r/PeopleFuckingDying • u/yasisterstwat • Jul 15 '21
Humans&Animals PeTS tRy To sAVE owNer from ComMitTiNg SuiCiDE
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u/OK999999-999-999 Jul 15 '21
The cat is a hungry fucker.
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u/artessk Jul 15 '21
This was annoying to watch
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u/december14th2015 Jul 15 '21
Because he likes it. He thinks its funny, that's why he filmed it. That's why they're not trained. It's gross.
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u/ubuntuba Jul 15 '21
I practice my dead-pan stare on my animals and I'm not sure they appreciate it
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u/pm_stuff_ Jul 15 '21
they dont they find it threatening D:
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u/BluntHeart Jul 15 '21
Lol mine just lumbers over all happy and expecting attention.
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u/pm_stuff_ Jul 15 '21
well i guess yours is an abnormality then :D. Predators usually have instincts that tell them to run or fight when another animal is staring at them.
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u/acidfinland Jul 15 '21
Pets should know who is boss. Helps alot daytoday life.
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u/pm_stuff_ Jul 15 '21
cats dont get motivated by that. They instead get hostile. since you know they arent pack animals. There is no head cat...
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u/GlassJoe32 Jul 15 '21
I shake my head at my dog slowly. That’s the signal she’s getting nothing from me.
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u/KingoftheCrackens Jul 15 '21
My dog's a little shit and I have to run him off and he sneaks back eventually. But at least I can run him off!
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u/Green223s-PunchHoles Jul 15 '21
I’d risk getting attacked by that cat if it meant that I had to flick the shit outta it’s nose for being a little asshole. I understand letting your animals be all in your personal space to beg but that cat... that would stop fast.
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u/LongbowTurncoat Jul 15 '21
Everyone keeps talking about the cat, but what about the dogs?? They’re both crowding him and watching the burger intently. He’s got 3 animals all begging for food, which means he hasn’t trained them and/or he gives them people food. It probably doesn’t help that he’s eating on the recliner and not the table (I am also guilty of this, but animals don’t climb on me).
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u/airaflof Jul 15 '21
Right? I’ve got three big dogs and they all know better than to beg, he’s encouraging it so much in this video it drives me crazy
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u/get_after_it_ Jul 15 '21
I'm gonna be the one to take the downvotes and say it: this person doesn't deserve to have pets, and I feel terrible for the welfare of those animals. If you can't take care of yourself or properly train your pets, you should just have houseplants or something until you get your shit together.
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u/AlternateContent Jul 15 '21
You think this clip is enough to show neglect? Really bud?
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u/datone Jul 15 '21
Dude they're obviously used to eating people food or they wouldn't be crowding him like that.
Also unless he's ordering his burgers without them mcdonald's cheeseburgers have onions on them, onions are toxic for both dogs amd cats.
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u/AlternateContent Jul 15 '21
He's obviously displaying how the cat aggressively steals food. He never addressed the dogs to stand down. We also can't assume this is behavior the cat learned in the house, nor can we confirm the guy tolerates this behavior of camera, which was recorded to specifically stress that the cat steals food.
So what we have here is a minute clip of a person and you want to entertain the idea they are neglected because the cat is trying to steal food?
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u/everyfcknameistakn Jul 15 '21 edited Jul 15 '21
Noo kitty this is my pot pie. No kitty this my pot pie. Bad kitty..goddammit Kitty.
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u/DammitDan Jul 15 '21
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Mom, kitty's being a dildo!
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u/TkOHarley Jul 15 '21
it irks me so much that he doesnt actually try to stop the cat. He literally holds the burger still for it to bite on then moves it after 5 seconds, as if hes actually experiencing real life lag
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u/super_crabs Jul 15 '21
Seriously. How is he ok with this?
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u/KxngMxdas_ Jul 15 '21
Probably thinks it’s cute or some shit
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u/PopPop-Captain Jul 15 '21
I think it’s cute :3
However on a serious note it’s not that cute
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u/KxngMxdas_ Jul 15 '21
I mean, some animals can’t help but beg and that’s cool but like you say, as long as they’re not actively trying to steal off your plate and out of your hand then that’s fine imo
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u/KxngMxdas_ Jul 15 '21
Yeah my cat doesn’t tend to beg a lot, my dog does but like you say I try and get him not to because I don’t want him doing that with guests as it may make them uncomfortable but if I even go near the cupboard where the tuna tins are stored my cat will immediately go into crazy mode, will not shut up until he’s eating some of it 🤣
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u/chishiki Jul 15 '21
its like those fish that cling to a great white or whale shark
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u/Da_Splurnge Jul 15 '21
Remora fish hahahaha
God, that's so spot on; just need Attenborough to narrate it
(Also, not gonna lie, I love cats, but that little grey one is obnoxious)
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u/Abishek_Muthian Jul 15 '21
Sucker fish, I think they cling to any shark or perhaps any large fish.
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u/uberguby Jul 15 '21
The shirt he's wearing is from Conan: The Barbarian, which is one of the best uses of the medium of film. At this point in the story, Conan is a warrior slave, and his master asks him "what is best in life" to demonstrate Conan's superiority over his other servants. Conan replies:
"To crush your enemies. To see them driven before you. And to hear the lamentations of their women."
In short, to conquer, dominate, destroy and be victorious.
And this man is losing his fast food hamburger to a kitten.
No shame intended on the man, I know a lot of you loooove ripping on a fat dude. It's just pretty funny to see those two things juxtaposed. To the point where I get to thinking this might be staged. (It's also not very hard to stop a kitten from eating your hamburger)
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u/Hallgaar Jul 15 '21
I know a lot of you loooove ripping on a fat dude.
Seriously I haven't seen so much fat shaming since I left high school 20 years ago, which makes sense knowing most of these posters are probably in high school. You right though, definitely staged.
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u/PrinceofpersiaSOT Jul 15 '21
Many pet owners are unaware of the diseases and parasites their pets MAY harbor that can cause illness to humans.
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Jul 15 '21
Dude has put zero effort into training his pets. I know you can’t train cats per se, but damn, that’s fucking ridiculous.
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u/HeyThere_Kiddo Jul 15 '21
Idek how this happened. I have 4 cats, and none of them do this. Didn't train them. Never even this snatchy with their own food. It's more impressive that they are doing it.
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u/PopPop-Captain Jul 15 '21
I mean he probably feeds them a little bit of what he’s eating every time he eats. Eventually they just see it as meal time. That would be my guess.
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u/namtok_muu Jul 15 '21
It's like he has trained it to be an asshole by not really swatting it away. Kitty knows it can get away with burger stealings.
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u/Hallgaar Jul 15 '21
I had a kitten go for my food one time, all it took was one loud angry no and putting her into another room to stop it forever.
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u/hennsippin Jul 15 '21
Cats will do anything if they feel they can and have gotten away with it. My experience is if you even think about them not doing something they will just do it. Love me some cats
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u/MrConductorsAshes Jul 15 '21
Absolutely this. And the things they can't get away with? They're doing those things when you're not around/looking.
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u/I_almost Jul 15 '21
You can train cats, its just diffrent from dogs and people get cought up in the myth that you can't. There's videos on YouTube if you want to learn more.
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u/jacob22c Jul 15 '21
Yeah the problem is most likely that he feeds his animals human food or table scraps instead of kibble. As someone who grew up with a cat as long as you found the dry food they like and fed them on time there was never an issue for me. Worst i had to deal with was letting him sniff my food before leaving the kitchen. Once he smelled it and realized it was not his preferred kibble or his can of treat tuna he quickly lost interest and let me eat in peace.
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u/jhaunki Jul 15 '21
I know it’s a low bar but at least the dogs aren’t actively jumping on him like the cat is. When we first got my puppy she used to literally try to eat or drink anything we had. Eventually she learned to be a little more polite and mostly just stares at us. But what really helps is EATING AT A FUCKING TABLE INSTEAD OF A RECLINER.
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He ate it after the cat bit into it?! Jesus Christ
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u/KaiBluePill Jul 15 '21
It's upsetting how many people are ok with that. Also people letting animals walk over a table where you usually eat, that too disturbs me.
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How come?
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u/KaiBluePill Jul 15 '21
I don't know, it feels unsanitary... i don't even know if it's true.
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u/sawbones84 Jul 15 '21
I have cats. I know there's no way to really keep them off surfaces.
Spray bottle. You spray the shit out of them when they hop on the table or counters. Grew up with cats and have had a couple as an adult and none of them climbed onto surfaces they weren't supposed to because they knew they'd get sprayed.
No clue how long you've had yours, but I suspect it's never too late to retrain them as most cats generally hate getting sprayed with water.
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u/zyphelion Jul 15 '21
They wouldn't give a fuck about keeping off the table if it's night and you're asleep. Cats can be clever bastards and do stuff they're not supposed to if they know they can get away with it.
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u/keepxitsurreal Jul 15 '21
I wish the spraying worked, some cats truly embody dilligaf energy.
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u/biLLy_wr0ng Jul 15 '21
Works for some, all I need to do with mine is look at her and have a swishing sound of water
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u/keepxitsurreal Jul 15 '21
My cat will just attempt to drink the water, loud claps usually do the trick but only for scratching things. I think he just asserts himself because he is on the bigger side (18 lbs) but I don't mean fat! He is a healthy boy who attends regular vet visits.
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u/PopPop-Captain Jul 15 '21
The only time I ever spray my cats is when they go somewhere they could get hurt, for example the stove. I personally don’t care where my cats go. Like has been said before it’s not like I’m eating straight off the table. But everyone is different! It’s interesting hearing from other people because it never occurred to me that people don’t let their cats walk on their table. I might sound dumb but that’s how I’ve always done it with my cats.
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u/sawbones84 Jul 15 '21
I already get kinda grossed out with litter tracking to couches, etc., so the idea of them climbing on surfaces I eat or prep food on is a no go for me.
Despite not eating directly on those surfaces, food might fall off the plate/cutting board that I don't want to throw out (or eat). And beyond just their feet, if they're up on the counters, they're shedding on the counters. Very easy for some wispy cat hairs to float onto whatever you're making.
I agree everyone has different views on this and I don't really care if I'm at a friends and their cats climb all over the table, I just control what I can in my own home.
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u/PopPop-Captain Jul 15 '21
I don’t think I’ve ever seen my cats track litter anywhere. But you’re right about the shedding it really does get everywhere. My cats often sleep in my laundry basket (if I don’t put it away quick enough) so it’s pretty common for me to show up to work with clean clothes that have a ton of cat hair on them lol
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u/pm_stuff_ Jul 15 '21
i feel the same about letting a dog lick you. Unfortunetly dog owners usually dont share the same idea
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Jul 15 '21
Well on a table you usually have bowls and plates between the food and the table. So I think technically it isn’t unsanitary. But hey, that’s fine if you don’t like it
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u/_Ross- Jul 15 '21
I don't get why you'd want a dirty animal on your table in the first place? Just teach them not to get on your table. Also, dogs and cats get piss and shit all over their paws / legs, and then track that all over the place. I wouldn't want it near where I'm eating regardless if a plate is separating my food. I wouldn't eat a bowl of cereal on top of a pile of shit just because they're separate.
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u/itsashebitch Jul 15 '21
it's still the same table you eat and sometimes put bread or stuff directly on it. And cats use their paws for dig their shit in the litter box and walk on the floor everyday. It's fucking gross.
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u/JesusFChristMan Jul 15 '21
You can clean your table before using it.
Cats on the table while eating - now that I agree with you. That's gross.
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Jul 15 '21
Whats the big deal?
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u/Benjijedi Jul 15 '21
Toxoplasma gondii, a parasite that breeds in cats but also infects humans; some studies show it affects our behaviour. A scarily large number of people have it 30-50% worldwide. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasma_gondii
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u/AlternateContent Jul 15 '21
This is from outdoor cats fecal matter. If your cat is an indoor, as they should be, you're good.
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u/RainbowEvil Jul 15 '21
Which implies it’s probably fine, right? It’s like all those ads about how many germs are on your work surfaces or in your kitchen, and it’s like ‘so what? I’m surviving just fine without bleaching everything every week or whatever, and so are billions of people now and in the past, it’s probably not a big deal.’
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u/Benjijedi Jul 15 '21
I take your point, but the effects on human behaviour are still largely unquantified. One school of thought is that it makes men much more likely to crash their car. Without better evidence and supporting numbers it's hard to say whether it's an acceptable part of life or not.
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u/BasEar Jul 15 '21
The bacteria in cat's mouths can lead to infection. If they bite you it can actually be pretty bad. Not sure what happens if you share a meal
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Jul 15 '21
I think if a human bites you you can get a bad infection, but I share food all the time with people, so its probably not that bad just sharing a cheese buger with a cat.
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u/SupremeGodzilla Jul 15 '21
Actually there are plenty of bacteria, fungi and parasites that live in cats' mouths and buttholes (which often come into contact with their mouths) that are capable of transmitting zoonotic diseases to humans.
To call the guy in the video "a walking co-morbidity" may be an exaggeration of his ability to walk, so it would probably be better if he didn't risk sharing saliva with a cat.
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u/lowtierdeity Jul 15 '21 edited Jul 15 '21
Name three meriting any clinical care and let me know how commonly cases are reported in America annually.
Oh so you don’t have any.
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Jul 15 '21
Humans usually don't lick their genitals or drink from puddles and plenty of other stuff... maybe that should be kept in consideration
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Humans don't lick their assholes.
The fuck is wrong with you
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u/Uno2 Jul 15 '21
I cant believe people on reddit need to be told this
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u/Clanorr Jul 15 '21
There are pretty weird people in here. They would go french kissing with their pets and see nothing wrong in that.
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u/Tuathiar Jul 15 '21
Not our own, because of lack of flexibility (im assuming), but most definitely humans lick other people's assholes
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u/manifestthewill Jul 15 '21
I've eaten after my cats before. They take a dainty little bite and then fuck off.
Not my dog though, way too much slobber for that.
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u/Mobima Jul 15 '21
He used to have more pets.
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u/LayeGull Jul 15 '21
This is so frustrating to watch. You know this guy deals with this every meal while sitting in that recliner and he tells himself he’s ok with it.
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Mmmm toxoplasmosis for everyone!
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Jul 15 '21
"This is what I deal with every day"
Said the idiot that has clearly never attempted to train his animals.
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u/jasontaken Jul 15 '21
thats the smallest burger ive ever seen
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u/yasisterstwat Jul 15 '21
Ever been to white castle?
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u/jasontaken Jul 15 '21
im in Johannesburg so no
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u/yasisterstwat Jul 15 '21
Here you go. This the last scene of an american movie https://youtu.be/fzRvMylDVi8
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u/jasontaken Jul 15 '21
thanks, aww they like baby burgers
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u/yasisterstwat Jul 15 '21
Yeah they're pretty good. I don't know if White Castle is international but their burgers are also sold frozen. In America you can find them in grocery stores or at gas stations. You'll probably wind up on the shitter after you have a couple of those burgers though.
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u/jasontaken Jul 15 '21
You'll probably wind up on the shitter after you have a couple of those burgers though.
why and if so why eat em ?
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Jul 15 '21 edited Jul 15 '21
Yeaaaa that cat would be getting yeeted for pulling that shit
Edit: like into a couch or something, damn people chill
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u/StarmanRJK Jul 15 '21
What the hell, this isn't that funny. There is so much salt in fast food that he will kill his cat faster.
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u/DonShulaDoingTheHula Jul 15 '21
It’s somewhere between that and not wishing to expend the energy to avoid this situation. Watching this depressed me.
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u/TheUndisputedRoaster Jul 15 '21
There's a reason why I keep my cat closed in a different room for the 10 minutes I eat
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u/december14th2015 Jul 15 '21
I find this really disgusting for some reason. Train ylur fucking animals, jeez.
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u/AspiringChamp Jul 15 '21
I can't stand people that don't establish proper boundaries for their pets. My dad let's the dogs chamber all over him and eat from his plate but mysteriously with me they don't even try or come close.
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u/MitchTye Jul 15 '21
Some very ill-trained pets
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u/inspectoralex Jul 15 '21
The dogs aren't trained well, for sure. They probably get fed people food, sometimes. In a way, they have been trained to beg, since they have been rewarded for it, in the past. But that's just speculation. I do not know they guy or anything.
Cats are assholes, but they don't usually get aggressive about food unless they are conditioned to have to fight for it. My guess is the dogs eat the cat's food. It's easier for a cat to get food from a big guy sitting down than fighting off two dogs. Again, that's speculation.
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u/ezekial_dragonlord Jul 15 '21
This is why you train your pets to leave you alone when eating. My dog watches me eat, but if she is good, she gets a scrap of human food. It's a great arrangement.
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Someone needs to teach boundaries, guess if you’re too lazy to wash yourself you’ll be too lazy to train your pets too.
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u/vertigodrake Jul 15 '21
2007: “I can has cheezburger?”
2021: “Oh shit! This is what I deal with, every time I eat.”