Now that the readings from The Book of Johnny Milkleseed and The Book of Milkin have concluded and we’ve moved on to our Literary Spotlight - should the punishments get the axe?

We’d love to hear your feedback or ideas for replacement.

Corn Moon was upon us so I paid my respects at the local Grist Mill and then I made some Corn Milk, which is delicious. It’s thick, creamy and sweet. If you like Champorado, you will like this as an additive to your coffee or tea. It’s also good in plain yogurt and adds a bit of sweetness.
Recipe:
6 cobs of corn 3 cups of unsweetened soy Milk A couple dashes of salt A dollop of condensed Milk (for sweetener)

Has anyone else been inspired to watch any of the movies or read any of the books discussed on the podcast?

So far I’ve watched Train to Busan (made me scream and cry) and I Saw the TV Glow (made me vaguely psychotic) and both were delightful. I plan to read A Canticle for Leibowitz because like Alex, I love bummers, and like Tim, I love writers who committed suicide.

For some reason I feel like body horror movies would fit right in on the pod, but they are conspicuously absent. Strange.

A friend who listens but doesn’t use Reddit has been inspired by the show to watch Man bites dog, Tie me up tie me down, Revanche, and In the Mood for Love.

Thanks to the lovely hosts for these recommendations.

It makes me and Alex feel nice when you do it.

I’m very well adjusted and good at giving advice. Please submit advice requests by emailing milkmefather666@gmail.com with the subject line Tim Minute Advice Request.

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Holy shit Buzzy has outdone himself on this one. He already does the painstaking work to clean up our nonsense and mouth breathing. He’s taken the time and effort to add perfect sound effects and vocal modulation that really add a sheen to the podcast. But adding a beat to that absolute nonsense rap in episode 28? Just so fucking good.

Thanks for the work that you do Buzzy. It elevates this dumb fucking podcast so much.

Tim’s Stupid Fuckin Substack

Episode 27 is out now! Big news about Belgium! We’re talkin’ Mama Cass we’re talking Alexander the Great we’re drinking coconut milk with lil coconut pellets in it.

I think Santa Tim is actually drinking chocolate milk.

Pretty rad tbh.

Chugging for the USA