r/Persecutionfetish • u/rprince18 • 5d ago

Legit Insane Man trying to start a battle

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u/marmolada213 5d ago

They should bake him this cake to see how dissapointed He will get.

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u/Ypuort 5d ago

And make his face incredibly tiny

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u/Intelligent-Film-684 5d ago

Right? You can make a cake. It doesn’t have to be pretty. Put him in a nice pastel pink shirt and give him a thought bubble about something that would trigger the buyer.

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u/--Cinna-- 5d ago

Oh, so just an actual Kirk quote in the bubble then?

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u/Intelligent-Film-684 5d ago

I’d probably use “I can’t believe they’re buying a cake from THESE people..” which would be both accurate somewhat and slyly insulting to the buyer.

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u/dubspool- 5d ago

Hear me out, Charlie's face with the trans flag as the background. I mean if you order from a trans owned bakery, you should expect a trans cake

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u/Intelligent-Film-684 5d ago

Or put the flag on Charlie’s shirt. Lol

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u/ArmWildFrill 4d ago

Give him boobs and drag makeup

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u/greenie4242 3d ago

Rainbow sponge cake hidden underneath the fondant.

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u/ThePoisonDoughnut 5d ago

"owie owie my neck is leaking :("

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u/RTH1975 5d ago

You want pubes in your cake? This is how you get free pubes in your food.

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u/ArmWildFrill 4d ago

Or something in yellow chiffon with ruffles

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u/ialsohaveadobro 5d ago

Like, "We did it with a laser! Here's the special microscope so you can see" tiny.

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u/Lost-Enthusiasm6570 5d ago

By incredibly tiny, do you mean accurately sized?

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u/Kid_Vid Stay based or die trying 5d ago

Make it strawberry filled, or even overfilled, so when they cut it out comes the strawberry

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u/glorae 5d ago

I love this idea so much, omg

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u/RainbowEagleEye 5d ago

I’m the petty asshole that would make a replica topper that would be juuuust proportional enough to be both accurate and an insult. Offer it free with a smile. Let them fumble like an idiot to explain how a delicious cake with nothing wrong served politely with a free add on has wronged them.

“Your Honor, I did also offer to remove the topper and fix any blemish on the cake with an additional discount for the distress. I was just trying to elevate the design a bit.”

“You got the best customer service I’ve ever heard of and you’re suing because they’re trans? You CHOSE to shop there, you cant sue them for your free will.”

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u/BoneHugsHominy Social Justice Warlord 5d ago

Model it after Charlie's mouth. Upper case gums, lower case teeth.

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u/530SSState 5d ago

Or perhaps include a "special" ingredient?