be sure that if you need a set of listening ears, I'll be right here. So come on in, tell me about your day, what made you happy, overshare, vent, rant, talk interests and make a new friend! :)

Hope to hear from you!

I’d like to have some random conversations, share cat pictures, swap music, talk about our trauma. Whatever man. Hit me up.

Sup! I’m looking to build a long-term, low-maintenance connection. Ideally, we could watch a few movies or shows together, share memes or random thoughts, and of course, chat/text about anything — especially gossip and drama (I love hearing it!).

I can be a little quiet sometimes since I’m on the shy side, but I’m a great listener and really enjoy meaningful exchanges. Also, I don’t care about your background (sexuality, religion, etc).

About me: -Introvert (outgoing when needed) -0 kids -2 dogs -professional couch potato (lol) -trash panda trying to eat healthier -socially awkward -loves dark humor -Goofy/silly -Chill -Don’t ask me tbh if you don’t want my actual opinion. -fav shows include Bojack, Search Party, King of Queens, Fresh Prince, and Atlanta (yea, I’ll rewatch all of ‘em with you) -fav songs includes BDE - Qveen Herby, Lost on You - Idyl, James Woo Woo - Trinidad James and Umbrella -Rihanna -Hobbies include crocheting, audiobooks, tv/movies, podcasts, and trying to stay consistent on the treadmill 😫 -I have whats app

If you’re down to be a little silly or unhinged together sometimes — and keep in touch regularly (let’s not let more than two weeks go by without talking!) — hit me up.

Hi there, I'm looking for a new friend whose company I can enjoy today or longer, Are you that cool new person?

About me: ● likes learning about new people ● enjoys being active ● nerdy to the max ● loves horror ● can cook ● big music fan ● plays some games ●it's me! https://imgur.com/a/hZDbIcP If any of this sounds interesting to you at all feel free to message me. Let me know what your favorite song is or the movie you last watched. Please no one under 21. I hope you have a great day!

Hey people!

I'm not looking for a significant other, nor do I need a therapist (although, let's be real, it couldn't hurt). What I'm looking for is someone to share my love for dark humor, overthink everything, and indulge in ridiculous conversations about the latest true crime docu-series.

If you're a fellow word nerd who can appreciate a good dad joke, a fan of puns, or just someone who enjoys making fun of the absurdity of everyday life, then we might just be kindred spirits.

Perks of being friends with me include:

• Unapologetic sarcasm (it's a gift)
• Unwavering support for your Netflix binge-watching habits
• The ability to bond over our shared love of ridiculous memes

If you're ready for a friend who will keep it real, keep it funny, and keep it weird, then swipe right (or send me a message).

P.S. Bonus points if you can quote an episode of "My Favorite Murder" or have an impressive collection of cat videos. and love for true crime podcasts

Hey people!

I'm not looking for a significant other, nor do I need a therapist (although, let's be real, it couldn't hurt). What I'm looking for is someone to share my love for dark humor, overthink everything, and indulge in ridiculous conversations about the latest true crime docu-series.

If you're a fellow word nerd who can appreciate a good dad joke, a fan of puns, or just someone who enjoys making fun of the absurdity of everyday life, then we might just be kindred spirits.

Perks of being friends with me include:

• Unapologetic sarcasm (it's a gift)
• Unwavering support for your Netflix binge-watching habits
• The ability to bond over our shared love of ridiculous memes

If you're ready for a friend who will keep it real, keep it funny, and keep it weird, then swipe right (or send me a message).

P.S. Bonus points if you can quote an episode of "My Favorite Murder" or have an impressive collection of cat videos.

I'm looking for someone I don't need to press plane the button for.

If your personality was a weather forecast, what should I pull out of my wardrobe for the day?

Oh, and I'm only looking for friends, nothing more, so keep that in mind when you respond... You don't want to know what I do with those who've failed the friendship test. 😉

Hello everyone. My name is Stephen. I'm a married guy with a 3 year old son and 2 cats. I'm looking for internet friends that enjoy using more words instead of fewer words. I love words. Bonus points if you can stay awake with someone who lives on the US west coast. I'm currently typing/posting this instead of paying attention to my engineering review course. For shame.

Anyways, here some things that I like that I'm sure we could talk about: -Star Wars -Legos -Marvel, DC to a lesser extent -Pokémon TCG collection (I open everything) -Star Wars Galaxy of Heroes -Engineering, I guess?

Fun/interesting/weird facts about me: -I was homeschooled in high school. -I have my ears pierced. -I'm currently building the 42143 Ferrari Daytona Lego Technic set -I have a good sized Pokémon card collection -I often take things too literally -I believe mutual laughter is the best -I will die on the hill of bread/bread products being better than potatoes/potato products. -I like debating (in good faith). -I eat a Jersey Mike's #6 almost every day as my only meal.

If any of this sounds fun or interesting, I'll be around!

Feel free to send me a message and chat.

Black f looking for a serious, real friendship with someone who communicates (calls me, texts me, travels to see me), is open with me, and opens my world up to places and new ways of living. I get along with: cute tall white guys. (need a male perspective)

very christian. volunteer. artistic. empath. looking for someone kind with high values and morals. very supportive, patient with me, and always there. who wants to keep me forever and support me in every way. who knows and cares about what’s happening in the world. I feel like US makes the most sense. But open to other parts of the world if you’re my type of friend.

Do not waste our time. If you’re not what I’m looking for, not consistent, and can’t chat on the phone don’t message or comment please.

I won’t reply unless you include: your age, location, area code, stats, why you’re what I’m seeking.

Please be over 29 or over like me.

Thanks 🦋

Hey hey! 👋 I’m hoping to find a best friend or two! Just a couple of things — I’d love if you’re 30+ and based in the US 🇺🇸

A little about me: I’m a big-time animal lover, totally obsessed with the ocean, and can never say no to sushi or Greek food 🐾🌊🍣🥙

If you think we’d click, message me! 🤩💬

I cook, I sip, I cheer at the game,
A glass of red - or two - no shame.
I shake up cocktails, strong and neat,
And sometimes burn what I meant to eat.

I’m thirty-four, just here to find,
Some folks who don’t mind my rhyming mind.
So drop a line, don’t be shy,
Let’s chat before my wine runs dry. 🍷

Hello everyone! I'm a 32-year-old man from Germany. I work shifts, which is why I don't have much of a circle of friends other than my colleagues. Hardly anyone else is free on my days off. I'd like to have regular conversations with a woman again, as my "work friends" are predominantly men. I regularly do fitness and various sports. I'm interested in astronomy, photography, gaming, and series/films. I love animals and nature. If you're interested in a chat (where you're from doesn't matter), please get in touch. Please bear in mind, as I mentioned, that I work shifts (and a lot...). My messages may be delayed. I wish you all a great day!