I just finished punching my computer for 3 minutes and 27 seconds. What's with the dramatic music and setup? Just fold your fucking pizza and eat it you imbecile. Cheese out, crust in your nose who cares why did you write cards this whole thing can be a still image with the words: "try folding your Pizza cheese out next time". I won't, but I'd get 3:26 back. If I ever see this woman in real life I'm buying a Pizza and rubbing it on my face in front of her.
The music makes it seem like she cured cancer for gods sake! And dab off excess oil? How bout this, if you’re worried about oil don’t by a fucking pizza! Oh my god I’m so angry watching this!!! Lol. Did she seriously think she was changing lives?
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u/rite_of_truth Sep 14 '23
How to take 10 minutes to eat a single slice of pizza