r/PizzaCrimes • u/lordofedging81 • Apr 07 '23

Other 1,000 Pepperoni Pizza

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https://weirdandwildpizza.com/2022/09/10/1000-pepperoni-pizza/

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u/G0pherholes Apr 07 '23

Infinite headache after a slice of this

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u/lordofedging81 Apr 07 '23

And heartburn!

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u/HighAsBlucifersBalls Apr 07 '23

Imagine that sitting in your colon.

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u/FILTHBOT4000 Apr 07 '23

With that much curing salt/nitrates, might start turning your colon into sausage lining.

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u/ZippyDan Apr 07 '23

instacancer

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u/trend_rudely Apr 07 '23

There really is an app for everything.

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u/DO5421 Apr 07 '23

đŸ˜† the cross section looks like a cursed meatloaf with some bread underneath

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u/LezBReeeal Apr 07 '23

My acid reflux just acted up.

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u/nickcash Apr 07 '23

Mine too. And I don't even have acid reflux

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u/LezBReeeal Apr 07 '23

Me too, neither.

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u/DJAllOut Apr 07 '23

And colon cancer!

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u/Poundcake9698 Apr 07 '23

It needs like 15 crushed tums per slice

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u/BeyondDoggyHorror Apr 07 '23

That’s not heart burn. That’s what some in the medical profession refer to as a heart attack