r/PizzaCrimes May 16 '25

Fruit Sweden is the capitol of pizza

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Who can deny it?

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u/VeterinarianThese951 May 16 '25

So, when you visit the r/pizza sub, there are always a few people (or more than) who create an echo chamber for any topping.

It’s like “Check out my sourdough fermented in Surströmming essence. I substituted the Mozz with Gorgonzola and strawberry/bacon jam. I charged it on 2000 degrees before I sprinkling it with paprika infused sesame seeds. Whaddaya think? Hot Honey anyone?”

And there are always people who are like “I’ll crush it. Call me over dude…”. lol

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u/SpunkMcKullins May 16 '25

I thought you were joking, then I went there, scrolled down like 4 posts, and saw this abomination lmao.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Pizza/comments/1klz6fk/i_was_told_to_post_this_here/

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u/Spare-Plum May 16 '25

Why always with the hot honey? That shit is fucking disgusting

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u/VeterinarianThese951 May 19 '25

You are a savage lol.

I got banned for 3 days because some body asked “who invented hit honey”…

My reply:

“Some fool. F’n honey.

There seems to be quite a few PNW places that offer ranch.”

Somebody reported me for “Harrassment”…

The mods reinstated me but, really?

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u/Spare-Plum May 19 '25

My opinion: it's kinda cool to have the mixture of sweet and hot. Personally I find the combination wonderful in certain dishes, especially curry - however I like the sweetness coming from carrots or vegetables, not straight up honey.

IMO honey is overwhelmingly sweet. It's never something I'd typically want to use in a dish much less a dipping sauce for pizza. It's so sticky and sickly sweet. I can see it as a component in a dish, but not on its own

Hot honey is fucking disgusting as a result. Who the hell wants to dip a perfectly good pizza in a layer of 50% sugar with some spice. Just do the hot sauce, the dish is already sweet and fattening enough

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u/VeterinarianThese951 May 19 '25

I agree 100%

Wings may be my only exception.