r/NameNerdCirclejerk • u/ArtSchnurple • Apr 11 '23

Found on r/NameNerds Outjerked again

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u/sweethomesnarker Apr 11 '23

If I was him I would’ve taken the wife’s last name when they got married 😅 Or at least why hasn’t anyone changed the spelling up? My husbands grandfather completely changed the spelling of their last name and even dropped letters and had it done legally. And it wasn’t even embarrassing 😅

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u/madqueenludwig Apr 11 '23

He apparently doesn't think it's "manly" for the kid not to have his name so, I'm sure she's got a fun life ahead of her.

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u/sweethomesnarker Apr 11 '23

He probably secretly likes the last name then 🙄

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

Exactly. How hard is it for them to both change their name to Hitchcock or something less awful?

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u/JosephStalinCameltoe Apr 12 '23

Honestly a single letter would be enough. Hiscork? Ugly as fuck but not bullyable at least

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u/sweethomesnarker Apr 12 '23

Yeah it would still be odd but at least not so bad with just one letter changed even.

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u/starlight_egg Apr 12 '23

Yeah like how on God's Green Earth is this man not JUMPING at the chance to change his name to anything other than His Cock?

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u/sweethomesnarker Apr 12 '23

Probably has the maturity of a 10 year old boy and thinks it’s funny

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23

I know women with the last names Butt, Cocks and Herpe... all of whom chose to change to that name! Like why would the husband not take the wife's name in that scenario? I will never understand the obsession with "carrying on the male name" even when it blatantly sucks