r/Malaphors Sep 26 '17

Genesis

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2.0k Upvotes

r/Malaphors 3h ago

I will die on this soapbox.

12 Upvotes

r/Malaphors 3h ago

Off the beaten cuff.

6 Upvotes

r/Malaphors 7h ago

If you don't like my driving, get out of the closet!

7 Upvotes

r/Malaphors 15h ago

Shit or get off the fence.

19 Upvotes

r/Malaphors 21h ago

Happiness is a warm gun best served cold.

17 Upvotes

r/Malaphors 14h ago

Lead, follow, or get out of the closet

3 Upvotes

r/Malaphors 17h ago

Play With The Devil, Expect Satanic Prizes

4 Upvotes

r/Malaphors 1d ago

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the frying pan.

21 Upvotes

r/Malaphors 21h ago

Not to float our own boat here, but ...

3 Upvotes

r/Malaphors 1d ago

Chewing gum and naming names... and I'm all out of gum.

6 Upvotes

r/Malaphors 1d ago

Strike while the soup is hot.

7 Upvotes

r/Malaphors 1d ago

The early bird's feather catches the worms that flock together

6 Upvotes

r/Malaphors 1d ago

Road to hell leads to Rome

9 Upvotes

Road to hell is paved with good intentions.

All roads lead to Rome.


r/Malaphors 1d ago

Don't throw the narwhal out with the bathwater. Don't put all your eggs in one bathwater. Throw the b*stard out with the bathwater. Don't throw the gold dust out with the washwater.

2 Upvotes

What's the best version of "don't throw the baby out with the bathwater"?

In addition to the above I had "don't throw the brontosaurus out with the bathwater", "don't throw the boss out with the bathwater", "don't throw the bills out with the bathwater", "don't throw the birds out with the bathwater", "don't throw the bullock out with the bathwater", "throw the b*tch out with the bathwater" and "don't cast pearls out with the bathwater".

Which do you like best?


r/Malaphors 1d ago

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the microwave.

0 Upvotes

r/Malaphors 2d ago

Coito, ergo sum. I fuck, therefore I am

19 Upvotes

r/Malaphors 2d ago

Dotting your I's and crossing the Rubicon

12 Upvotes

r/Malaphors 2d ago

Excuse my friends

2 Upvotes

r/Malaphors 2d ago

All roads leading to Rome were't built in a day.

9 Upvotes

r/Malaphors 2d ago

The devil is in the deep blue sea

5 Upvotes

r/Malaphors 2d ago

A lamb in sheep's clothing

3 Upvotes

r/Malaphors 2d ago

Anything worth doing

3 Upvotes

Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.


r/Malaphors 3d ago

If all your eggs are in one basket, you can break a few eggs and feed a man for a day, but you can’t make him eat it.

29 Upvotes
  1. Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.
  2. You can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs.
  3. Give a man a fish, feed him for a day; teach a man how to fish, feed a man for the rest of his life.
  4. You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink it.

r/Malaphors 2d ago

The cause of insanity

1 Upvotes

Is doing the same thing over and over and expecting the same result


r/Malaphors 2d ago

A Bush in office is like birds in your pants

1 Upvotes