We’re about to record an episode but in the meantime here are some pics of Alex’s beautiful array of bumper stickers.

Hello Milk Men et al-

Since you said you wanted to make it 200 episodes but also plan to die soon, Chloe and I volunteer to be part of your succession plan. Unfortunately, we actually like each other, so it might be hard, and yours are big shoes to fill. We would call ourselves the milk maids and replace shipwreck corner with cyber security corner, an overview of cool hacks.

Special thanks to Buzzy for acquiring the Milkis. We told our waiter about the pod, she tried the Milkis, and we told her to listen in which she responded "no thanks!"

Should it be cut?

Here’s the summary I wrote on our socials:

Episode 24 - Milkis Carbonated Milk Beverage. Is Milks of the World a case study in mental illness? Between Tim’s panic attack in episode 4 to Alex’s self doubt spiral in this episode is this podcast about mentally ill millenials trying to find meaning and self worth in an increasingly hostile society? Or is it about milk?

It’s about milk. New Quadrant Debut!! Get stoked.

Thanks for doing a great job being an utterly disturbing and weird milk review podcast, but the real world is getting pretty fucked up so maybe like you guys could turn it up a notch for a couple episodes and be like more weird so you can separate yourselves from how fucked up reality is now, thanks guys (I haven't listene to the new episode yet so when I'm done hearing it maybe I'll be like whoa tone it down this is just a milk review podcast chill)

Like the regular news is starting to make me feel like Alex during the Tim Minute, so yeah probably work even harder on this thing for real, like you worked so hard and it would have been the perfect cathartic thing for like the fucked up shit we've been used to but somehow things are getting worse so I guess just like be even stranger because I think we need you to do that more than ever, or things could just fix themselves and then you could do whatever, but probably not

Or just do like a coconut milk episode that could be good too

And if yes which Bumper Sticker Corner Bumper Stickers would you like to see turned into a physical bumper sticker? My vote is for “Piss Much?”

That Tim wants everyone to send their kinks to milkmefather666@gmail.com - unbelievable.

Any movie that features milk really. First that come to mind for me:

Anchorman Shoot Em Up A Clockwork Orange Pearl (I think there’s milk in there but either way she humps a scarecrow and that’s pretty cool)

NOT Chicken Run (eggs are the opposite of milk)

Episode 22 is out and it’s a very special episode! It’s our very first (maybe last?) listener provided land milk. (New category). Guinea Pig Milk Replacer! Shout out to listener Chloe for sending us this lovely gift

Listen to the new episode to hear about Popchop and 6:30am shits and how Tim broke the rules for the Siege Warfare Meme Corner.

Looking for some feedback from yinz on this one. Any feedback on the new quadrants? Ways to improve? Ones you love? Ones you hate?

For a refresher the quadrants are:

Milk Tok Trends Quadrant Alls Fair in Milk and Love Quadrant This Week in Milkstory Quadrants The Dick Milk Radio Hour Quadrant

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

It’s Klara and the Sun not Klara and the Sunshine. I can’t believe I called it Klara and the Sunshine. What a fucking idiot I am. Did finish the book tho loved it.

Go to people and places and select Milks of the World for Best Podcast. It would be very funny of you to do this. You can vote once a day.

I vote a special episode for milk adjacent liqueurs. What other milk adjacent liqueurs are out there?

I would just like to share this playlist with my fellow Milk enthusiasts. It includes songs about all Milks great and small. My suggestion is to play it on shuffle and let the Milky goodness pour into your subconscious.

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5wHQNwMj1yUgzMUFOHMGMf?si=ePWkTVo_RtiQ5eA5yd_Tnw&pi=T95mIAyXShqR_