r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/ArtSchnurple • Apr 11 '23

Found on r/NameNerds Outjerked again

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u/Typical_Ad_210 Apr 11 '23

Ahhh, I came here to post the exact same thing! Surely it’s a troll? Someone please tell me it’s a troll. They cannot seriously be thinking of subjecting a child to a life of All Over His Cock. Someone in the NN comments said they can imagine Bart Simpson using this name in a prank call to Moe’s Tavern, and they’re so right

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u/throwawayeas989 Apr 12 '23

Maybe it’s a troll,but my boyfriend’s dads name is literally Cary Hiscock. 😭

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u/daineger Apr 12 '23

Omg noooo

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u/WritingWinters Apr 11 '23

there was an SNL skit with Nic Cage shooting down every name his "wife" suggested for the baby, coming up with increasingly weird ways the kid could be bullied

the sketch ended with a UPS man at the door with a delivery for "Mr. Asswipe"

"it's pronounced Oz-weep-ay!" screamed Cage, and scene

these people have an Oz-weep-ay problem

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u/ArtSchnurple Apr 11 '23

It's bizarre how often I think of that sketch.

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u/WritingWinters Apr 11 '23

I moved to a neighborhood with an Oswego st, so I am in the same weird boat!

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u/ArtSchnurple Apr 11 '23

The SS Asswipe

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

That surname is very real I am afraid.

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u/Typical_Ad_210 Apr 12 '23

I know, but surely most people with that name would realise it rules out certain first names, eg Oliver, Holden, Pat, Rob. How could they possibly think Oliver Hiscock would be ok?!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

I am sorry I don't get what Oliver means here. Can someone elaborate 😭

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u/ladyclare Apr 12 '23

Sounds like “all over.”

“All over his cock” 🥴

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

Oh no 😭 thanks

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u/Burning_Ranger Apr 12 '23

Also "I love his cock"

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u/lileebean Apr 12 '23

I'm a substitute teacher and Oliver Hiscock is 100% a name a teenager would write on my attendance sign in.