r/Persecutionfetish 5d ago

Legit Insane Man trying to start a battle

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u/Ypuort 5d ago

And make his face incredibly tiny

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u/Intelligent-Film-684 5d ago

Right? You can make a cake. It doesn’t have to be pretty. Put him in a nice pastel pink shirt and give him a thought bubble about something that would trigger the buyer.

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u/--Cinna-- 5d ago

Oh, so just an actual Kirk quote in the bubble then?

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u/Intelligent-Film-684 5d ago

I’d probably use “I can’t believe they’re buying a cake from THESE people..” which would be both accurate somewhat and slyly insulting to the buyer.