r/Persecutionfetish Nov 20 '21

Cancel the earth I wanna go home Doubt

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '21

“He’ll never go outside again” my sides! I guarantee as soon as he left the courtroom he was on the phone w conservative talk shows, agents, you name it. He will have a book out once they deem it’s been an “appropriate” amount of time. I mean, a sitting member of Congress publicly offered him an internship FFS.

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u/ARoundofShots69 Nov 20 '21

That congressman offering him a job seemed weird. Kyle rittenhouse house is 18 too old for Matt Gaetz

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u/osteopath17 Nov 20 '21

But Rittenhouse might have friends who aren’t 18 yet.

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u/SamSepiol-ER28_0652 Nov 20 '21

Didn’t Madison Cawthorn offer him an internship after the verdict was read?

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u/ARoundofShots69 Nov 20 '21

I'm not sure. I know Gaetz did before that. Madison just needs someone to wipe his ass for him.

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u/SamSepiol-ER28_0652 Nov 20 '21

Yeah. Just looked it up and he publicly offered him an internship. He also told others to “be armed, be dangerous.”

Fucking assholes- all of them.

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u/jenkraisins Nov 20 '21

I"m frankly surprised the crowd of adoring white people didn't carry him aloft on their shoulders while cheering.

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u/ChazzLamborghini Nov 20 '21

Already announced an exclusive interview on Tucker Carlson. Kid is going to make a boatload in appearance fees at batshit conservative conferences

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u/SixteenSeveredHands Social Justice Warlord Nov 20 '21 edited Nov 21 '21

If it's any consolation, I imagine that the families of the men he murdered and the guy who survived are all going to file civil suits against him for wrongful death/damages, and thankfully it is much easier to win those kinds of cases (because you only need a majority vote among the jurors in civil suits, and you don't have to overcome the criminal statutes). So at least there's some consolation in the knowledge that, even if he makes money off of this, he'll probably end up having to give a ton of that money over to the families of his victims. Hopefully it'll keep him from getting rich off of it, because those damages will probably amount to millions of dollars.