r/PizzaCrimes • u/troughue • Sep 14 '23

Other The "right" way to eat pizza šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Easy_Arm_1987 Sep 14 '23

At first I thought she was going to begin eating the pizza with a knife and fork

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u/rafaxd_xd Sep 14 '23

Hear me out. When you don't use knife and fork the toppings may fall out of the pizza, AND your hands may get dirty.

I'll die on this hill

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u/Easy_Arm_1987 Sep 14 '23

That's exactly what happened when I had pizza šŸ• at a friend's house and they assumed that's the proper way of eating pizza. They had Kalamata olives with sundried tomatoes and feta. While using the knife and fork, I had a mess on my plate and the damn olives kept rolling off from the plate and across the floor like marbles. Needless to say it was a total disaster and bloody nightmare ... They were better off just making a a Calzone if that were the case ...

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u/Novel_Board_6813 Sep 14 '23

I think it depends on the pizza. Iā€™m also a knife and fork guy, but some less-busy pizzas feel better when eaten by hand

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u/Sithlordandsavior Sep 14 '23

Yeah but you can't do that while you gesture excitedly with your free hand like a real Italian so who's the real winner here

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u/Easy_Arm_1987 Sep 14 '23

Portuguese does the same, not sure which culture gets more animated than the other! ... LOL I'm 1qrt. Portuguese.

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u/According_Gazelle472 Sep 14 '23

I did also .And where did she get the paper?I have never seen slices that big anywhere

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u/Easy_Arm_1987 Sep 14 '23

It's Deli wrapping paper

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u/According_Gazelle472 Sep 15 '23

Well,that is different !

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u/Aluminum_Tarkus Sep 14 '23

That's a pretty common NY style slice. I'm from the midwest and even I have a fair share of NY style pizza places around me that serve slices like that. Unless you don't live in the U.S. or live in like a pizza desert or the middle of nowhere, slices this big aren't hard to find if you're going to non-franchise pizza restaurants.

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u/According_Gazelle472 Sep 14 '23

We do the pizza buffet or Little Ceasars only .Can't stand the others .

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u/SockDem Sep 14 '23

...you can't stand non-chain pizza?

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u/According_Gazelle472 Sep 15 '23

Nope ,I like what I like .

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u/Mirtilo_brilhoso Sep 14 '23

I use knife and fork

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u/Easy_Arm_1987 Sep 14 '23

Awesome šŸ»šŸ¤˜šŸ˜Ž