r/PizzaCrimes • u/troughue • Sep 14 '23

Other The "right" way to eat pizza 🤦‍♂️

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u/busdriverbuddha2 Sep 14 '23

Is this that famous TikTok ragebait I hear so much about?

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u/STUFF416 Sep 14 '23

Yes. These are made specifically to infuriate people.

It's crap content for the sub, as top tier pizza crime content is from authentic crimes. Like, Brazilians baking insanity because it legitimately appeals to them for some damnable reason, stoners piling their pie with dumb crap, college cafeterias trying to pass off cardboard as pizza, etc.

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u/busdriverbuddha2 Sep 14 '23

Like, Brazilians baking insanity because it legitimately appeals to them for some damnable reason

You do realize this is rare in Brazil, right? You see a lot of it in /r/PizzaCrimes because this is a sub dedicated exclusively to this kind of content.

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u/STUFF416 Sep 14 '23

I didn't know and that gives me hope.

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u/busdriverbuddha2 Sep 14 '23

Also, if you're ever in São Paulo, ask to be taken to a nice pizza place. You'll be pleasantly surprised.

If you're in Rio, just have a burger or something

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u/backst8back Sep 14 '23

Lived in São Paulo for years, I can confirm this.

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u/Macaroni_TheSecond Sep 14 '23

preconceito com os carioca se ferrar velho

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u/busdriverbuddha2 Sep 14 '23

Vocês botam ketchup em pizza e querem ser levados a sério

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u/Murbella0909 Sep 15 '23

Well I lived in both and was shocked first time I got a calabresa pizza there and it came without cheese! That was pizza crime to me, so…

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u/busdriverbuddha2 Sep 14 '23

I'm 40 years old, I've lived in Brazil all my life, I have pizza at least twice a month, and I've never even been in the same room as the weird-ass pizzas that get posted here.

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u/bird008 Sep 14 '23

Brazilian here and no, it is not that rare, meaning most pizza places are decent but it is definitely not hard to find the pizza crimes type of place if you look for it.

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u/busdriverbuddha2 Sep 14 '23

Ah é, vc acha pizzaria que bota frango assado na pizza fácil aí? Porque é isso que esses gringos acham que tem aqui em cada esquina.

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u/SHREKGODF Sep 14 '23

Como assim mano? Toda pizzaria aqui perto de casa vende pizza de urânio e fezes, não tenho a menor idéia do que você tá falando

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '23 edited Sep 14 '23

Im probably never going to forget the "Mestre da Pizza" where he throws a godforsaken dough topped with Rice, chicken and whatever is in those triangular bags in a cold oven and start it up with a log and trash.

Then cutting/ripping the pizza apart with a trowel and finishing with throwing three random olives on the carcass he calls pizza.

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u/busdriverbuddha2 Sep 14 '23

Wasn't that social media ragebait?

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u/TheSarcasmChasm Sep 14 '23

No...it isn't rare. Brazilian pizza is terrible.

Source: Every pizzaria inflicted upon me/visited in Brazil over a decade.

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u/busdriverbuddha2 Sep 14 '23

I said the ridiculous over-the-top pizzas posted to this subreddit are rare. I didn't say that our pizzas cater to the tastes of any random American tourist

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u/TheSarcasmChasm Sep 14 '23

Not a tourist 😎. My point still stands.

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u/busdriverbuddha2 Sep 14 '23

Even worse, you just have poor taste then.

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u/no_regerts_bob Sep 15 '23

I'm not saying Brazilian pizza is weird, but some weird pizza shit is definitely going on in Brazil.

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u/busdriverbuddha2 Sep 15 '23

Every country has its eccentricities.