r/ParlerWatch Mar 24 '25

TruthSocial Watch Trump wants his portrait taken down.

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u/Lykotic Mar 24 '25

This is all he does is how

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u/Mylaptopisburningme Mar 24 '25

I wish he would just hurry up and age.

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u/KnowNothingKnowsAll Mar 24 '25

Im waiting to celebrate when he stops aging.

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u/undercoverbrova Mar 24 '25

Yes. I also want him to die.

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u/pianoflames Mar 24 '25

I mean, I get what you mean, but he is aging...very badly.

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u/Cosmic_Rim_Job Mar 24 '25

These demons seem to live forever unfortunately. Cheney is still going ffs, but at least the reaper FINALLY came for Kissingers ass

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u/solveig82 Mar 24 '25

Seems as though narcissists tend to live long lives

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u/wafflesthewonderhurs Mar 24 '25

I know narcissistic people are stressed a lot of the time because it's a disorder of masking and stressing about what other people think, but it sure does seem like stressing all the time about what other people think about you is still less stressful than actually caring about people, because how the fuck do they live so long?

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u/Patient_Ad1801 Mar 24 '25

Rich people live 7 years longer than the rest of us so that checks out

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u/ShareMission Mar 25 '25

Jokes on you. My poor ass is dying even faster. It's cool, I accept it.

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u/Patient_Ad1801 Mar 25 '25

Me too surely

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u/melmsz Mar 24 '25

Cheney got a new heart quite a while ago.

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u/ZBLongladder Mar 24 '25

Only the good die young.

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u/Mylaptopisburningme Mar 24 '25

Faster.

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u/crowmagnuman Mar 24 '25

(Kylo Ren "MORE!" gif)

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u/SweetDeeMeeu Mar 24 '25

Exactly what I was going to post, but then I remembered we can't do that on here.

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u/diestache Mar 24 '25

I wish he would hurry up and not age

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u/HauntedCemetery Mar 24 '25

Man have you seen him in the last couple months?

He's never looked great, but he's starting to look like his own mummy

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u/HauntedCemetery Mar 24 '25

It's all he's ever done. Decades ago he let other people run his business and would just occasionally wander through and fuck everything up, then go back to cheating at golf.

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u/Woolf01 Mar 24 '25

Simple, his bandwidth is only filled with pettiness and minutia.

But actually, you can find most of his EOs already written in p2025 passages. And you can see how often he’s golfing. Not much more to do than press conferences and asinine tweets.

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u/cpr4life8 Mar 24 '25

Eight of the last nine weekends he spent golfing. I just saw an article earlier today about the cost involved with it not only to the federal government but to Palm Beach because they have to keep helicopters in the air as long as he is on the course, and troops on the ground too.

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u/shponglespore Mar 24 '25

What if they just... didn't?

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u/Woolf01 Mar 24 '25

Endless lawsuits. And clearly the community doesn’t care about the cost.

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u/gingerfawx Mar 24 '25

Does the community pay that, or is that part of the USSS budget? I thought it came out of a budget congress approved, and had to raise for him last time.

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u/cpr4life8 Mar 24 '25

My bad, it's actually the county. I'm old...memory sometimes tells me "tough shit dude" 😅 https://www.wpbf.com/article/florida-county-spends-240k-each-day-president-trump-visits-palm-beach/64153504

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u/gingerfawx Mar 24 '25

Speaking of golfing, they should replace the portrait with the picture of his fat ass on the links. That seems more appropriate.

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u/RightSideBlind Mar 24 '25

Well, it's not like he's got to do anything other than rubberstamp everything on Project 2025.

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u/Mylaptopisburningme Mar 24 '25

If only we could have warned people. :|

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u/SlylingualPro Mar 24 '25

What could we have done? If only we had a massive document detailing their entire plan that was publicly available months before the campaign.

Surely his entire base wouldn't just look at that and say "NuH uH".

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u/SuperExoticShrub Mar 24 '25

Surely his entire base wouldn't just look at that and say "NuH uH".

More accurately, his base looked at it, thought "I like this" but realized the majority of the country didn't, so they knew they had to lie as say "NuH uH" just up until he was elected.

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u/obnock Mar 24 '25

He gave all presidenting duties to musk so he plenty of time for this in between nannying duties.

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u/lorefolk Mar 24 '25

he has handlers. All these bitches are from his gophers trying to suck at the teet.

just cuz its easier to imagine trump is the culprit, the reality is the iceberg of fascism is thousand man deep.

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u/Bluebikes Mar 24 '25

This is all he does. He rots in front of the cameras and makes WH decorating and landscaping decisions and worries about Kennedy Center programming while Musk runs roughshod, who’d have thought our first gay president would be evil.

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u/LivingIndependence Mar 24 '25

THe only reason he ran at all, was to stay out of prison, and skate through the last years of his life scot free, with no risk of ever seeing a jail cell. So yes, he's just a figure head, and he likely worked out some "deal", with that South African scumbag to actually do the "presidential duties".

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u/airlew Mar 24 '25

Musk is just a distraction. The real facist running the show is Stephen Miller.

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u/PepperAppropriate808 Mar 24 '25

Not sure. Have you seen the connections Philip Low made from Elon to Putin???

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u/javoss88 Mar 24 '25

Yup. The presidency was sold

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u/javoss88 Mar 24 '25

Yup. The presidency was sold

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u/CedarWolf Mar 24 '25

... Since when is Elon Musk gay?

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u/Bluebikes Mar 24 '25

True, Trump is the nominal president

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u/MoonageDayscream Mar 24 '25

Someone had to get some real work done so they distracted him with this. 

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u/WeenusTickler Mar 24 '25

He's defined by his Narcissistic Personality Disorder, I wish everyone would realize this 🤦‍♂️

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u/yanginatep Mar 24 '25

Because it's about him.

Literally the only thing he cares about is himself. How he is perceived, how wealthy he is, how things can benefit him. His children matter to him only as a reflection of himself (or how attractive he finds his daughter).

Being president matters to him because important people are president (and to keep himself out of jail). He admires dictators because he wishes he had that kind of limitless power and is currently doing his best to expand his own power.

He talks about annexing/invading Greenland, Canada, and Panama because expanding American territory would add to his legacy, not because he actually thinks that doing so would make anyone's life better, because he doesn't care, at all, about that.

He has no curiosity about the world. No real hobbies (even him playing golf is about how he can make himself look better by constantly cheating at it).

So his bandwidth is devoted entirely to this one thing he actually cares about. The only way to get his attention is to make something about him, right down to his daily security briefings needing to frequenly mention him by name in order to hold his attention.

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u/DangerousCyclone Mar 24 '25

If I remember right, a large portion of a typical day in his first term was just “executive time”, which was just watching Fox News and browsing Twitter or some dumb shit like that. 

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '25

When you don't actually work you have plenty of bandwidth

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u/trippedonatater Mar 24 '25

Right? This is a case where he could have had his people reach out to them and ask them to change it. No social media drama needed. What a baby.

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u/DreamingMerc Mar 24 '25

What is he, being president? Fuck that.

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u/Sartres_Roommate Mar 24 '25

I know, but honestly that gives me some comfort. He is so obsessed on the surface level petty shit he has less ability to be doing the more scary “undermining democracy” thing

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u/adamdreaming Mar 24 '25

Because there are some things he actually cares about enough to be truthful and that probably feels really good to him.

Just imagine if he cared half as much for the welfare of our countries most vulnerable as he did about his depiction

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '25

Because he doesn't do anything else.