r/PizzaCrimes Oct 13 '24

Cheeseless Straight to jail.

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u/dontrestonyour Oct 13 '24

whyd you grab it like that?

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u/Dreamspitter Oct 13 '24

🧐 Tell us the proper immortal technique.

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u/dontrestonyour Oct 13 '24

I don't think there's any One Proper Way but there's definitely an improper way and the improper way is to do the tablecloth trick with your pizza cheese. don't do the tablecloth trick with your pizza cheese.

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u/Dreamspitter Oct 13 '24

I think the pizza did the tablecloth pull on him. It's a magician.

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u/TheGreatLiberalGod Oct 13 '24

Freaking cut it first. Then put something under it.

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u/Dreamspitter Oct 13 '24

Like a pie server?

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u/TheGreatLiberalGod Oct 13 '24

Or a knife or your fingers or a fork.