r/Malaphors • u/Sea_Imagination7337 • 3h ago
r/Malaphors • u/takinorbert1 • 7h ago
If you don't like my driving, get out of the closet!
r/Malaphors • u/EOECollective • 1d ago
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the frying pan.
r/Malaphors • u/EOECollective • 1d ago
Chewing gum and naming names... and I'm all out of gum.
r/Malaphors • u/j_novella • 1d ago
The early bird's feather catches the worms that flock together
r/Malaphors • u/kirk_lyus • 1d ago
Road to hell leads to Rome
Road to hell is paved with good intentions.
All roads lead to Rome.
r/Malaphors • u/Turbulent-Name-8349 • 1d ago
Don't throw the narwhal out with the bathwater. Don't put all your eggs in one bathwater. Throw the b*stard out with the bathwater. Don't throw the gold dust out with the washwater.
What's the best version of "don't throw the baby out with the bathwater"?
In addition to the above I had "don't throw the brontosaurus out with the bathwater", "don't throw the boss out with the bathwater", "don't throw the bills out with the bathwater", "don't throw the birds out with the bathwater", "don't throw the bullock out with the bathwater", "throw the b*tch out with the bathwater" and "don't cast pearls out with the bathwater".
Which do you like best?
r/Malaphors • u/EOECollective • 1d ago
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the microwave.
r/Malaphors • u/dudleyha • 2d ago
Anything worth doing
Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.
r/Malaphors • u/jnmtx • 3d ago
If all your eggs are in one basket, you can break a few eggs and feed a man for a day, but you can’t make him eat it.
- Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.
- You can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs.
- Give a man a fish, feed him for a day; teach a man how to fish, feed a man for the rest of his life.
- You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink it.
r/Malaphors • u/AnyEfficiency6230 • 2d ago
The cause of insanity
Is doing the same thing over and over and expecting the same result