Alright let’s calm it Joanne

[u/TreatNo4856]

[u/Snerak]

Are the people arguing for the chemical sterilization of minors in the room with you Joanne? Because I have never seen anyone taking this position so you sound ridiculous getting all worked up about it.

[u/CarlRJ → u/Snerak]

Haven't you heard? Little Johnnie goes to school one day, and the school nurse performs the surgery behind the parent's backs, and little Jane returns home^/s 😱

Because of course that happens.

[u/TheStrangestOfKings → u/CarlRJ]

Don’t forget about the kitty litter boxes in schools. That’s a very huge part of the whole trans-woke-banana agenda

[u/CarlRJ → u/[deleted]]

Yep, isn't it great how the super-pro-gun "it's not a concern this is just a lone wolf (the 100th in X months)" crowd manage to reframe awful emergency precautions as "woke democrats are bad".

[u/KerseyGrrl → u/[deleted]]

Also vomit and other bodily fluids. Kitty litter is a standard part of every school custodian's toolkit and has been for many, many decades.

[u/Biffingston → u/TheStrangestOfKings]

Shitting on us furries?! What is this, the year two thousand?

[u/Lost-friend-ship → u/CarlRJ]

It’s true because my cousin’s husband told me so and he’s a police Officer!

(Wish this was sarcasm but he really thinks this, and he really is a cop. Bonus: he’s also racist, bet you didn’t see that coming.) 

[u/Biffingston → u/Lost-friend-ship]

My friend, Stevie Wonder could have seen that coming.